Fucku - A Laugh/Cry/Scream-In

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HoneyAdored and I were getting a bit silly earlier this evening while talking about the pain of doing the 30/30. She brought up Haikus and I expressed my dislike for them, because I suck so badly at them, to which she replied we should create a new form, the Sucku. While I'm certain I can, and have, produce sucky 17 syllable poetry, I countered that a Fucku would be more satisfying. Thus the Fucku was born.

Simple form:
-A title
-At least 3 lines that total 17 syllables
-Subject matter must contain some form of vitriol either subtle or blatant



Example:

Shattered Slipper

I must admit
you're quite convincing
when you've been lying to yourself
 
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Stupid Bitch

I got you secondhand;
His "foot" won out;
Hate to think why
you left him.


:cool:
 
why buy a cow when
you can get milk for free but
all I got was shit
 
I have forgiven
although you're still an asshole.
I just don't care now.
 
Sense of humour by-pass

My mind's in the gutter yes,
but you're so stiff arsed
must be constipated!
 
he

force fed me doubt and guilt
bled me each day for pity
wrung me out. dry.
 
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A Town In Southern California

Road signs are a blur
In this residential 'hood
who would slow to read them?
 
The unfeeling critiquer who

Kicks the chair
from under his victims,
hits them over the head with it!
 
Done killed
Thirty-two of my chickens this week
Fucking weasel must die

:mad: :mad: :mad:
 
Done

You've made me regret
every chance I've given you
That well has run dry
 
Egyptian airliner hijacked by ''love-sick'' man

had a fake bomb belt
caused fear and distress -
no wonder she divorced him
 
I've Changed or Lowercase fucku

I don't get angry
now that I've learned to accept
the world as it is.
 
Writer’s Lament

You were drawn to me
For the sunshine I warmed you with
But I’m shivering
 
Mind on Ballots

The world looks on
While Americans wonder
“What the fuck have we done?”
 
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