Natural vaginal lubricant?

Mike_Yates · Jan 21, 2015

Do women produce their own natural vaginal lubricants during sexual arousal? Is this what men refer to as "wetness?"

neci · Jan 21, 2015

spit.

dolf · Jan 21, 2015

Littlefinger · Jan 21, 2015

What? what the hell are you even talking about? "Wetness"? In a vagina? Like, as in, it didn't come from a bottle of lube or a penis shoved up there? I ain't never heard that. It's not a mouth, Mike.

thør · Jan 21, 2015

Loogies!

Aquagal · Jan 21, 2015

Oh, that's so gross. Lol

TwinkleStars · Jan 21, 2015

dolf said:

I agree.

thør · Jan 21, 2015

Aquagal said:
Oh, that's so gross. Lol

It's a Yates thread!

Mike_Yates · Jan 21, 2015

If women get sexually aroused enough, don't their vaginas produce a filmy substance that is a natural lubricant?

Isn't that what they refer to as "the wetness?"

Tathagata · Jan 21, 2015

Cocoanut oil.
Always have a coconut with you in case you have sex

DesEsseintes · Jan 21, 2015

Tathagata said:
Cocoanut oil.
Always have a coconut with you in case you have sex

And if needs must you can always drill a hole in it. Or use a coco de mer.

Tathagata · Jan 21, 2015

DesEsseintes said:
And if needs must you can always drill a hole in it. Or use a coco de mer.

That's a mighty fine looking coco de mer yer totin there son...

Wild_Honey_66 · Jan 21, 2015

DesEsseintes said:
And if needs must you can always drill a hole in it. Or use a coco de mer.

look away! look away!

*shudders*

Fata Morgana · Jan 21, 2015

Mike_Yates said:
Do women produce their own natural vaginal lubricants during sexual arousal? Is this what men refer to as "wetness?"

The wetness you are referring to is tears. Tears shed from the sheer stupidity of questions like this.

Twat.

MNGuy · Jan 21, 2015

In a pinch, WD-40 works just fine.

DesEsseintes · Jan 21, 2015

Fata Morgana said:
The wetness you are referring to is tears. Tears shed from the sheer stupidity of questions like this.

Twat.

Twat tears!

I like a nice, weepy cunt, me.

DesEsseintes · Jan 21, 2015

MNGuy said:
In a pinch, WD-40 works just fine.

A documentary for Mike.

Lord Pmann · Jan 21, 2015

Foreplay?

It's a myth that women can get aroused though. They're like cats. Sex is extremely painful for them and for procreation only. At least in my experience.

I don't know that this wetness isn't some kind of myth. Where did you hear this? In some movie?

dolf · Jan 21, 2015

pmann said:
Foreplay?

It's a myth that women can get aroused though. They're like cats. Sex is extremely painful for them and for procreation only.

that's why women moan during sex. it's like getting teeth pulled.
but we don't like to hurt men's feelings, so we say nothing.

Lord Pmann · Jan 21, 2015

dolf said:
that's why women moan during sex. it's like getting teeth pulled.
but we don't like to hurt men's feelings, so we say nothing.

Exactly. It's painful for you women. Luckily sexual encounters need not last for more than a couple of minutes.

Moaning is the best option in these cases.

But I'm still laughing at the thought of a wet vagina. In the shower maybe!!!! Or perhaps when it's getting steamed!!!!

dolf · Jan 21, 2015

pmann said:
Exactly. It's painful for you women. Luckily sexual encounters need not last for more than a couple of minutes.

Moaning is the best option in these cases.

But I'm still laughing at the thought of a wet vagina. In the shower maybe!!!! Or perhaps when it's getting steamed!!!!

or perhaps all the soothing lotion we still have up there to try to ease the continuing pain of the last time we had sex.

Wild_Honey_66 · Jan 21, 2015

Gyne-Lotrimin. *nods*

Wat_Tyler · Jan 21, 2015

Garnate · Jan 22, 2015

I vote pmann for winning the thread by matching Mike's level of idiocy. Well done, ya bastard. :rose:

BlueSugar · Jan 22, 2015

Crisco.

Made for fried chicken - and vaginas

Also, ^5 Laurel!

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