The China Pearl Inn part 7

light_shiva said:

lmfao What exactly does an elf sound like anyway?

Cos I'm sure you're wayyyyy too manly-manish to want to sound like an elf

Also a hill jack... drinking pop with a shot gun under his couch on his porch. Sounds about right!!

*runs and hides*

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light_shiva said:

*Smiles with pursed lips*

I think you hit the nail on the head there, CG. He's a very good puppy. Very anxious to please his owner.

I guess I have that effect on some people.

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cgraven said:

Shiva he is a little transparent when it comes to you young lady.

Evening Glad. Yes the first day of Spring and our high was 20F today. Here in my White Mountains spring weather gets here some time about the 4th of July.

Uggg why are you hiding under the bar?

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The_gladiator said:

Its a rifle and you forgot about driving the tractor to school...

And I have never heard me and manly man in the same sentence before, excuse me while I bask in the moment that will never come again. Ahhh that's nice. Now you were saying...hey where'd you go?
Grabs one of Uggg's empty liquor bottles as a makshift weapon and begins to search for Shiva. "Just wait until I find my riding crop..."

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cgraven said:

Shiva he is a little transparent when it comes to you young lady.

Evening Glad. Yes the first day of Spring and our high was 20F today. Here in my White Mountains spring weather gets here some time about the 4th of July.

Uggg why are you hiding under the bar?

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sharingfantasies said:

In the sixties here. Supposed to be up to 70 tomorrow and then drop twenty degrees and rain the next day. Spring is such a tease.


::Shifting my feet out of Glad's way.::

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The_gladiator said:

Lol, "no that was my father and grandfather... my grandfather used to say I'd rather owe it to you than beat you out of it." And then he would always say "what ever that means."

"Ahhh, there's that crop..." wanders over towards the windows smiling at SF as I pass, "thank you m'dear."

"I smell a Shiva, you know us hillbillies can smell a city slicker from a mile away."

Lmao

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Uggg said:

Sorry I've been an absentee, I got really busy with work this morning. I'm not hiding!

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light_shiva said:

Hihi!! How are you?

I love teases, but not with my weather, damnit!! lol



Wait what? Was your grandpappy hitting the sauce? LOL *smirking smile* I hope he remembered to put on his coveralls this time XD

Shit shit!! He can smell my distinct lack of manure and clean clothes! Ack! *flees her position and runs for the door*



Suuuuure that's what they all say, Pinky Pie. *blows an air kiss*

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The_gladiator said:

Grabs her from behind. (I said behind, not from the behind get your mind out of the gutter)

Nuzzles face into her hair, "mmmm it doesn't smell like cows." Hahahaha

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light_shiva said:

In what world is grabbing someone from behind any less perverted than just grabbing their behind? lmao

And nope! I washed my hair last week so definitely does not smell like cow patties. XD

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Uggg said:

damn. My internet is not up to this! I really can't keep up. Gtg. But how bout you two save some of that behind grabbing for me? I've got a behind! ( i can't see it but im told its there)

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The_gladiator said:

Oh boy, just pillow grease
Lol
And I didn't say I grabbed your breasts or anything so I see that as much more innocent...

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Uggg said:

damn. My internet is not up to this! I really can't keep up. Gtg. But how bout you two save some of that behind grabbing for me? I've got a behind! ( i can't see it but im told its there)

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The_gladiator said:

Did he just say he wants me to grab his behind?.... knew there was a reason I liked this guy..

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light_shiva said:

I'm a slick one! Catch me if you can, but you won't be able to hold onto me for long. Like a greasy lil piggy! Oink Oink

LOL *Wiggles them around* Same as above, catch 'em if you can!! XD



Awwwe poor Pinky Pie is suffering the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune... by living in Paradise. Forgive me if I don't feel TOO bad for you, hon. *winks and blows another kiss*

I'm always up for playing a game of grab-ass with you. Just you name the place and time, and I'll be there with bells on. (And nothing else!!) I'm sure I can find dat ass somewhere...

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The_gladiator said:

Don't tempt me lol... you make me laugh.

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light_shiva said:

He's got a lot going for him *Winks* Like someone else I know around here...

*innocent whistling*

Also, happy 10 years on lit

*throws you a party and invites all your friends*

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cgraven said:

It is late afternoon before I put in an appearance at the Inn. It has been a busy day. Skiing in the morning and cores for most of the rest of the day. Still a steaming mug of coffee and the opportunity to by the fire for a moment is a welcome break.

Afternoon to any who may be about or hiding in the shadows.

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*A head pokes out from under the bar*

Hiya CG

*it vanishes back into the hole*