your_vice
Literotica Guru
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- Aug 22, 2009
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All are welcome here, no invitation or prior acquaintance required.
Welcome to The Bad Apple, where you can kick back, chat, drink and while away your writer's block. The Bad Apple features an authentic British climate, which in January necessitates a roaring open fire. There's a plentiful supply of booze and bar snacks and... oh yeah... the landlady's really nothing but a filthy, masochistic whore... and such a pleaser. Though The Bad Apple is in the GMT timezone, thanks to new drinking laws it's open 24/7... as is the proprietress. For the exhibitionists and those into public humiliation, there's a low walled beer garden. If you tire of casual chat, there's a well equipped 'Function Room' which by the magic of fiction contains every kinky sex toy and torture device conceived by mankind. If you tire of that, you're clearly in the wrong pub.
Enjoy your time here however you wish.
A couple of disclaimers...
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