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I would say:
You bet your sweet ass I am!
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I would say:
You bet your sweet ass I am!
*ahem*
Subject: do u wont to
Message: do things 2 me? tell me what u wont
Ok friends and neighbors--release the hounds. How would you answer this fine gentleman?
We can help you channel your inner asshole.
I have a male friend who was scammed out of thousands of dollars by someone who was telling him what he wanted to hear and sent him pictures of a beautiful woman-- this was through yahoo. He was lonely and she was going to come here and make all his dreams come true. But first she needed money for food, then to pay for her internet so she could keep talking to him...etc...etc..... there was always something.
Sorry, got off on a tangent here, but on the first page, it was mentioned someone got pm'd on facebook and I know that many scammers create fake profiles there to reel in their catch. My same male friend has be-friended several "women" on there totally believing that they are legitimate.
I The Simpsons.I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
Which is why I make it a policy to never FB friend anyone whom I've not met AND formed some sort of relationship with in real life. Call it suspicious, cautious, cynical, whatever. Internet strangers don't need access to my RL information.
But see, you guys deliver the slapdown with such wit and style. Me - I just unload with both barrels. It's.....like the sniper rifle vs the shotgun.
o sure, haven't seen hide or hair of you in months and you think you can just waltz in & trout throwdown? think again, missy.emap quoth:
almost forgot [walk by trouting of silverwhisper]
don't be so modest, bail: being online for any length of time means that somewhere, deep inside, there's a lurking firebreather. we just need to find her is all. :>bailadora quoth:
man, i'd love to see that. i won't join in 'cause i'm a rank novice compared to the rest of you, but oh hell yeah. that'd be one awesome post.
minxie quoth:
OK friends and neighbors--release the hounds. how would you answer this fine gentleman?
i would say: yes, absolutely--but definitely not for you, complete & total stranger that i don't know and now never want to know.are you here to be a whore tonight?
there's a lot to be said for blunt force trauma, you know. just saying...bail quoth:
but see, you guys deliver the slapdown with such wit and style. me - i just unload with both barrels. it's.....like the sniper rifle vs the shotgun.
honestly, that sounds like what he might send on dating sites.firefly69 quoth:
also should mention that as you can see- I'm more of a lurker then a poster, but even I've received a few pm's!
heres one:
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"hey there! how are you? i'm (name), (age), (residence)- brown hair, blue eyes 6'0 and fit. i love run, be outside, read, have fun with friends, sex, and i have quite the sarcastic streak. my friends have no idea how horny or kinky i am. i would love to chat and have some fun, what are you up to? hope to hear from you soon."
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not nasty or anything, but definitely trolling. i bet a lot of women got the same one. of course he had absolutely no posts on the forum at all.
you know, i think that a form response to a form question is pretty much the optimal response. they didn't put a lot of thought into it: why should you?:>xbuxombabex quoth:
the bland cut & paste ones annoy me even more than the really crude ones - today's offering -
hey my names asshat i'm x years old and think I may be the kind if lad you are looking to chat with on here. you look good and sound fun so would be great to hear from you x
oh asshat - you're so dull!
That's a great idea!you know, i think it would be kinda neat if laurel & manu required 100 posts to send PMs.
It can get really overwhelming, particularly if you feel like you have to be polite to everyone.I think it'd be good too, silverwhisper, because I have an Inbox full of pretty banal garbage, that started from my sign up here.... it's enough to make most sane women turn right around and back out the door.
That's a great idea!It can get really overwhelming, particularly if you feel like you have to be polite to everyone.
Welcome to Lit, BTW.
Yeah, I turned them completely off last week so I could get ready for the first week of classes without feeling guilty about not PM-ing people. I'm a horrible correspondent.I know Eilan must really struggle with the whole polite thing. It must be so tough biting your tongue and holding back when people write their douchebaggery. Unfortunately, you found out how to turn off your PMs. Because, if I had my way, I'd be bothering you every day until you loved me. And I The Simpsons too! (seasons 1-11ish) And the muumuu episode is great. I often use the "I wash myself with a rag on a stick" comment. One would be surprised how often that is applicable.
I feel sorry for the ones who have sent you the EXACT same PM only a week ago, and you didn't answer them then either.
Yeah, I turned them completely off last week so I could get ready for the first week of classes without feeling guilty about not PM-ing people. I'm a horrible correspondent.
When I turn them back on, I'll make sure to add you to my Buddy List so you can profess your undying love for me whenever you want. I'm narcissistic that way.
perpetual asshat said:Title: bluilacgrl- How about I climb...
between those hot legs and suck on your naughty pussy while you chat with all of your Lit boys?
Or aren't you that kind of girl?
;-)
new asshat said:Title: hey
may i ask you
have you ever left your wet panties for some elese to find them ?
The one I got on Tues, was an unsolicited dick picture with his wang hanging out of his zipper. I sent back, "Excuse me but do you know your zipper is down? And really, you were proud enough of that lil thing to snap a picture of it? It's so tiny and precious!" Oddly he did not reply. . .
Yeah a big rock got dislodged somewhere and they all came crawling out from under it this week.
perpetual asshat: I'd say, "Look asshat, you sent me this 3 times now. Go get in your rape van, and go cruise the roller rinks, or bowling alleys, or somewhere equally lame to get some new pick up lines. Nothing could be worse than what you are using now. I wouldn't let you lick the cat box, let alone my box."
Or conversely, "Congratulations! You have been chosen to be featured in a thread dedicated to gentleman with your style and finesse," and then provide a link to the asshat thread.
The one I got on Tues, was an unsolicited dick picture with his wang hanging out of his zipper. I sent back, "Excuse me but do you know your zipper is down? And really, you were proud enough of that lil thing to snap a picture of it? It's so tiny and precious!" Oddly he did not reply. . .