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So why are you reading this thread

  • I didn't know what I was opening, and now I am backing away slowly, never to return

    Votes: 1 0.5%

  • I lurk, she is one crazy ass bitch, but she still turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 19 10.2%

  • I participate, she is one crazy ass bitch, but she still turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 7 3.8%

  • I lurk, she is fucking hilarious, and also turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 104 55.9%

  • I participate, she is fucking hilarious, and also turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 39 21.0%

  • Not turned on, but come because that bitch is fucking hilarious

    Votes: 4 2.2%

  • Shut up with the poll, I am busy with my pole.

    Votes: 12 6.5%
  • Total voters
    186
  • Poll closed .
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Do you have the biggest breasts in your county? :)

I bet the other ladies hate you in silence. :D
 
Fingathing said:
Do you have the biggest breasts in your county? :)

I bet the other ladies hate you in silence. :D
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well, I have not conducted county polling, but I suspect not. That is because a 48H, for example, would be the same volume as a 36N, and a 48H is a common enough size that one could go to any mall and buy it in a lane bryant, avenue, catherine's etc. A 30F would actually be the same volume as a 38C, it is just whether the volume is distributed more widely or more deeply than the other. A 48H would have a cup width of about 12 inches and a cup circumference of about 15 inches at its deepest point. My bra size would have a width of about 7 inches and a cup circumference of about 15 inches taken at its deepest point. thus both bras would hold the same volume of sand, just mine you could stick a pencil 7 inches deep in the sand and it would probably stand on it's own and you could stick a little flag on it. the other would probably not hold that flag as the sand is distributed more widely than deeply. either way, both are about 3000 cubic centimeters

It is possible that one could look at both sets of breasts and think one looks larger than the other, but the mass is the same, it is just visual perception based on volume distribution and possibly the volume in relation to its environment

Since I could easily purchase a 48H, I can conclude many women have breasts of the same volume, therefore It is unlikely I would have the largest breast in the county, I am just differently proportioned than standard.

and I have no idea if they hate me in silence, cause then they are all silent. I think my hilarious and warm fucking personality wins them over though.

and welcome to introduction to concepts of volume and mass by Justa's tits.

kingfupa said:
I'll be down your way next week...hope it warms up by then.
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it should be back up in the 70s here soon

Yesplzzz00 said:
Spectacular
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thank you

WoodenVibrator said:
I would drink the shower water from between those girlies. 😳
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but it would be all warm.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
well, I have not conducted county polling, but I suspect not. That is because a 48H, for example, would be the same volume as a 36N, and a 48H is a common enough size that one could go to any mall and buy it in a lane bryant, avenue, catherine's etc. A 30F would actually be the same volume as a 38C, it is just whether the volume is distributed more widely or more deeply than the other. A 48H would have a cup width of about 12 inches and a cup circumference of about 15 inches at its deepest point. My bra size would have a width of about 7 inches and a cup circumference of about 15 inches taken at its deepest point. thus both bras would hold the same volume of sand, just mine you could stick a pencil 7 inches deep in the sand and it would probably stand on it's own and you could stick a little flag on it. the other would probably not hold that flag as the sand is distributed more widely than deeply. either way, both are about 3000 cubic centimeters

It is possible that one could look at both sets of breasts and think one looks larger than the other, but the mass is the same, it is just visual perception based on volume distribution and possibly the volume in relation to its environment

Since I could easily purchase a 48H, I can conclude many women have breasts of the same volume, therefore It is unlikely I would have the largest breast in the county, I am just differently proportioned than standard.

and I have no idea if they hate me in silence, cause then they are all silent. I think my hilarious and warm fucking personality wins them over though.

and welcome to introduction to concepts of volume and mass by Justa's tits.
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and just to continue this lesson on mass as in relation to breasts,as we do actually have a form of breast size polling here on lit, how big are my tits according to a lit sample size of the breast size posts.

I shall switch to UK sizing as above I was using US, because what I could buy in a store, but the truth is the sizes we are talking only exist in US sizing at 46 and above. My volume would be equal to a 30L (US Q), 32KK (US P), 34K(US O), 36JJ (US N), 38J (US M), 40HH (US L) , 42H (US K), 44GG (US J), 46G (US I) , 48FF (US H) , 50F (US G) , 52E (US DDD), 54DD (US D), 56 D (at this point D and below cups are the same between UK and US).

looking at fred's breast size threads, there are 2 posters in 46G, both from England, meaning they likely gave size in UK size, thus there are 2 known women with the same breast size as to volume as myself. (though I think one is actually larger looking at the photos, but again visual perception of mass is a funny thing). the largest natural breast according to Guinness belong to a cam chick Norma Stitz who wears a 52I US but should be wearing a 46V probably. estimating volume at about 5000 cubic centimeters. (Who actually didn't start working in adult entertainment until her mid 30s, when I assumed she realized she could make real money as a fetish star)

Anyway, considering very small breasts are about 50 cubic centimeters and very large are 5000 cubic centimeters, my tits aren't even large, they are just sitting at medium on the tit chart at a volume of 3000. Therefore, obviously they are unlikely to be the largest in a decent sampling of women, as they aren't that big.

yeah Justa's class has some very interesting course material, doesn't it

WoodenVibrator said:
Yeah, a little warm, but also pretty hot.
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very hot.

Youneverknow81 said:
Damn woman!
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enjoy watching a few moments of my morning shower?
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
well, I have not conducted county polling, but I suspect not. That is because a 48H, for example, would be the same volume as a 36N, and a 48H is a common enough size that one could go to any mall and buy it in a lane bryant, avenue, catherine's etc. A 30F would actually be the same volume as a 38C, it is just whether the volume is distributed more widely or more deeply than the other. A 48H would have a cup width of about 12 inches and a cup circumference of about 15 inches at its deepest point. My bra size would have a width of about 7 inches and a cup circumference of about 15 inches taken at its deepest point. thus both bras would hold the same volume of sand, just mine you could stick a pencil 7 inches deep in the sand and it would probably stand on it's own and you could stick a little flag on it. the other would probably not hold that flag as the sand is distributed more widely than deeply. either way, both are about 3000 cubic centimeters

It is possible that one could look at both sets of breasts and think one looks larger than the other, but the mass is the same, it is just visual perception based on volume distribution and possibly the volume in relation to its environment

Since I could easily purchase a 48H, I can conclude many women have breasts of the same volume, therefore It is unlikely I would have the largest breast in the county, I am just differently proportioned than standard.

and I have no idea if they hate me in silence, cause then they are all silent. I think my hilarious and warm fucking personality wins them over though.

and welcome to introduction to concepts of volume and mass by Justa's tits.

First of all .. I think you have laid to rest the idea that Americans don't care about Math. A brilliant display of geometry and math here .. and I for one never stopped paying attention!

Secondly .. I am more than willing to offer my slightly larger than average for my size hands as a way to demonstrate comparatively the importance of hand size in relation to breast support and coverage. My hand, when opened, spans about 10 inches from the tip of my little finger to the tip of my thumb, so I do believe I can more than adequately cover your breasts.

And if I can't .. then you can hide a nipple in my mouth, and I won't care that my hand cannot cover your breast .. :D And that way, everyone (by which I mean ME!) is a winner ..
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Justa, I would love to join you for a shower. I would love to wash your luscious body! Spending extra time and detail on specific areas! mmmmmmmmm
 
Rugersp101 said:
I think your breasts are glorious absolutely glorious. If I had the opportunity to do it I would love to lay my head on them for 10 minutes. 5 minutes per breast.
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I think they make good pillows. I know my cats like to sleep there. And strangers on the bus.

Vincius said:
I have a kind of cream you can use on your tits! :cattail:
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Oh really. Well mine smells like orange vanilla.

Youneverknow81 said:
You must have the cleanest breasts in America, the attention to detail that goes into their cleaning and open air drying ;)

I very much enjoyed it! Twice...
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Haha. Maybe, maybe not. Guess it depends how long until I spill something on my boobs.

jcED8723 said:
Well well well. Mondays are the best here with you!

Are you taking requests? Asking for a friend :D
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Thanks. And fire away.

o2baPrince said:
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All the hotter with the wedding ring on.
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Thank you.

NomDePlay said:
First of all .. I think you have laid to rest the idea that Americans don't care about Math. A brilliant display of geometry and math here .. and I for one never stopped paying attention!

Secondly .. I am more than willing to offer my slightly larger than average for my size hands as a way to demonstrate comparatively the importance of hand size in relation to breast support and coverage. My hand, when opened, spans about 10 inches from the tip of my little finger to the tip of my thumb, so I do believe I can more than adequately cover your breasts.

And if I can't .. then you can hide a nipple in my mouth, and I won't care that my hand cannot cover your breast .. :D And that way, everyone (by which I mean ME!) is a winner ..
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Well thank you very much for appreciating today's lesson and following along. How does one reward a good pupil?

I do believe your hand theory would come up short, but the mouth theory would totally work.

mythicman62 said:
Justa, I would love to join you for a shower. I would love to wash your luscious body! Spending extra time and detail on specific areas! mmmmmmmmm
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God I haven't showered with a man in years, though did take a bath with a chick like 3 years ago.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
I think they make good pillows. I know my cats like to sleep there. And strangers on the bus.



Oh really. Well mine smells like orange vanilla.



Haha. Maybe, maybe not. Guess it depends how long until I spill something on my boobs.



Thanks. And fire away.



Thank you.



Well thank you very much for appreciating today's lesson and following along. How does one reward a good pupil?

I do believe your hand theory would come up short, but the mouth theory would totally work.



God I haven't showered with a man in years, though did take a bath with a chick like 3 years ago.
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If you need your back or anything scrubbed, I will gladly join you in the shower.
 
Breast Volume Class

Damn Justa.. Its first thing in the morning. I've got a full cup of coffee.
NOW I have to get out the Slide Rule and the Abacus to do the math!!
You have me looking around the office to find SOMETHING... ANYTHING that will hold that much volume for comparison!!
Hmmmm Perhaps today will be wasted in a ( "Weird Science" ) Format..
I BELIEVE I can construct them!!
Now to make them come ALIVE!!!!
:cool::devil:
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
I work Monday through Friday, whenever the fuck I get in, between 8:30 and 9, to whenever I manage to sneak out, usually 530 to 6
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Okay, the time works for me although I might arrive a bit late, possibly leave early, extended lunches, and hopefully a close water cooler so I have a place to hang out (erm, I mean when you have no need for my PA services of course) and gossip fashion/sex with my other coworkers (coughs) until "summoned." Oh, what color polish do you request I arrive with for your mani/pedi BossLady? Monday works for me ... but I will need 2 weeks off the following week.
 
hairball18 said:
If you need your back or anything scrubbed, I will gladly join you in the shower.
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well thank you

Youneverknow81 said:
Your dude must have quite a load, I can't imagine how much it would take to make them dirty ;)
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haha, oh like my husband would be the type to be cumming on my tits.

Joxlrg said:
Damn Justa.. Its first thing in the morning. I've got a full cup of coffee.
NOW I have to get out the Slide Rule and the Abacus to do the math!!
You have me looking around the office to find SOMETHING... ANYTHING that will hold that much volume for comparison!!
Hmmmm Perhaps today will be wasted in a ( "Weird Science" ) Format..
I BELIEVE I can construct them!!
Now to make them come ALIVE!!!!
:cool::devil:
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haha, well at least you learned something today. ok a gallon is 3785 cubic centimeters so pour about a quarter out, and the remainder is your visual. or just visualize your cup of coffee as 12 cups of coffee. then of course double it to visualize the pair

ohverbatum7 said:
Couldn't trust myself to get into the shower with you, might seek residential status.
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well the amenities really aren't that great. cramped, no sitting, not a lot in the way of entertainment or view.

EmpressJosephine said:
Lovely...

Just lovely!
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thank you

412len said:
Okay, the time works for me although I might arrive a bit late, possibly leave early, extended lunches, and hopefully a close water cooler so I have a place to hang out (erm, I mean when you have no need for my PA services of course) and gossip fashion/sex with my other coworkers (coughs) until "summoned." Oh, what color polish do you request I arrive with for your mani/pedi BossLady? Monday works for me ... but I will need 2 weeks off the following week.
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well wouldn't be corporate america if one didn't. and I am easy, surprise me
 
Great.. You now have Square tits due to the Gallon Jug. Or you have tits that look like Monkey Bread from the 12 cups of coffee.. LOL ;)
 
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