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AlliaPotestas
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So... little known fact about this little girl: I was on the Tinder. If you don’t know what Tinder is, it’s basically a dating app that helps college guys hook up with anything that has two legs and some holes. Okay, I’m being a little harsh... by really, my only experiences with the app were not the best. I did meet one guy who was a decent human, but the rest? Complete garbage. Oh, and then the decent guy when I told him I couldn’t see him anymore? He gets weird too so... fuck Tinder. This post isn’t really even about the app we will now refer to as “Fire-Crotch,” but rather about the way people deal with rejection, something I’ve been laying a lot of down lately.
Why can’t people be decent and just accept rejection gracefully? This is how a conversation should go:
A: I’m super interested in getting into your pants and showing you all my skills.
B: That’s nice, but I hardly know you and I’m not a kind of girl who does that without even knowing you.
A: Oh, cool. I’m the same way usually. Do you want to talk about sportings? That’s the only thing that interests me.
B: Uh... I don’t know anything about the sportings, maybe we don’t have anything in common and should just call it here?
A: Totally. Thanks for being so up front and ridiculously hot.
B: Awe, shucks! No problem. Live long and prosper!
This is not how they should go:
A: I’m super interested in getting into your pants and showing you all my skills.
B: That’s nice, but I hardly know you and I’m not a kind of girl who does that without even knowing you.
A: Well, what do you want to know? I’m an open book. What do you need from me to let me taste that glorious pussy and feel your lips on my cock.
B: Uhhh... (trying to think of a reply to that)
A: It’s okay, sweetie, don’t worry about it. You probably have tons of bulls trying to shove their cocks in your tight twat.
B: Okay, I think you are jumping to conclusions about me before we’ve even exchanged any real meaningful conversation. I don’t think you heard me earlier when I said I’m not like that.
A: [changing gears because obviously I’m not biting] It’s too bad because you would have loved how I deliver my pleasures to my submissive and how I feel her needs and desires.
B: [can’t even at this point] *chuckles*
A: You can chuckle all you want baby, you’ll love my cock slamming into you and hitting your cervix.
B: You’re not getting any bit of your body anywhere near mine. [Blocks A]
So... have we learned a lesson? No? Okay, how about another example:
A: Hi, how are you?
B: Fine, thanks. How are you?
A: Good. Just saw your thread. You’re so sexy.
B: Thanks. I’m glad you like my posts.
A: Yeah, your writing isn’t so bad either. So, wanna RP with me?
B: I don’t do that with people I don’t know, but thanks for the offer.
A: It would be a great time and you’ll enjoy it.
B: I already said no, but thank you.
A: We could pretend you didn’t and I can push you up against the wall, pin you there and start kissing your neck.
B: And I would scream “RAPE” loud enough that people will come running and I’ll kick you in the balls hard enough to make it so you having progeny was out of the question.
A: wow. That’s harsh.
B: no means no, dude.
A: what if I tape your mouth shut and tie you with rope. You like rope.
B: [blocks A]
So you see, boys and girls: no fun to be the A when you have someone who can’t take “no” for an answer. I felt like that was all I was doing with these Fire-Crotch guys. None of them wanted to know anything about me. I could have been a sadistic fuck who wanted to bite their face when I orgasmed for all they knew. I mean, I’m not... but seriously, what happened to bowing out with grace?! What happened to conversation and connection?! Why are we so keen on laying hands on someone’s boobs?!
On that note, here are my boobs bouncing.
It does mean you can weed out the fuckwads relatively easily... I get annoyed by the ones that seem half decent then go weird... I had a few early in my journey here who gradually mentioned ‘taboo’... I was a little naive and didn’t realise that tends to be code...
But yeah - block em,
