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numeniusa said:
I thought I knew what the helicopter move was. I thought it was this, from UD:

"When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter."

(Why, though? Why would you do that? :confused:)

But there's a second definition there too:

"Sexual act with the female on top. The female does a split and inserts lubed penis into vagina. The male then grabs hold of the female's legs and spins her around rapidly, similar to that of a helicopter's blades. Has a high failure rate, roughly 100%. Failure results in Female either falling over or vomiting, and Male losing penis."

:eek: :D
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After being in basic training and seeing the helicopter, the gargoyle, the flop, and the dangle I feel I have enough relevant experience to say people would do it because its hilarious to watch as everyone just stares slack jawed or you just are into that kind of thing :D
 
numeniusa said:
I thought I knew what the helicopter move was. I thought it was this, from UD:

"When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter."

(Why, though? Why would you do that? :confused:)

But there's a second definition there too:

"Sexual act with the female on top. The female does a split and inserts lubed penis into vagina. The male then grabs hold of the female's legs and spins her around rapidly, similar to that of a helicopter's blades. Has a high failure rate, roughly 100%. Failure results in Female either falling over or vomiting, and Male losing penis."

:eek: :D
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https://66.media.tumblr.com/e0f239575920dc7eed6d1b2d52033a1d/tumblr_ocrvbhGGfo1rtfsp1o1_500.gif

There is also this third definition, which is a danger that many people don't take into consideration.

Personally, I was referring to the first definition. As to why, the real question is why not? ;)
 
hotwords229_A said:
https://66.media.tumblr.com/e0f239575920dc7eed6d1b2d52033a1d/tumblr_ocrvbhGGfo1rtfsp1o1_500.gif

There is also this third definition, which is a danger that many people don't take into consideration.

Personally, I was referring to the first definition. As to why, the real question is why not? ;)
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That’s awesome.

Leaning tower of penis I suppose? Personally I just like the word “tower” here.

I think we need to pass out stickers like they do at the voting booth:

“I voted today at the Penis Poll!”

“Your vote counts! Join us at the Penis Poll!”

“Peni matter too, make yours count at the Penis Poll!”
 
Apisto42 said:
That’s awesome.

Leaning tower of penis I suppose? Personally I just like the word “tower” here.

I think we need to pass out stickers like they do at the voting booth:

“I voted today at the Penis Poll!”

“Your vote counts! Join us at the Penis Poll!”

“Peni matter too, make yours count at the Penis Poll!”
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I second this, I think we should/could add it to our signatures XD
 
PrettyLilPussy19 said:
Oh! Hmm.... As someone who has no balls this is intensely interesting to me. Tell me more.
<waits patiently>
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All I can think to add is, those settings range from "wow, that's impressive" to "hey, where'd they go?"

And now I have to get my balls to work (and not in the fun way) See ya!
 
Well PLP, I'm having some trouble finding a pre-rendered graph of testicle types. I believe more research should be concluded before a formal posting can be achieved.

I believe we will need to gather data, examine examples and measurements, then compile them into a series of categories before offering our results to the PG.
 
PrettyLilPussy19 said:
You want me to let everyone know to PM you pics of their balls?
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It's not the worst idea, but I have a very limited amount of PM space and I would hate to make some of the men of Lit feel....unappreciated..

I was thinking it could be a team effort. I'm sure we can put together a quality panel of size, texture, color, geometry and hair coverage experts. Don't you?
 
numeniusa said:
I thought I knew what the helicopter move was. I thought it was this, from UD:

"When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter."

(Why, though? Why would you do that? :confused:)

But there's a second definition there too:

"Sexual act with the female on top. The female does a split and inserts lubed penis into vagina. The male then grabs hold of the female's legs and spins her around rapidly, similar to that of a helicopter's blades. Has a high failure rate, roughly 100%. Failure results in Female either falling over or vomiting, and Male losing penis."

:eek: :D
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Lol I if I'd read your post I could have saved myself a visit to urban dic.
 
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