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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
well happy Wednesday. As we know, wednesdays I post whatever the fuck I want.

so today started out with a large meeting and a large event at my office. This means, number one, I had to show up early so I wasn't that late and number two, people wanting way too much shit from me because the see me. I tell myself at least there will be free food.

The event was on "heritage". Now realistically, everyone is from the southern USA, but ya know their great grandparents came from Italy or Scotland or whatever shit. Thus people who decided to host a booth, badly educated us on customs from countries they really know little about, and made some food from that country. Honestly, my 2 favorite booths had nothing but cookies, lots of cookies, like didn't even pretend to represent a location, unless m&m cookies are an important part of a cultural custom from a heritage I know nothing about.

Anyway, some back story on me. When I was like 7, I realized how much of a pain in the ass kids were about not liking this food or food this way, so I decided to teach myself to tolerate everything, including foods I hated, by eating less preferred foods whenever it was around. By 10 there was no longer anything I couldn't tolerate. Came in handy as a teen as I can do shots of like anything. Also very handy being kid adjacent as they often want to make you "snacks" that are quite questionable lol. Recently my son really wanted frogs legs, gator, snails, chocolate covered grasshoppers etc. And no issue from me. Also, the kids decided to make me a glass of fresh kumquat juice, while outside, with no proper prep, so like unwashed fruit straight from the tree squeezed with bare dirty hands, so it was juice, water, seeds, mushed fruit, and dirt, significantly more dirt than ideal lol. even I side eyed it for a moment, they were so proud of their fresh squeezed juice, and a little dirt won't kill me, so I thank them, drank it, smiled, and told them how awesome it was. Point is, I can pretty much swallow almost anything remotely common with a smile. Too spicy, too salty, too bitter, too sweet, too sour, no problem what so ever, doesn't bother me

So, back to heritage. I get to Scotland. She had 3 dishes. one was potatoes, a bit bland, but fine. The next was some sort of ground meat dish, again bland but fine. the 3rd was Scottish sausage. I have never tasted anything this horrid in my life. I had to discreetly leave the room so I could spit it out into a napkin and throw the rest of the dish into the trash. Seriously, I learned to eat and like scrapple, how could any sausage type product be a problem, yet this was so indescribably awful and I assume she tasted to when she made it, so I can only assume it should taste like that. Scotland is not on my to do list anymore lol


And I guess I should post pictures. well whatever the fuck i want is just posts from other threads and out takes of those so all my shit is in the same place.

so first we have this the making of the polka dot shot and how my tits were not on the ground even though my arms were not at my side

http://i.imgur.com/L7w6wV8m.jpg

well initially all I got were several shots with my hand holding my tits in place because I didn't move my hand fast enough

Then, all I captured was the moment my tits hit me in the face before hitting the floor Apparently, arms up lifts my tits when on my back too. Thus the trajectory of my tits changed so when I released too early, yes, several shots of the moment my tits hit my face.

This is an earlier picture where I am laying down and my bare tits appear to be sitting on my chest. Looks are deceiving. First, you will see large black straps on my shoulders. That is a quarter bra I made from an old underwire t-shirt bra that I outgrew the cup on. The fun of a quarter bra is lift from the underwire, but appearance through clothing of not wearing a bra. Next, if you look between my tits, you see my watch. My arms are supporting my tits as the quarter bra failed to on my back. And yet, my tits are still trying to go over my arms. So finally if you look at my hands, you see I've locked my hands over my forearms so my arms could lift up and hold the weight up and in ,without tiring so I could easily get the shot.

Anyway In the polka dot shot, the magic of my tits actually being where tits should be was timing...trying to not move anything but the hand that I was holding my tits up quickly enough to get my hand out of the shot, but slow enough that they hadn't fallen in my face and on the floor yet. fun fun

and here is another pointless shot from that day http://i.imgur.com/ZQlzvOAm.jpg

then today we have the look sexy while putting on sexy shoes....ok or not, because my favorite shoes are not sexy. enjoy my kmart $7 ballet flats and my super awesome rolled up jeans http://i.imgur.com/7e1MNDpm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/70irkvxm.jpg

yeah, aren't whatever the fuck I want Wednesdays so much fun, and today, a day without a titty shot I guess.
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The sausage you had may have been blood pudding or black pudding
 
here is the compulsory thong

The thong was the last thing I notices, what a bum! and your so bendy.
 
ratherabsurd1 said:
hmm I didn't know it was compulsory ..awww. Always more than beautiful..I hope you are having a gre:rose:at day
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haha, well in my own mind it may be compulsory. thursday, must post a thong picture. it is like saturday starting at 7pm, I must drink wine.

golfernut said:
The sausage you had may have been blood pudding or black pudding
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I don't think so, it looked more typical, just don't know what the hell the awful taste was

DesertRanger said:
Resulting in my compulsory erection and compulsory stroking!:devil:
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I like it. there should be a compulsory erection whenever one looks at me, damn it.

ohverbatum7 said:
here is the compulsory thong

The thong was the last thing I notices, what a bum! and your so bendy.
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yes, so bendy lol. and yeah, my thongs don't always show real great on my ass

scotluvsoral said:
You make it happier!!! :devil::devil::rose:
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thanks.

hotcpu said:
Give you a 9.9 score on your Compulsory task ... 0.1 lost for not being my co-worker!! :kiss:
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haha. well maybe you have a similar coworker and just don't know it

spawnofdavey said:
Nice feet!
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thank you

tallguy78 said:
Spirits raised along with other things. Thanks sexy!
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always happy to provide a rise

GarrettTX1 said:
Dangit. Now that "Baby got Back" song is stuck in my head again for that awesome ass of yours...;)
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thank you and now baby got back is playing in my head. right from Oh my God Becky
 
Oh my goodness, pics of your on your back letting the girls fly is....well I have no words to be honest.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
well happy Thursday.

here is the compulsory thong

http://i.imgur.com/8tZCRGBm.jpg
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After marveling at those yummy ass checks and that lucky thong I will share what #5 was ...
Take grocery list.....yep I am forever making a grocery list and then leaving it at home always forgetting a few items.

Its not so much my memory failing me as much as women wearing those leggings in the store and being bent over and buying the coupon items or sale of the day item and just showing off those sweet asses that they work on at the gym I go by .

Sports bras,t shirts,leggings, cold food section and what straight man can remember an entire grocery list after seeing a show like that?

So this week I enjoyed the show at the grocery store had my list, got my groceries and still has time to marvel at your yummy ass like I'm suppose to and you deserve :heart: :devil:

Where yoga pants failed leggings made better and bless you ladies for wearing them. :heart:
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
haha, well in my own mind it may be compulsory. thursday, must post a thong picture. it is like saturday starting at 7pm, I must drink wine.

hmmm Must .. I wonder what other Musts you have in life. It is cool to have a plan . Me Likey said Mikey :kiss::kiss::eek:;)
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hotcpu said:
One of the downfalls of working for yourself .... but some of my clients ... :)
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haha, yes I guess if you work for yourself, you would know if you work with a closet freak or not haha

Todger65 said:
Someone turn that light off. Nice bit of Lippy though.
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yes office florescent lighting, ruining pervy office pictures for the last 100 years

charterguy05 said:
Happy Thursday to you as well gorgeous and what a beautiful view
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thank you

thinkingofyou3000 said:
Sorry I did not notice the thong...but still looked so inviting! Awesome pic
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thank you

thinkingofyou3000 said:
I certainly have a new appreciation for politeness :)
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yeah politeness can sometimes be over rated

ilovetoeat42 said:
Oh my goodness, pics of your on your back letting the girls fly is....well I have no words to be honest.
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haha. thank you

jc1213 said:
What a lovely full moon! So beautifully curved and positioned so wonderfully.
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thank you

wickedpanda said:
After marveling at those yummy ass checks and that lucky thong I will share what #5 was ...
Take grocery list.....yep I am forever making a grocery list and then leaving it at home always forgetting a few items.

Its not so much my memory failing me as much as women wearing those leggings in the store and being bent over and buying the coupon items or sale of the day item and just showing off those sweet asses that they work on at the gym I go by .

Sports bras,t shirts,leggings, cold food section and what straight man can remember an entire grocery list after seeing a show like that?

So this week I enjoyed the show at the grocery store had my list, got my groceries and still has time to marvel at your yummy ass like I'm suppose to and you deserve :heart: :devil:

Where yoga pants failed leggings made better and bless you ladies for wearing them. :heart:
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i should probably use a grocery list myself, and probably not go shopping after work when I am hungry, but ya know.

and haha, yeah I don't really have the distraction issue, I barely notice who is at a grocery store to be honest.

and thank you

heathrowinneo said:
bottoms up!
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wish that was the phrase of the day

ratherabsurd1 said:
hmmm Must .. I wonder what other Musts you have in life. It is cool to have a plan . Me Likey said Mikey :kiss::kiss::eek:;)
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oh I have a bunch of weird "must" and "must nots", most are boring
 
oh I have a bunch of weird "must" and "must nots", most are boring[/QUOTE]

I find so much fun In all you do. Always keep me smiling and more;);):rose:
 
so Happy Friday.

Yippie, it is the day where I do my best to look at my work load, and say fuck it, lets do something better. What to do? what to do?

so here is the first request

gif for those who are lazy

http://i.imgur.com/hbqqlep.gif


and the original video
https://www.***********/s/72h1kkrqguesypg/V_20180911_2255462.mp4?dl=0

Feel free to offer suggestions on what I should do to avoid work this fuck it friday
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so Happy Friday.

Yippie, it is the day where I do my best to look at my work load, and say fuck it, lets do something better. What to do? what to do?

so here is the first request

gif for those who are lazy



Feel free to offer suggestions on what I should do to avoid work this fuck it friday
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You always amaze me. I wish I had some good suggestions. Let me catch my breath first:eek:
 
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