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So why are you reading this thread

  • I didn't know what I was opening, and now I am backing away slowly, never to return

    Votes: 1 0.5%

  • I lurk, she is one crazy ass bitch, but she still turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 19 10.2%

  • I participate, she is one crazy ass bitch, but she still turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 7 3.8%

  • I lurk, she is fucking hilarious, and also turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 104 55.9%

  • I participate, she is fucking hilarious, and also turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 39 21.0%

  • Not turned on, but come because that bitch is fucking hilarious

    Votes: 4 2.2%

  • Shut up with the poll, I am busy with my pole.

    Votes: 12 6.5%
  • Total voters
    186
  • Poll closed .
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WerdNerd said:
Seeing what fun things end up in your panties would make my Friday so much better.
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Odds are it will just be my own hand and something with a remote control. I am not very imaginative or inventive today.

ratherabsurd1 said:
I would give you the world if it was mine to give :rose:
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Thank you. I don't think I would want the world. The amount of stress involved would be unreal. I can barely keep a plant alive. I would most surely feel the weight of the world on my shoulders.

Todger65 said:
I love wet dripping tits.

Something missing in the shower room pic, your hand or a toy inside your mom knickers. A missed opportunity.
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thank you. they were dry, but my hair made them wet again.

and damn, I guess I did miss an opportunity for a more vulgar picture.
 
You so googled that red swing line fact didn't you?
Wet hair, boobs , black panties yummy::p:

You like black so your stapler fits that unless they make one in black leather. :nana:
 
ratherabsurd1 said:
I can definitely do that. Any other wishes I could fulfill :eek:;):kiss:?
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oh god, umm ummm. well I could be saying oh god.

GarrettTX1 said:
Oh, how we so wish we could spend hours kissing, sucking. or licking on those luscious breasts of yours. Great pic Miss J and TGIF 2U...;)
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well thank you. though i might get impatient at hours

charterguy05 said:
Mmm you are so sexy
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thank you

wickedpanda said:
You so googled that red swing line fact didn't you?
Wet hair, boobs , black panties yummy::p:

You like black so your stapler fits that unless they make one in black leather. :nana:
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nope, bar trivia. hey, I mentioned I might use my tits as a distraction in a close round, but that meant things had to be close to begin with in order for a distraction to cinch the win I might not otherwise have gotten. So obviously I know some trivia. The question was just about what office item was Milton protective of or something like that, and someone else (who is now dead) shared the whole didn't exist when the movie was made fact. That man knew some of the weirdest shit and was probably the smartest, most politically incorrect person ever. He was originally from India with this brutal name he dumbed down for us "stupid Americans". He was an absolute genius who actually had a Masters in mathematics and a PhD in Engineering. Biggest asshole you ever did meet, which is funny for an old tiny Indian man. At the bar, was always one comment away from getting his ass beat by college athletes as we would all try to smooth it over with just leave the drunk old guy alone. One night, we convinced a guy not to kick his ass, but the guy still carried him outside and tossed him in a dumpster.

Imaging my surprise when he got a job at my company, in the call center billing department, for $10 an hour. It was then I learned he was pretty much a raging alcoholic, it wan't just at the bar, but he so made the company a better place to work....all while being a walking HR nightmare. You ever see the walmart memes about notes from management to an employee about ridiculous things he has done....well that was "Fish"

Fish, you may not call customers pork eating white devils
Fish, you may not call management pork eating white devils
Fish, when you get an inappropriate reply to all email, you may not then reply to all with a crude joke about cocks, chickens or otherwise.
Fish, you may not tell customers you will transfer them to someone who speaks English, put them on hold, go make yourself lunch, and pick back up, asking what they were expecting as you are speaking English.
Fish, you may not slap your managers buttocks while singing Baby Got Back.
Fish, you may not bring in chafing dishes and hot plates and cook big meals in your cubical.
Fish, you may not slowly burn hot peppers on hot plates in your cubical
Fish, you may not come in to work without pants
Fish, you may not remove your top and wear it as a cape while at work

and the list goes on and on. I swear he must have sat and thought of ways to be offensive to people, yet still walk the line of HR violations. He was kind of my idol. When he died, they even closed this location so everyone could go to his memorial. Well the people who liked him anyway. You either loved or hated Fish.
 
stu_gats_2000 said:
gotta love the entertainment value in this thread... :D
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Well, we know I try. I had always said no good story begins with a salad, and then I managed to tell a mildly entertaining story that began with a salad...so of course I have a story related to a red swingline stapler.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well, we know I try. I had always said no good story begins with a salad, and then I managed to tell a mildly entertaining story that began with a salad...so of course I have a story related to a red swingline stapler.
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I feel like if you're eating salad to keep your digestive tract clean before an extended session of ass fucking later that evening, that could be a good story.
 
k_m_d_ said:
I feel like if you're eating salad to keep your digestive tract clean before an extended session of ass fucking later that evening, that could be a good story.
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Haha. No, it began with me eating a taco salad from Sheetz and ended with me slightly breaking a Russian mail order bride.
 
So it's a fish story.....ok bad pun.
I respect fish for one having knowledge , two for being non PC and three for having left a mark on your memory.

Sad fact my best bosses,co-workers all turned out to be alocholics, always made me wonder if not for this just what would they have achieved?

Your very distractive online ,inperson your ability must be off the charts.

Have a sexy weekend, heres hoping Florence visits somewhere else.💋😈
 
wickedpanda said:
So it's a fish story.....ok bad pun.
I respect fish for one having knowledge , two for being non PC and three for having left a mark on your memory.

Sad fact my best bosses,co-workers all turned out to be alocholics, always made me wonder if not for this just what would they have achieved?

Your very distractive online ,inperson your ability must be off the charts.

Have a sexy weekend, heres hoping Florence visits somewhere else.💋😈
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Well, Fish was a professor at the University before that with tons of published works, so he still achieved a lot. Not exactly sure what happened at the University other than "pork eating white devil bastards" lol. But yes, I enjoyed getting to remember him, and obviously getting to know him. Nothing like an old little Indian man with whom you can have a great discussion on atomic jump theory with then be entertained by a never ending stream of "yo mama" jokes.

Thank you, but really I am not one you would notice in person, well unless I was topless lol

Here hurricanes are nothing but long thunderstorms by the time they get this far inland, so I don't pay too much attention. looks like the Carolinas will be getting this one. hopefully it will be all good.
 
ratherabsurd1 said:
You are too awesome. :kiss:
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Well thank you. You should have seen the fancy ass Poptarts I made this morning. I found the box, took out a pack, opened it, put them in the slot of a toaster, pushed the lever down, let them pop up, and tossed them on a plate.

Yup, it was totally awwsome and awe inspiring. And all while wearing my mom panties and yesterday's top.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Good morning. Happy Saturday


unfortunately, I did have to get out of bed, and slave over the breakfast poptarts for the kid. Damn.


Those are some lucky poptarts:kiss: I would love to be your Friday on this Saturday
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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Good morning. Happy Saturday

unfortunately, I did have to get out of bed, and slave over the breakfast poptarts for the kid. Damn.
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Both of these pictures are fantastic but I really like the first one of you laying on the bed. That's a great pose and it's a really eye appealing picture.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well thank you. You should have seen the fancy ass Poptarts I made this morning. I found the box, took out a pack, opened it, put them in the slot of a toaster, pushed the lever down, let them pop up, and tossed them on a plate.

Yup, it was totally awwsome and awe inspiring. And all while wearing my mom panties and yesterday's top.
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I am in total awee. ;) Seriously No one can do poptarts like you :kiss:
 
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