Justa Redux. Still nothing to see, is a redux ever better than the original

ohverbatum7 said:

I think I have spotted an opening for you, why don't you open your own dress shop? I even have a name for it, "Big tits and average other bodily parts". If not,
make your own clothes. The shopping Malls obviously don't want your business.
In my eyes your perfect as you are, I love your rambling discourse equally to your appearance.

You mention Craig's List, were you only browsing or did you take it further, I can't think of you as a half measure girl.

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ratherabsurd1 said:

Thank you for sharing all your fun sexy awesomeness

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k_m_d_ said:

I think the numerics have different purposes in different contexts. Obviously for all of them, there's the aspect of having to pick a number, because otherwise you're not really saying anything at all. In terms of dating type stuff, I think it gives you a good out for if there's somebody you're really not interested in, and it lets somebody know that unless you really feel a strong connection then you're unlikely to match. I guess for all its inaccuracies, BMI is good/necessary because otherwise a lot of people that should be seeking help/treatment/life changes can just be like 'oh, that's just the doctor's opinion, I'm fine'.

I can't help too much with the descriptive words (it wouldn't be a real dilemma if I could pull the right word out of my ass in 5 minutes). I guess I would personally use curvy to describe you, but there's also tons of girls that are shorter and weight 200+ pounds using the same as a self-description, so that ruins it. Or maybe I'd go with 'average white girl with big tits' for a self-description. You said somebody gave you side-eye for using average....but that was probably just because of the tits.

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k_m_d_ said:

We'll have to get something on the picture-in-picture. I was going to say you could just put your face down in the pillow and think about whatever you want, but you really need to have your head up to keep the beer from spilling.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Please, you know I already stole the beer.

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k_m_d_ said:

Good thing you're already on all fours with your ass ready to be spanked in this hypothetical scenario.

I'm near the healthy/overweight bmi cutoff, but not sure if I have enough muscle to maybe be on the healthy side. Need to get one of them fancy body composition tests.

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WerdNerd said:

I'm not a big one for labels. A little to limiting for my tastes. When I look at your pictures I don't think anything but what a gorgeous, sensuous body.
That doesn't help as far as the crazy ass situation of women's clothing sizes.
I prefer people to stereotypes and you are definitely not a stereotype but a unique, fascinating, and sexy as fuck person.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Lol. Oh geesh, a composition test. I think I will live in ignorance on that one. Heck I side my doctor for saying mean things like cholesterol test lol.




Yes labels are limiting, but they are often efficient too. Ok, new person at work needs to see Todd, I could take him down stairs, across the building, and to Todd. Or my lazy ass can say "go down stairs and enter the hallway. You'll pass the lunch room and bathrooms, open the big metal door, then look for the short muscular black dude. That is Todd. I dont know, maybe it is offensive, but Todd doesn't care. Turns out, Todd is aware he is short, spends many many hours lifting weights, and was not at all shocked to learn that he is indeed black. Also in the same room is Ryan who is the long haired hippie looking dude, Aaron the tall skinny white guy, etc etc etc

Labels have uses. Buy, sell, trade meets, before the hair dye, I had taken to wearing a really off the wall pattern as it was easier than trying to describe who they were looking for in a crowd. Even now, purple hair, cheetah print top, zebra combat boots, can't miss me lol.

And thank you. I still fit certain sterotypes, and conflicting ones at that haha.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Lol. Oh geesh, a composition test. I think I will live in ignorance on that one. Heck I side my doctor for saying mean things like cholesterol test lol.

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ratherabsurd1 said:

labels take all the fun out of eating. And I thought not being able to read was all bad

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k_m_d_ said:

You can't really measure progress with a scale when you're trying to burn fat through weightlifting. I guess my fancy bathroom scale claims to use electric measurements when you step on it barefoot to check body composition, but I don't know how much I trust it. I did do the fancy one when I first started working out, and again after a year of consistently doing the gym, and it was nice to see a tangible difference.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Well, happy Monday, We know that means a movie. As I prepped this while catching up here, the zaftig got me thinking on two fronts, thus you also get a ramble or two. The first, is the long standing issue of how I identify my own body type. Again, this has been a struggle for me for a while as shown even as I tried to write my profile. This is because of the lack of fixed definitions. Sizes are rarely standard and even then, it leads to the classification of size. Like, what is plus sized? oh, Google, help.

Plus size is a term for models who are size 8 and up
Plus size is identified as sizes 10-14, super size as sizes 1X-6X and extended size as 7X and up,
Plus sizes are sizes 14W - 24W. Super sizes and extended sizes are used interchangeably for sizes 26W and above. Sometimes the size 26W is included in plus size.

Well that is clear as mud.

Thstandards of a single pervy man on Craigslists lol. Damn, seriously. Kind of like the age personals here lol. 25 to 39, so does that mean I am awesome now, but in 3 weeks I need an AARP card. 3 weeks changes everything?


I am quite happy on my own thread, with my own tangents etc etc, not complaining about places to post

Anyway, hope you enjoyed the jiggle and jingle. Maybe later I will show you one of the other things I go to great lengths to hide.. other than my unclassifiable age (yeah you know, I am mathematically middle aged, but saying it annoys some people lol), my unclassifiable weight, and the fact I am really starting to think I might be a comic book character.

Have you figured out what else I am hiding?

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Massive Grooves said:

That was quite a bit of reading.

I tried to keep certain parts.

Labels are a flaw of the human condition. I don’t think everything needs to be classified and labeled and filed like Dewey Decimal System.

I don’t think I’ve posted here before. And I hate tapping out words on my phone.

Confidence and comfort are key.

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GarrettTX1 said:

Such an interesting read Justa and love the pics. When you visit the museums of the world - you see glorious and beautiful historical paintings and sculptures of women with sexy voluptuous figures like yourself and some of the other fine ladies here on Lit.

Fuck the modern day hype that women are supposed to be stick figures that eat like lil birds. I'm not against being healthy and bettering oneself and their looks - but IMHO, it can also be crapola and lead to a self absorbed worship myself world for some folks.

Albeit just from Litland - you seem like one pretty together and beautiful lady and your hubby is one very lucky man. If he ever forgets that - please smack him hard upside the head for all of us will ya?

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longhornfan said:

I think there must be another descriptive word added: Justa. Just a perfect size with an awesome set of boobs. I had a girlfriend like you once upon a time and she was also impossible to fit in clothes. Just pefect, with an awesome set of boobs. But, as a tit man, how I did enjoy playing with those fun bags. So you are justa perfect size!

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ohverbatum7 said:

I sat it in the corner

Don't you feel the world is ganging up on you when inanimate objects contrive to make you feel bad.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Well, happy Monday, We know that means a movie. As I prepped this while catching up here, the zaftig got me thinking on two fronts, thus you also get a ramble or two. The first, is the long standing issue of how I identify my own body type. Again, this has been a struggle for me for a while as shown even as I tried to write my profile. This is because of the lack of fixed definitions. Sizes are rarely standard and even then, it leads to the classification of size. Like, what is plus sized? oh, Google, help.

Plus size is a term for models who are size 8 and up
Plus size is identified as sizes 10-14, super size as sizes 1X-6X and extended size as 7X and up,
Plus sizes are sizes 14W - 24W. Super sizes and extended sizes are used interchangeably for sizes 26W and above. Sometimes the size 26W is included in plus size.

Well that is clear as mud. Thanks. When buying a dress, the first size I tend to try is a 12. This is a problem, as we can tell from the above. A "typical" "fashion" store that does not carry plus size clothing, pretty much stops at 8, with maybe a few items in a 10 or 12, they are nice about it but really have to dig and feel awkward saying we don't have much to fit you. A plus sized clothing store pretty much starts at 16 with a few items in a 12 or 14 and they give me tone like "ma'am this is a plus sized store". Couple in one 12 may be too small for me and one may be too big, as my pictures have shown, this means I am running across department stores, store to store, etc etc. And guess what, it is rare for things to cross that 12 barrier. So, if I am in "typical" and find a 12 that is too tight, that item won't be in the plus section at all, and the reverse

One person will say I am obviously plus sized, where as another will be offended if I consider myself plus sized. The best body type description I had come up with for myself is "curvy". But it has the same issue. Marilyn Monroe was a size 12 in 1962, which is a size 6 today, and some call her curvy. Thus, in some opinions, I am too big to be curvy, I'm obviously plus, or in others, such as the zaftig thread, included 16 as the minimum definition of zaftig and others added conversion charts just to make sure we all understood, where as others disagreed with that concept. To me, zaftig means curvy and voluptuous, the question is what do those really mean. In the same thread, thin was given the number of a size 6. But again, others consider the size 6 Marilyn Monroe to be curvy. Others say size is not relevant, it is breast to waist to hip ratio, which just adds even more confusion, as my ratio is just so odd, my hips are an 8, my waist is a 12, and my tits are a 20, what the fuck is that ratio supposed to be. Does the 2 inch difference in my waist from a size 12 to 16 really eliminate me from curvy? 2 inches changes everything?

The average American dress size is actually a 12, so many women know this struggle of no man's land that I know. But if I describe my build as average, oh yeah, I get side eye haha. My weight puts me at a bmi of 26.5. That is firmly overweight, significantly outside of healthy but also significantly below unhealthy (the nih has found women with a bmi of 27 have no greater risk than a bmi of 20, but 30 is a greater risk). I was about this size when I got pregnant and was warned about gaining more than 20, as 22lbs would then code me as high risk. 2lbs would make the difference on which doctor I stayed with and how many appointments. 2lbs changes everything?

Right when I joined lit, I was also looking at Craigslist personals (don't ask). As I read through the ads, I read things like thin, petite, athletic, and some blunt folks of single size digits only. I am obviously none of those things. But then I looked at guys who requested curvy or bbw, and many of those listed minimum weights in order to define, and I didn't meet those either. I literally could not meet the standards of a single pervy man on Craigslists lol. Damn, seriously. Kind of like the age personals here lol. 25 to 39, so does that mean I am awesome now, but in 3 weeks I need an AARP card. 3 weeks changes everything?

So, I get here, and of course minute one, bombarded with a ton of messages asking what I look like, and I have a hard time being accurate for all the above reasons but wrote a profile. As time has passed, men here have called me curvy, rubenesque (which I don't think I meet as the basis is Ruben's art and my hips are all wrong), sturdy (playing on my comments of having received that compliment before, but shouldn't sturdy be strong) etc etc. I meet the women here, there are high fashion looks, stripper hot looks, true rubenesque looks, athletic women who if I spent the day with I would literally die if I tried to keep up, bbw, new to me term of ssbbw etc etc. The men who seem to enjoy looking at my pictures tend to gravitate towards "curvy" and "plus". I find myself identifying with women like Allia and Sally, I hear men compliment my thick thighs, but if you look at my post history, there are many threads I won't touch. Well, now I pretty much won't post in any without being asked, but when I did, it was always tits, yup have them, cleavage yup, thong yup, butt plug got one, office oh how could I resist. Never one that uses any descriptive word, just concrete concepts, as I know I just don't quite fit many descriptive standards.

I am quite happy on my own thread, with my own tangents etc etc, not complaining about places to post, but I would really like words to be able to describe my look that is concrete and true. All I currently have is white chick with big tits lol. I would like to know what stores I am suppose to shop in and what section inside them.


Anyway, back to movie monday and part b of my ramble. Like I and some other maybe or maybe not curvy girls have said, I try to shoot and post from angles I look good in. Arms up is awesome for my tits,

Again, arm up, arm down.

http://i.imgur.com/np8wdqqm.jpg

but guess what, arms up is awesome for my waist too. Suck in a bit and flex, stretch legs (ok the thighs are thick no matter what), tense butt, booty pop, hip shift, loving autofix, glam filter, oh black and white is really fucking awesome. Ooops, I forgot to suck in my stomach or stretch the thighs, let's crop. This is why video is not my favorite. Again, might die if I rode a bike, how long do you think I can tense a muscles? About 1 second, just long enough for the picture. I can't move and tense.

Why bother, I guess is the same reason women dress up nice, pay for hair styles, waxing, tanning, and go places. Is it that odd to want to look your best sometimes but have nowhere? Maybe so. In my current life those aren't really luxuries that I have. My chickens are not impressed. The real truth is if someone views me as sexy, it freaks me out, I have no idea what to say. It wasn't always this way, and obviously it is really rare, but at the same time as it makes me feel awkward, I want it too. I do like feeling sexy even if I no longer remember quite how and it isn't realistic right now. I don't feel at all bad for picking the best shots, trying to hide my messy house etc. This is my fucking happy place with rose colored glasses, and no poopy butts to wipe. I like my rose colored glasses. Hell, before here I was really close to another affair if I could figure out how, but I couldn't. Hence deciding to write about when I still remembered.



So anyway, hubby was playing video games, kid was in the other bathroom, I figured I'd do a quick clip. Pull off my t-shirt, and bounce with bells on. Now, I had to, of course, clip the end off which included my nipple clamp flying off due to the bouncing, my kid screaming about poop that won't come out and needing help wiping his butt. Yeah, my life is glamorous, but I got 6 seconds. And yeah, while I was trimming, I automatically cropped above the waist.

Here ya go.

Gif for the lazy.

http://i.imgur.com/SV8raxT.gif

And video https://www.***********/s/inuvspmwyk2v5dr/V_20180901_1538492.mp4?dl=0

But then thinking about all this body image talk, I trimmed it again, but just cropped out the edge of the toilet that my phone was sitting on, because yeah, glamorous life. Left the thick thighs and squishy belly.


So my re-trim

http://i.imgur.com/amsotFi.gif


https://www.***********/s/swi3repynhgnqfs/V_20180901_1530284.mp4?dl=0


I wasn't displeased with the 2nd, I just liked the 1st better. And I am not going to lie, I would like to be thinner. Here is the thing though, the two things I will never be is thin enough or rich enough. I stand here at 170lbs and think I would look better if I lost 10 lbs. I stand in front of a mirror at 100lbs and think, my thighs would look better if I lost 5lbs. I lived without basics due to being dirt poor and thought, ya know if I just made $200 more a month, things would be better. become middle class, ya know if I just made $5000 more a year, things would be better. Upper middle, ya know If I just made $10000 more a year. Yeah, like that men store elevator joke, certain things I will just never be 100% satisfied with. That doesn't mean that I am not ok with the current situation, just that there is always that glance towards the greener grass

Anyway, hope you enjoyed the jiggle and jingle. Maybe later I will show you one of the other things I go to great lengths to hide.. other than my unclassifiable age (yeah you know, I am mathematically middle aged, but saying it annoys some people lol), my unclassifiable weight, and the fact I am really starting to think I might be a comic book character.

Have you figured out what else I am hiding?

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

I so hate when they plot against me. Though the worst is when they piss me off, and I yell at them or smack them, they don't even have the courtesy to cry or scream.

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Shyguy1369 said:

One of the many reasons I love your thread is because you try to keep things as real as possible. I have always been overweight. I was skinnier in high school, for sure, but lately I have just taken to calling myself fat. Though some people think I am not, and just say overweight... or are being kind. I have body issues like you wouldn't believe... though I try not to let it get to me. I really know the struggle of shopping though. I go to a department store and they either have what I need, or don't and then it's not necessarily what I wear... Same goes for the Big and Tall stores for men. Since I am NOT tall, I sort of fit the big part, but then always need alterations. Same with shopping online. Sometimes it's XXL and others it's XXXL, I never know.

For the record, I think you are gorgeous and beautiful. No words need to define you, though I realize that wasn't the purpose of the rant. Thank you for continuing to share, you really are a very desirable woman.

Love the gifs/vids, but you are truly amazing, and I appreciate your thread every single day.

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k_m_d_ said:

/r/nocontext

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Well, happy Monday, We know that means a movie. As I prepped this while catching up here, the zaftig got me thinking on two fronts, thus you also get a ramble or two. The first, is the long standing issue of how I identify my own body type. Again, this has been a struggle for me for a while as shown even as I tried to write my profile. This is because of the lack of fixed definitions. Sizes are rarely standard and even then, it leads to the classification of size. Like, what is plus sized? oh, Google, help.

Plus size is a term for models who are size 8 and up
Plus size is identified as sizes 10-14, super size as sizes 1X-6X and extended size as 7X and up,
Plus sizes are sizes 14W - 24W. Super sizes and extended sizes are used interchangeably for sizes 26W and above. Sometimes the size 26W is included in plus size.

Well that is clear as mud. Thanks. When buying a dress, the first size I tend to try is a 12. This is a problem, as we can tell from the above. A "typical" "fashion" store that does not carry plus size clothing, pretty much stops at 8, with maybe a few items in a 10 or 12, they are nice about it but really have to dig and feel awkward saying we don't have much to fit you. A plus sized clothing store pretty much starts at 16 with a few items in a 12 or 14 and they give me tone like "ma'am this is a plus sized store". Couple in one 12 may be too small for me and one may be too big, as my pictures have shown, this means I am running across department stores, store to store, etc etc. And guess what, it is rare for things to cross that 12 barrier. So, if I am in "typical" and find a 12 that is too tight, that item won't be in the plus section at all, and the reverse

One person will say I am obviously plus sized, where as another will be offended if I consider myself plus sized. The best body type description I had come up with for myself is "curvy". But it has the same issue. Marilyn Monroe was a size 12 in 1962, which is a size 6 today, and some call her curvy. Thus, in some opinions, I am too big to be curvy, I'm obviously plus, or in others, such as the zaftig thread, included 16 as the minimum definition of zaftig and others added conversion charts just to make sure we all understood, where as others disagreed with that concept. To me, zaftig means curvy and voluptuous, the question is what do those really mean. In the same thread, thin was given the number of a size 6. But again, others consider the size 6 Marilyn Monroe to be curvy. Others say size is not relevant, it is breast to waist to hip ratio, which just adds even more confusion, as my ratio is just so odd, my hips are an 8, my waist is a 12, and my tits are a 20, what the fuck is that ratio supposed to be. Does the 2 inch difference in my waist from a size 12 to 16 really eliminate me from curvy? 2 inches changes everything?

The average American dress size is actually a 12, so many women know this struggle of no man's land that I know. But if I describe my build as average, oh yeah, I get side eye haha. My weight puts me at a bmi of 26.5. That is firmly overweight, significantly outside of healthy but also significantly below unhealthy (the nih has found women with a bmi of 27 have no greater risk than a bmi of 20, but 30 is a greater risk). I was about this size when I got pregnant and was warned about gaining more than 20, as 22lbs would then code me as high risk. 2lbs would make the difference on which doctor I stayed with and how many appointments. 2lbs changes everything?

Right when I joined lit, I was also looking at Craigslist personals (don't ask). As I read through the ads, I read things like thin, petite, athletic, and some blunt folks of single size digits only. I am obviously none of those things. But then I looked at guys who requested curvy or bbw, and many of those listed minimum weights in order to define, and I didn't meet those either. I literally could not meet the standards of a single pervy man on Craigslists lol. Damn, seriously. Kind of like the age personals here lol. 25 to 39, so does that mean I am awesome now, but in 3 weeks I need an AARP card. 3 weeks changes everything?

So, I get here, and of course minute one, bombarded with a ton of messages asking what I look like, and I have a hard time being accurate for all the above reasons but wrote a profile. As time has passed, men here have called me curvy, rubenesque (which I don't think I meet as the basis is Ruben's art and my hips are all wrong), sturdy (playing on my comments of having received that compliment before, but shouldn't sturdy be strong) etc etc. I meet the women here, there are high fashion looks, stripper hot looks, true rubenesque looks, athletic women who if I spent the day with I would literally die if I tried to keep up, bbw, new to me term of ssbbw etc etc. The men who seem to enjoy looking at my pictures tend to gravitate towards "curvy" and "plus". I find myself identifying with women like Allia and Sally, I hear men compliment my thick thighs, but if you look at my post history, there are many threads I won't touch. Well, now I pretty much won't post in any without being asked, but when I did, it was always tits, yup have them, cleavage yup, thong yup, butt plug got one, office oh how could I resist. Never one that uses any descriptive word, just concrete concepts, as I know I just don't quite fit many descriptive standards.

I am quite happy on my own thread, with my own tangents etc etc, not complaining about places to post, but I would really like words to be able to describe my look that is concrete and true. All I currently have is white chick with big tits lol. I would like to know what stores I am suppose to shop in and what section inside them.


Anyway, back to movie monday and part b of my ramble. Like I and some other maybe or maybe not curvy girls have said, I try to shoot and post from angles I look good in. Arms up is awesome for my tits,

Again, arm up, arm down.

http://i.imgur.com/np8wdqqm.jpg

but guess what, arms up is awesome for my waist too. Suck in a bit and flex, stretch legs (ok the thighs are thick no matter what), tense butt, booty pop, hip shift, loving autofix, glam filter, oh black and white is really fucking awesome. Ooops, I forgot to suck in my stomach or stretch the thighs, let's crop. This is why video is not my favorite. Again, might die if I rode a bike, how long do you think I can tense a muscles? About 1 second, just long enough for the picture. I can't move and tense.

Why bother, I guess is the same reason women dress up nice, pay for hair styles, waxing, tanning, and go places. Is it that odd to want to look your best sometimes but have nowhere? Maybe so. In my current life those aren't really luxuries that I have. My chickens are not impressed. The real truth is if someone views me as sexy, it freaks me out, I have no idea what to say. It wasn't always this way, and obviously it is really rare, but at the same time as it makes me feel awkward, I want it too. I do like feeling sexy even if I no longer remember quite how and it isn't realistic right now. I don't feel at all bad for picking the best shots, trying to hide my messy house etc. This is my fucking happy place with rose colored glasses, and no poopy butts to wipe. I like my rose colored glasses. Hell, before here I was really close to another affair if I could figure out how, but I couldn't. Hence deciding to write about when I still remembered.



So anyway, hubby was playing video games, kid was in the other bathroom, I figured I'd do a quick clip. Pull off my t-shirt, and bounce with bells on. Now, I had to, of course, clip the end off which included my nipple clamp flying off due to the bouncing, my kid screaming about poop that won't come out and needing help wiping his butt. Yeah, my life is glamorous, but I got 6 seconds. And yeah, while I was trimming, I automatically cropped above the waist.

Here ya go.

Gif for the lazy.

http://i.imgur.com/SV8raxT.gif

And video https://www.***********/s/inuvspmwyk2v5dr/V_20180901_1538492.mp4?dl=0

But then thinking about all this body image talk, I trimmed it again, but just cropped out the edge of the toilet that my phone was sitting on, because yeah, glamorous life. Left the thick thighs and squishy belly.


So my re-trim

http://i.imgur.com/amsotFi.gif


https://www.***********/s/swi3repynhgnqfs/V_20180901_1530284.mp4?dl=0


I wasn't displeased with the 2nd, I just liked the 1st better. And I am not going to lie, I would like to be thinner. Here is the thing though, the two things I will never be is thin enough or rich enough. I stand here at 170lbs and think I would look better if I lost 10 lbs. I stand in front of a mirror at 100lbs and think, my thighs would look better if I lost 5lbs. I lived without basics due to being dirt poor and thought, ya know if I just made $200 more a month, things would be better. become middle class, ya know if I just made $5000 more a year, things would be better. Upper middle, ya know If I just made $10000 more a year. Yeah, like that men store elevator joke, certain things I will just never be 100% satisfied with. That doesn't mean that I am not ok with the current situation, just that there is always that glance towards the greener grass

Anyway, hope you enjoyed the jiggle and jingle. Maybe later I will show you one of the other things I go to great lengths to hide.. other than my unclassifiable age (yeah you know, I am mathematically middle aged, but saying it annoys some people lol), my unclassifiable weight, and the fact I am really starting to think I might be a comic book character.

Have you figured out what else I am hiding?

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wickedpanda said:

If sucks you can't always buy off the rack and have to play the size game or modify something but I'm a very,very bias guy when it comes to you .....I lust for that body of yours so my views will always be your Sexy AF dressed or naked.

I like your curvy self and how your thick in certain spots and still have those sweet legs.

And I love those jiggle and wiggles /sway movies of your just add in the snake vocal from Jungle book singing trust in me as those breast hypnotize me and I'm a drooling morning wood idiot.

Not to belittle you fashion struggles just me admitting I only have one problem with your and that its not in my bed :: keeping my ears warm with those thighs for a start

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ohverbatum7 said:

I could take him down the stairs

Your not lazy but a company woman through and through and saving them money, promotion is on it's way.

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londoner2 said:

Justa - As always your gifs serve to entertain in your fantastically unique way! I too prefer the first but fear I will never be able to listen to "Jingle Bells" again without the image of your bouncing tits racing to the front of my mind.

As for a description of your body type would "pneumatic" hit the right note?

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NomDePlay said:

Well, we are shopping for a just turned eleven year old daughter (as in last week she was ten) who's nearly five-seven. So when I tell you that I feel your pain, believe me. She's too tall for things designed for ten and eleven year olds, and WAY NOT READY for things that fit her (like the 'slut chic' designed for teenage girls). Add to that the excessively recessive "i don't like clothes shopping' gene she inherited from me, and trying to get her enough clothing for two weeks of school is not unlike trying to perform high level calculus with a potato peeler and a bag of ball bearings.

I will align myself with the others who have said that your accurate size is "Pretty Fucking Spectacular" (or, is it "Spek-tacalar"? I'm not all THAT fluent in redneck ..).

And yes, it would be nice if there were more than one tailor per 25 million Americans, so that we could ALL have clothes that fit us properly.

And believe me when I tell you women's clothes are not the ONLY clothes where one manufacturer's XL is a different size than another's! I happen to be blessed/cursed with thighs that don't fit into pants that are my made in my waist size, so I'm constantly buying pants four or six inches wider than fit me so I can sit down without blowing out the sides or the seat. (Ironic, isn't it, that when a GUY does this everyone just wants to say you're fat; when a woman's pants split, everyone just wants to know what color the thong is ... )

And another thing - go ahead and freak out, because I happen to think your ravishingly sexy .. nor do I have a problem with you wanting to feel or look sexy (which, in my mind, you pretty much do all the time!). So just keep on keeping on ...

... and know that there's a bunch of us you could probably get a good morning's proper licking from anytime you wish. Keep being spectacular ..

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Todger65 said:

Justa, I’ve not been able to keep up with your rambles and pics the last few days. I’m in a hotel for the week with crap to poor WiFi and internet at most so I’ve popped in quickly while there is a signal.

Once I get home I will have to make time to read through your rambles, but I am sure they and your pics, vids and gifs are up to your usual standards

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Is keepimg all the fake, but pointing fake, keeping it real? Like my nails are not really blue. Only god knows where my eye brows I was born with are, contouring makeup, oh my hair only grows brown. I try to work for good angles and hide my messy house too. I hit autofox, if not good then glam filter, or worst case black and white. I guess I'm real about being fake.


Yes woman have said I need to meet a good tailor, I am just not off the rack. But buying bad clothes to pay someone to make them better seems annoyingly not cheap

And thank you



Lol. What poor something I am abusive to. Glad they are strong and stoic

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