LITEROTICA PODCAST
LIT CAMS (200 Free Tokens)ADULT TOYSVOD MOVIES

Justa Redux. Still nothing to see, is a redux ever better than the original

So why are you reading this thread

  • I didn't know what I was opening, and now I am backing away slowly, never to return

    Votes: 1 0.5%

  • I lurk, she is one crazy ass bitch, but she still turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 19 10.2%

  • I participate, she is one crazy ass bitch, but she still turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 7 3.8%

  • I lurk, she is fucking hilarious, and also turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 104 55.9%

  • I participate, she is fucking hilarious, and also turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 39 21.0%

  • Not turned on, but come because that bitch is fucking hilarious

    Votes: 4 2.2%

  • Shut up with the poll, I am busy with my pole.

    Votes: 12 6.5%
  • Total voters
    186
  • Poll closed .
Status
Not open for further replies.
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so Justa, what did you do when you woke up?

Well I laid in bed and took some badly lit photos

good morning
http://i.imgur.com/3DrgDtSm.jpg

yup, look down, there are my tits.
http://i.imgur.com/gvOkR73m.jpg

and legs http://i.imgur.com/pVMb0vvm.jpg

and well that is tougher to see without my phone
http://i.imgur.com/gkhsKp6m.jpg

so what did you do this morning?
Click to expand...
Saw your pics , wished you were in my bed and then had waffles waiting for my morning wood you caused to go down.

Not a bad way to start the day at all :nana: :heart:

First I mototboat those tits and then the lower lips oh yes I'm a full service guy sexy girl.

FYI Your looking sexy AF Again !
 
KeltAssassin said:
I’d say that’s a VERY good morning... 😉
Click to expand...

Wasn't bad, but I did wake up a little early, and could not fall back asleep

wickedpanda said:
Saw your pics , wished you were in my bed and then had waffles waiting for my morning wood you caused to go down.

Not a bad way to start the day at all :nana: :heart:

First I mototboat those tits and then the lower lips oh yes I'm a full service guy sexy girl.

FYI Your looking sexy AF Again !
Click to expand...

Did the waffles cure the morning wood?

And who doesn't love a good motorboat. Or actually morning wood.

charterguy05 said:
mmm so sexy and gorgeous and in need of a warm body and a wet tongue
Click to expand...

Thank you. And yet another day went by where the best part of waking up did not involve a tongue in my cunt.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Wasn't bad, but I did wake up a little early, and could not fall back asleep



Did the waffles cure the morning wood?

And who doesn't love a good motorboat. Or actually morning wood.



Thank you. And yet another day went by where the best part of waking up did not involve a tongue in my cunt.
Click to expand...

So sad. And sadder still another day for me without waking you up with my tongue in your cunt.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so Justa, what did you do when you woke up?

Well I laid in bed and took some badly lit photos

good morning
http://i.imgur.com/3DrgDtSm.jpg

yup, look down, there are my tits.
http://i.imgur.com/gvOkR73m.jpg

and legs http://i.imgur.com/pVMb0vvm.jpg

and well that is tougher to see without my phone
http://i.imgur.com/gkhsKp6m.jpg

so what did you do this morning?
Click to expand...

Spent the morning packing and loading the bus to take my lad on holiday.

Not as interesting as your morning.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well thank you. that was fun. for those who need a summary, basically I have big tits and they are a bit of a turn on. And I don't know, I do some pretty weird shit too that I think would be impossible to be hard. My shark video for one. that would be tough to maintain an erection through, I'd think.
Click to expand...

Glad you liked it! You know, I haven't seen the shark video yet. I'm still working my way through your old thread and enjoying myself immensely along the way, but I haven't come across that yet. I'll do a search for it and see, indeed, whether or not your shark video is a boner killer. Somehow I doubt it but I'll keep an open mind!
 
WerdNerd said:
So sad. And sadder still another day for me without waking you up with my tongue in your cunt.
Click to expand...

We live in such tragic times.

Todger65 said:
Spent the morning packing and loading the bus to take my lad on holiday.

Not as interesting as your morning.
Click to expand...

I don't know, going somewhere could be more fun. I will admit it is 1:30 and I am still wearing a t-shirt and panties.

chanticleer said:
Glad you liked it! You know, I haven't seen the shark video yet. I'm still working my way through your old thread and enjoying myself immensely along the way, but I haven't come across that yet. I'll do a search for it and see, indeed, whether or not your shark video is a boner killer. Somehow I doubt it but I'll keep an open mind!
Click to expand...

Oh, well I posted it to remind people who i really am.
Not sure if this is the same version, but

https://www.***********/s/jzuu0n0sl7e3tf4/2018-6-10-15-57-59.mp4?dl=0

Yeah, picture that perfect chick in your head, open your eyes and know I am so not her haha.
 
I was out of milk so no cereal with my cartoons and porn, so waffles .

Waffles not a cure but a great diversion to my wicked dirty thoughts about you in bed naked and with that body I want to ravish and yes motorboat until your laughing and tears are flowing and maybe some yummy pussy juice from your sexy taco!

Wait you don't sleep in the nipple clamps and with your plug in, Justa are you slacking on your pervy fans?

:devil: ::p:
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Oh, well I posted it to remind people who i really am. Not sure if this is the same version, but...Yeah, picture that perfect chick in your head, open your eyes and know I am so not her haha.
Click to expand...
Trickery, Trickery I tell you! She is in fact that perfect goddess woman temporarily masquerading as a normal, funny, yet still lusciously sexy one. LOL. Too funny and didn't know you were so creative? You need to work in movies or something. Gee, I wonder what kind you movies you would be best at? :devil:

But with that ultimate canvas of those gorgeous boobs of yours - it only makes it 10X better...:)

p.s. sorry sweetheart - try as you might - you're not gonna dethrone that JustaVolumptousGoddess beauty in our heads. It's our heads dammit! and we love having you in there - so there...:D
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Oh, well I posted it to remind people who i really am.
Not sure if this is the same version, but

https://www.***********/s/jzuu0n0sl7e3tf4/2018-6-10-15-57-59.mp4?dl=0

Yeah, picture that perfect chick in your head, open your eyes and know I am so not her haha.
Click to expand...

I must say that this video failed the No Boner Test. Are you kidding? I had a raging erection more than ever while watching that! No video of yours that features your huge tits bouncing around will fail to make your fans hard!

But not only was your shark video sexy, it was hilarious as well. I really loved the "shark attack." And Sharknado 3D was great too! I think telling stories with your boobs could be revolutionary. I'm imagining you retelling the American War for Independence with you drawing the British on one boob, and the Americans on another boob, and then the American boob smashes the British boob and BAM, that's the end of the war. That's all we really need to know, right? Your boobs would definitely command everyone's attention to whatever you draw on them.

And while you might not be a perfect chick (because who in the world is perfect, right?), you are indeed perfect at drawing laughs and inspiring boners in your fans!
 
wickedpanda said:
I was out of milk so no cereal with my cartoons and porn, so waffles .

Waffles not a cure but a great diversion to my wicked dirty thoughts about you in bed naked and with that body I want to ravish and yes motorboat until your laughing and tears are flowing and maybe some yummy pussy juice from your sexy taco!

Wait you don't sleep in the nipple clamps and with your plug in, Justa are you slacking on your pervy fans?

:devil: ::p:
Click to expand...

Well I had an energy drink or two and a handful of pretzel sticks, so waffles and porn sounds pretty good.

And no, sorry to disappoint. I have never slept in nipple clamps, though have fallen asleep with a butt plug in before. Obviously a very late night where I was getting less than 2 hours of sleep and didn't intend to fall asleep, but did.

GarrettTX1 said:
Trickery, Trickery I tell you! She is in fact that perfect goddess woman temporarily masquerading as a normal, funny, yet still lusciously sexy one. LOL. Too funny and didn't know you were so creative? You need to work in movies or something. Gee, I wonder what kind you movies you would be best at? :devil:

But with that ultimate canvas of those gorgeous boobs of yours - it only makes it 10X better...:)

p.s. sorry sweetheart - try as you might - you're not gonna dethrone that JustaVolumptousGoddess beauty in our heads. It's our heads dammit! and we love having you in there - so there...:D
Click to expand...

Oh don't put me on a pedestal, I hate landing on my ass from great heights.

I try to be creative, just usually fail due to the whole lack of talent thing. It is like dancing or walking in heels.
 
chanticleer said:
I must say that this video failed the No Boner Test. Are you kidding? I had a raging erection more than ever while watching that! No video of yours that features your huge tits bouncing around will fail to make your fans hard!

But not only was your shark video sexy, it was hilarious as well. I really loved the "shark attack." And Sharknado 3D was great too! I think telling stories with your boobs could be revolutionary. I'm imagining you retelling the American War for Independence with you drawing the British on one boob, and the Americans on another boob, and then the American boob smashes the British boob and BAM, that's the end of the war. That's all we really need to know, right? Your boobs would definitely command everyone's attention to whatever you draw on them.

And while you might not be a perfect chick (because who in the world is perfect, right?), you are indeed perfect at drawing laughs and inspiring boners in your fans!
Click to expand...

I can only assume you must be in your 20s. I can imagine anyone older managing to maintain an erection through that crap. Hell, I have to put a lot of work into getting erections nowadays.

I think tit history lessons could work. Like I love Drrunk History, but I think I need a better artist and fancy voice overs. However, I think a lot of people would have paid more attention in history if the lessons were done over tits.

And thank you.
 
You are amazingly creative. Don't undersell yourself Please :heart::rose:
 
ratherabsurd1 said:
You are amazingly creative. Don't undersell yourself Please :heart::rose:
Click to expand...

Well better to undersell oneself than oversell. Otherwise, there is chafing and sore thighs. Oh wait, you meant creativity.

And just joking, I have never had sex for money unless you count the whole financially better off boyfriend type relationships but trust me, they were not getting that whole easy deal of a prostitute at all. They actually had to listen to me talk and shit.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
I can only assume you must be in your 20s. I can imagine anyone older managing to maintain an erection through that crap. Hell, I have to put a lot of work into getting erections nowadays.

I think tit history lessons could work. Like I love Drrunk History, but I think I need a better artist and fancy voice overs. However, I think a lot of people would have paid more attention in history if the lessons were done over tits.

And thank you.
Click to expand...

No I'm in my 30s. Tits just turn me on that much! They always have and they always will. But I also think most guys here, if not all of them, would also be turned on by that video. All I can say is that you don't need to work hard at all to cause an erection from this guy, haha.

Yeah tit history lessons would be great! I would say that maybe you could get a Tit History show on HBO but I just learned that they are getting rid of all of their adult content (ie shows like Taxicab Confessions) from their streaming services. Maybe you could get a Tit History show on Showtime instead.

We were talking before how I could make money from my love of tits. Maybe I could be your agent and book your tits on shows. Yeah, I'd be a tit agent. Now I'm not an agent at all at the moment, but I can go to school and study whatever I need to be an agent just to carry out my new dream of being a tit agent. I'm sure it will be worth the expense of schooling.
 
Justa you never in my bed that's a disappointment , your pics,vids and rambles never disappoint.

Is falling asleep with your plug in something you should do a public warning on or share the fun side effects?

Have a great weekend you sexy girl your breakfast sounds like one of my dinners after going all day.
 
This is my new favorite thread

The pics are awesome, of course! Thank you very much.

As awesome as they are, I love your rants more! Well said, on point (most of the time) and kind of funny. I suspect good therapy for you too!

Thanks for sharing....
 
chanticleer said:
No I'm in my 30s. Tits just turn me on that much! They always have and they always will. But I also think most guys here, if not all of them, would also be turned on by that video. All I can say is that you don't need to work hard at all to cause an erection from this guy, haha.

Yeah tit history lessons would be great! I would say that maybe you could get a Tit History show on HBO but I just learned that they are getting rid of all of their adult content (ie shows like Taxicab Confessions) from their streaming services. Maybe you could get a Tit History show on Showtime instead.

We were talking before how I could make money from my love of tits. Maybe I could be your agent and book your tits on shows. Yeah, I'd be a tit agent. Now I'm not an agent at all at the moment, but I can go to school and study whatever I need to be an agent just to carry out my new dream of being a tit agent. I'm sure it will be worth the expense of schooling.
Click to expand...

Yeah, I don't think so. I think most guys with a good sense of humor laughed and the serious ones run as they know what kind of train wreck made that. But getting up easily is always a nice feature, for sure lessens the strain on the hands and mouth.

No adult for hbo, interesting.

Good luck find tit agent courses at your local community college lol.

wickedpanda said:
Justa you never in my bed that's a disappointment , your pics,vids and rambles never disappoint.

Is falling asleep with your plug in something you should do a public warning on or share the fun side effects?

Have a great weekend you sexy girl your breakfast sounds like one of my dinners after going all day.
Click to expand...

Sorry I am never in your bed. Did you try leaving wine?

And the plug sleep was no different than any other plug day. Seriously I had maybe 2 hours before kid was awake when I fell asleep. I wear one at my desk longer than that sometimes.

Crash Davis said:
The pics are awesome, of course! Thank you very much.

As awesome as they are, I love your rants more! Well said, on point (most of the time) and kind of funny. I suspect good therapy for you too!

Thanks for sharing....
Click to expand...

Thank you. And yes ranting is therapeutic. I haven't shared a story in a while though. Maybe if I get some free time this weekend. Of course, I am also hoping to bleach and dye my pubic hair pink for shits and giggles if I get time. Hum pink pubes or past sexcapade...what will I do?
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well better to undersell oneself than oversell. Otherwise, there is chafing and sore thighs. Oh wait, you meant creativity.

And just joking, I have never had sex for money unless you count the whole financially better off boyfriend type relationships but trust me, they were not getting that whole easy deal of a prostitute at all. They actually had to listen to me talk and shit.
Click to expand...
I would love to listen to you. I am very domesticated too. Just be you .. I find you to be PERFECTLY you. :heart:
You are funny I love your personality
 
I work so much I always seem to miss 'fuck it Friday'. Thank you as always for sharing Justa, because I could never get enough of you. I truly enjoy every post, and I could never thank you enough... Truly in lust ;)
:kiss::rose:
 
ratherabsurd1 said:
I would love to listen to you. I am very domesticated too. Just be you .. I find you to be PERFECTLY you. :heart:
You are funny I love your personality
Click to expand...

Well thank you. You say that until you've heard me sing a rousing wine induced rendition of "girls just wanna have fun". Then neighbors think cats are being sacrificed to Satan, and cops get called etc etc.

Shyguy1369 said:
I work so much I always seem to miss 'fuck it Friday'. Thank you as always for sharing Justa, because I could never get enough of you. I truly enjoy every post, and I could never thank you enough... Truly in lust ;)
:kiss::rose:
Click to expand...

Well thanks
Feel free to toss in a suggestion for next friday. I was so bored, I flashed cars from a coworkers window office
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well thank you. You say that until you've heard me sing a rousing wine induced rendition of "girls just wanna have fun". Then neighbors think cats are being sacrificed to Satan, and cops get called etc etc.
Nahhhhhh that would never happen. You are justa the most fun person I know. Seriously ;)
Click to expand...
 
Going to the store, red or white wine sexy girl?

I find you at work wearing a plug hot, don't ask why just enjoy my lusting for you . :devil: :rose:
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well thank you. You say that until you've heard me sing a rousing wine induced rendition of "girls just wanna have fun". Then neighbors think cats are being sacrificed to Satan, and cops get called etc etc.
Click to expand...

Original Cyndi Lauper version, or the cover version by the Chipettes?
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar threads

MRS36D
MRS36D, Still Here!
7 8 9
Replies
216
Views
9K
Intimate11
Intimate11
Dadoftwo87
Treat ourselves, treat another. UN food programme Lit challenge
2
Replies
25
Views
951
Dadoftwo87
Dadoftwo87
stunningmom
Who enjoys fun at dressing rooms?
3 4 5
Replies
101
Views
11K
Sienna62
S
ThatIrishGirl
"What is your favourite toy"
6 7 8
Replies
180
Views
11K
AngieGZC
AngieGZC
W
Just showing off a bit
12 13 14
Replies
341
Views
35K
Olderwiserstillhorny
O
Back
Top