Glad to see everyone is getting along so well.

MelissaBaby said:

Hi. I'm Adrina, Fermina, Phelia, Fata Morgana, Wings, Kim Gordon, Butters, Ann, Que, Rob, Recidiva, and probably a few more that I forgot.

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you left off Laurel.

i remember when i was sean for a bit even though that made no fucking sense. it was really amusing for about five minutes.

ryan8558 said:

you left off Laurel.

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I don't like to brag.

pointless said:

you're kim gordon? man, i'm sorry that thurston was such a dick, but i still love daydream nation.

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The fucker was putting dick to the babysitter.

MelissaBaby said:

Hi. I'm Adrina, Fermina, Phelia, Fata Morgana, Wings, Kim Gordon, Butters, Ann, Que, Rob, Recidiva, and probably a few more that I forgot.

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hey, nice to be in such good company!

MelissaBaby said:

The fucker was putting dick to the babysitter.

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he was probably watching too much porn. i can sympathize. porn as ruined me for cheerleaders and stewardesses. well, almost for cheerleaders. i'm not a monster. also, those bows are a nightmare. thankfully they're usually kept out of the porn.

RoryN said:

Hi dude!

And you definitely need to post those Cliff Notes. Who is who, for instance. Looks like the banhammer got biz-ay.

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Oh yeaaaah. So, here's the quick chismes on those who you loved most:

http://www.hopwood.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/CommunicationA.jpg

Ish got plunked twice, had a bigly blow to his ego...he goes by bellisarius now. Tries to keep it low key but to his credit, he has openly owned his shit, unlike his glee club bros who still try to fake their funk and think we don't know.

AJ got shanked also...he did two alts but is now firmly dedicated to his WoundedKnee handle. Still trying to deny who he is stronger than a closeted gay Amish farmhand.

Vette is still Rightguide, who thinks we can't smell him. He did a pretty funny slip-up on himself last month, Luk can show you that one.

Lance took the biggest L of the season. Got yanked, made a yuuuge send off post of faux contrition to Ogg, then tried to come back three times under different shitty nicks...Madre Laurel straight-up tabula rasa'd his shit, the last one didn't even last past one day. It was super fun, you really shoulda been there to see it unfold in real time. Rumor has it he's under the Tee_Jay handle now. Suss it out for your own eyes, but you can see the pattern. Spots never change.

Miles tried to rehash himself as water808 or something like that, but he dropped that ball and seems to be sidelined for good.

eyer was the former king of the resurrection alts, but he gradually dipped down until his vitality went limp noodle like his dick. He's under "Bob Balouski" or whatever now.

Hash took over eyer's throne as the regeneration alt lord after his permabanning. I can't tell you what his nick is because he does about three to five new alts per day. I am not shitting you, that is how pathetic dude got for the thirst quench. Mom Laurel keeps clipping him daily. It's only the first week in the new year and the schnook has burned through at least twenty names.

All other related C-lister sap satellites still circle those globes from time to time. You'll see them when they perk up to yap. Biz as usual. Bubsyboody is still a racist shitstain, but he's mostly shunned and yelling in the corner wall. I think JAMESBPIECEOFSHIT checked out to the pearly gates or totally went blind for good, he ain't piped up for a long time. If I missed anyone else, someone will clue you in.

Good to see ya back, even if it's just a drive-thru.

Fata got the ban hammer for using the "bad" word. She is missed.

King Orfeo got the ban for his constant copying and pasting of endless paragraphs.

Lowercase pete, will probably never have the balls to come back under the same user ID.

Mann (Ms Ann) is still trolling.

MelissaBaby said:

Hi. I'm Adrina, Fermina, Phelia, Fata Morgana, Wings, Kim Gordon, Butters, Ann, Que, Rob, Recidiva, and probably a few more that I forgot.

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Your grammar is too decent to be #8. Otherwise, it's an uncanny resemblance.

IrezumiKiss said:

Oh yeaaaah. So, here's the quick chismes on those who you loved most...

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That's more action than I expected, frankly. Good to see some of the oldbie shitstains crapped out, though. A valuable life lesson to them: this forum isn't and shouldn't be their entire lives.

I figured JBJ probably wouldn't leave unless his health got too poor. Who else in the world would put up with him?

And that guy.. ssshhh.. no no don't look.. that guy.. see that guy.. see his avatar.. yea.

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Nor to him unless you looking for trouble.