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DO YOU ACCEPT JESUS GIFT OF SALVATION BELIEVING HE DIED N ROSE AGAIN FOR YOUR SINS?

  • YES

    Votes: 48 16.4%

  • NO

    Votes: 148 50.5%

  • I ALREADY ACCEPTED JESUS GIFT OF SALVATION BEFORE

    Votes: 62 21.2%

  • OTHER

    Votes: 35 11.9%
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xfrodobagginsx said:
Yet that can't find even one example of a half breed between different kinds of animals. Interesting. They don't exist. What does exist are examples of Lateral Adaptation. See, in order for one animal to evolve into another, there needs to be an increase in genetic information. The problem is that this has never been seen to happen, even one time ever. The mutations that you see are all within the species. That's why we have different types of Dogs: E.g. Wolves, Foxes, Coyotes, German Shephards, ect. But you never see a half dog and half cat for instance. They ALWAYS stay dogs. That's what you weren't told in School.
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Ligers, Tigons, whatever.

Back to school, dunce.

What you believe is not capable of proof. That's why you are a believer. Your belief does not invalidate science.

It is possible to follow scientific discoveries and accepted theories AND believe in God. The complexity of life forms and evolution can be seen as evidence of the wonder of God's creation. Even the Big Bang theory might just show our limited understanding of HOW God did it.

But your blinkered mindset is just ridiculous.
 
xfrodobagginsx said:
Yet that can't find even one example of a half breed between different kinds of animals. Interesting. They don't exist. What does exist are examples of Lateral Adaptation. See, in order for one animal to evolve into another, there needs to be an increase in genetic information. The problem is that this has never been seen to happen, even one time ever. The mutations that you see are all within the species. That's why we have different types of Dogs: E.g. Wolves, Foxes, Coyotes, German Shephards, ect. But you never see a half dog and half cat for instance. They ALWAYS stay dogs. That's what you weren't told in School.
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SORCERY!!! FUCKING SORCERY!!!

Liger ( Male Lion + Female Tiger)
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/unusual-hybrid-animals-1-1.jpg

Tigon (Male Tiger + Female Lion)
http://foundily.com/assets/foundily-tigon.jpg

Zonkey (Zebra + Donkey)
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/zonkey-half-zebra-half-donkey-8.jpg

Jaglion (Male Jaguar + Female Lion)
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/unusual-hybrid-animals-1611.jpg

Geep (Goat + Sheep)
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/unusual-hybrid-animals-162.jpg

Grolar Bear (Polar Bear + Brown Bear)
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/unusual-hybrid-animals-1811.jpg

Coywolf (Coyote +Wolf)
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/unusual-hybrid-animals-51.jpg

Zebroid (Zebra + Any Other Equine)
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/unusual-hybrid-animals-31.jpg

Wholphin (Male False Killer Whale + Female Bottlenose Dolphin)
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/unusual-hybrid-animals-81.jpg

Cama (Camel + Llama)
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/unusual-hybrid-animals-121.jpg
 
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Emerson40 said:
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Homo Apriorius Homo Pragmaticus JamesBJohnson Homo Frequentsitus Homo Sapiens
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LMAO. This is fantastic.
 
xfrodobagginsx said:
Yet that can't find even one example of a half breed between different kinds of animals. Interesting. They don't exist. What does exist are examples of Lateral Adaptation. See, in order for one animal to evolve into another, there needs to be an increase in genetic information. The problem is that this has never been seen to happen, even one time ever. The mutations that you see are all within the species. That's why we have different types of Dogs: E.g. Wolves, Foxes, Coyotes, German Shephards, ect. But you never see a half dog and half cat for instance. They ALWAYS stay dogs. That's what you weren't told in School.
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Panda bears. They're between other species.

They can't be bred with polar bears, grizzly bears or Care Bears.

They used to say pandas were related to raccoons, but they can't be bred with raccoons either.
 
Mello_SixtyNine said:
SORCERY!!! FUCKING SORCERY!!!

Liger ( Male Lion + Female Tiger)
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/unusual-hybrid-animals-1-1.jpg



Tigon (Male Tiger + Female Lion)
http://foundily.com/assets/foundily-tigon.jpg

Zonkey (Zebra + Donkey)
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/zonkey-half-zebra-half-donkey-8.jpg

Jaglion (Male Jaguar + Female Lion)
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/unusual-hybrid-animals-1611.jpg

Geep (Goat + Sheep)
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/unusual-hybrid-animals-162.jpg

Grolar Bear (Polar Bear + Brown Bear)
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/unusual-hybrid-animals-1811.jpg

Coywolf (Coyote +Wolf)
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/unusual-hybrid-animals-51.jpg

Zebroid (Zebra + Any Other Equine)
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/unusual-hybrid-animals-31.jpg

Wholphin (Male False Killer Whale + Female Bottlenose Dolphin)
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/unusual-hybrid-animals-81.jpg

Cama (Camel + Llama)
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/unusual-hybrid-animals-121.jpg
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Tigon (Male Tiger + Female Lion)They are BOTH in the CAT family. I explained this well. You won't find any intermediate species I said for example of a half cat and half dog. Two cats mating and having a baby isn't surprising now is it? I'm sure my house cat could do that.

Zonkey (Zebra + Donkey) Zeebra and a Donkey. BOTH in the Horse family. You didn't find a half horse, half any other kind of animal group. There are dozens and dozens of breeds of horses, but they ALWAYS stay horses.

Jaglion (Male Jaguar + Female Lion): Same thing. They are both cats. No species outside of the Cat family.


Geep (Goat + Sheep) Same thing. They are in the same family.

Grolar Bear (Polar Bear + Brown Bear) Both are in the bear family.

Coywolf (Coyote +Wolf) Both are in the Dog family.

Zebroid (Zebra + Any Other Equine) They are in the same family.

Wholphin (Male False Killer Whale + Female Bottlenose Dolphin)

Cama (Camel + Llama) They are in the same family.
 
These are NOT transitional from one kind of animal to another. They are ALL within the same animal kind.




Tigon (Male Tiger + Female Lion)They are BOTH in the CAT family. I explained this well. You won't find any intermediate species I said for example of a half cat and half dog. Two cats mating and having a baby isn't surprising now is it? I'm sure my house cat could do that.

Zonkey (Zebra + Donkey) Zeebra and a Donkey. BOTH in the Horse family. You didn't find a half horse, half any other kind of animal group. There are dozens and dozens of breeds of horses, but they ALWAYS stay horses.

Jaglion (Male Jaguar + Female Lion): Same thing. They are both cats. No species outside of the Cat family.


Geep (Goat + Sheep) Same thing. They are in the same family.

Grolar Bear (Polar Bear + Brown Bear) Both are in the bear family.

Coywolf (Coyote +Wolf) Both are in the Dog family.

Zebroid (Zebra + Any Other Equine) They are in the same family.

Wholphin (Male False Killer Whale + Female Bottlenose Dolphin) Killer Whales are actually Dolphins. Ask a scientist. So, of course they can mate.

Cama (Camel + Llama) They are in the same family.
 
oggbashan said:
Ligers, Tigons, whatever.

Back to school, dunce.

What you believe is not capable of proof. That's why you are a believer. Your belief does not invalidate science.

It is possible to follow scientific discoveries and accepted theories AND believe in God. The complexity of life forms and evolution can be seen as evidence of the wonder of God's creation. Even the Big Bang theory might just show our limited understanding of HOW God did it.

But your blinkered mindset is just ridiculous.
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The Creation Scientists and Evolutionary Scientists look at the very SAME evidence, they just draw different Conclusions based on that same evidence. It's amazing the amount of evidence that supports Creation that is deliberately censored from School Textbooks to keep you enslaved in their belief system.
 
So correct me if I'm wrong but in order for me to get into heaven, I have to accept Jesus' gift of salvation, right?

If I don't, I am doomed to an eternity in hell, right?
 
xfrodobagginsx said:
The Creation Scientists and Evolutionary Scientists look at the very SAME evidence except the creationists ignore any and all evidence which contradicts scripture, but will cherry pick and quote mine anything they can in a desperate attempt to validate their beliefs, because it ain't lyin' if yer lyin' fer Jesus!. It's amazing the amount of evidence that supports Creation that is deliberately censored from School Textbooks because said "evidence" is either the cherry-picked quote mined stuff already mentioned, hoaxes that have been debunked, unsubstantiated claims, arguments from authority, arguments ad populum, circular reasoning and confirmation bias. In other words, it's not evidence.
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Edited for accuracy.

And I love how you finished with the "science is a conspiracy" bit.

Sorry buckwheat, claims of a conspiracy don't make your beliefs true. Conspiracy claims do make you, and the other creatards who spout this same bullshit (Answers in Genisis dot com or Talk Origins dot org?) look even more ridiculous than you already do.

Conspiracy claims also don't alleviate your burden of proof, but they do double your burden, because now you have to back up your claim of a conspiracy as well as you claims of creationism.

Of course, you could just go ahead and double down with a claim that demonstrable reality is a conspiracy, because when if comes to claims (at least those claims which can be tested and potentially falsified) found Torah/Bible/Koran scripture versus demonstrable reality, reality wins every single time.

But hey, none of that matters because belief is more important than reality, right?
That's why answersingenisis announces proudly that if anything contradicts a literal reading of scripture, scripture is never wrong.

You know what term is given to folks who insist that what they believe is right, despite all evidence to the contrary?

Delusional.


Oh, and you STILL haven't provided any objective, independently verifiable evidence for any god, much less your version of god.
 
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xfrodobagginsx said:
According to what Jesus Christ actually said, yes. Do you believe Him?
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If I did, that would make Jesus a sociopathic asshole.

All those serial killers on death row that get their final confession to get their sins absolved and accept Jesus in their hearts (according to your rules) get to go upstairs.

So...that would also mean that everyone man, woman and child in every uncontacted tribe around the world is damned to an eternity in the Christian Hell because they have never heard of Jesus Christ, the bible, Christianity, etc. I don't know about you, but that's kind of a dick move damning people that are oblivious of his supposed existence and divinity.

You better hurry down to Brazil and convert this tribe (there are around 40 uncontacted tribes in Brazil alone). And preferably before you infect them with a common disease that kills them since they don't have a natural immunity due to their isolation. I guess you'll have to disavow the existense of your evolutionary advantage of immunity that you inherited through your ancestors.

http://assets.survivalinternational.org/pictures/1238/uncontacted-footage-thumb-01_screen.jpg

I guess that also sucks for the:

1.3 billion Chinese
1.2 billion Indians

And the rest that are practicing one of the 4,200 religions around the world that don't happen to be Christianity.

It would suck for you when you die and find yourself at the banks of the River Styx, waiting for Charon the Ferryman to transport you across to Tartarus, the ancient Greek Underworld.

Or maybe you'll find yourself at Naraka, the Hindu equivalent of hell.

Or the Lake of Fire (ancient Egyptian hell)

Xibalba (ancient Mayan hell)

Etc...etc...etc...etc...etc...etc............
 
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phrodeau said:
Where? Which verse of the Gospel has Jesus saying that you have an afterlife?
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Many. Here one story about the afterlife that JESUS Himself told:

Lu 16:19 There was a certain rich man who was customarily clothed in purple and fine linen and making merry in luxury every day.
20 And there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, who was laid at his gate, full of sores
21 and desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table. But even the dogs came and licked his sores.
22 And it happened that the beggar died and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom. The rich one also died and was buried.
23 And in hell he lifted up his eyes, being in torments, and saw Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
24 And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me and send Lazarus so that he may dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, for I am tormented in this flame.
25 But Abraham said, Son, remember that you in your lifetime received your good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things. But now he is comforted and you are tormented.
26 And besides all this, there is a great chasm fixed between you and us; so that they desiring to pass from here to you cannot, nor can they pass over to us from there.
27 And he said, I beg you therefore, father, that you would send him to my father's house,
28 for I have five brothers, so that he may testify to them, lest they also come into this place of torment.
29 Abraham said to him, They have Moses and the prophets, let them hear them.
30 And he said, No, father Abraham, but if one should go to them from the dead, they would repent.
31 And he said to him, If they do not hear Moses and the Prophets, they will not be persuaded, even though one rose from the dead.
 
xfrodobagginsx said:
Many. Here one story about the afterlife that JESUS Himself told:

Lu 16:19 There was a certain rich man who was customarily clothed in purple and fine linen and making merry in luxury every day.
20 And there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, who was laid at his gate, full of sores
21 and desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table. But even the dogs came and licked his sores.
22 And it happened that the beggar died and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom. The rich one also died and was buried.
23 And in hell he lifted up his eyes, being in torments, and saw Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
24 And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me and send Lazarus so that he may dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, for I am tormented in this flame.
25 But Abraham said, Son, remember that you in your lifetime received your good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things. But now he is comforted and you are tormented.
26 And besides all this, there is a great chasm fixed between you and us; so that they desiring to pass from here to you cannot, nor can they pass over to us from there.
27 And he said, I beg you therefore, father, that you would send him to my father's house,
28 for I have five brothers, so that he may testify to them, lest they also come into this place of torment.
29 Abraham said to him, They have Moses and the prophets, let them hear them.
30 And he said, No, father Abraham, but if one should go to them from the dead, they would repent.
31 And he said to him, If they do not hear Moses and the Prophets, they will not be persuaded, even though one rose from the dead.
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Was Jesus talking about real people, or was it a parable with fictitious characters? I say the latter.
 
So if you believe that the things written in the bible were real, do you believe that the Noah's Ark story actually happened?
 
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