girlsmiley
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That was a joke by the way. Please don't have an eyersode!
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Who exactly are the Blurt Bitches?
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So is a snake.
Fata Morgana
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Lol
What's cooking good looking?
I think I've figured out why you didn't make the list.
Ok. This is just a guess ok? I could be wrong.
Ok.
Because you're a cunt.
That's all I got so far.
Hey stranger! Been on my jollies, had a fab time, trapped nerve flared up in my neck again, off my tits on Tramadol. That's all I got.
Always a cunt, petal. That'll never change. Talking of, if you see that bitter old horsewoman tell her I miss her too.
RoryN
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girlsmiley
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Hey stranger! Been on my jollies, had a fab time, trapped nerve flared up in my neck again, off my tits on Tramadol. That's all I got.
Always a cunt, petal. That'll never change. Talking of, if you see that bitter old horsewoman tell her I miss her too.
Ooh ouch. I saw a specialist about my hand. Smashed the nerve in me elbow. No feeling in three of me fingers. He reckons it'll come back after a few months. Saturday night palsy he reckons. Cunt.
You're the best kind of cunt. The good kind. Will do.
Fata Morgana
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Ooh ouch. I saw a specialist about my hand. Smashed the nerve in me elbow. No feeling in three of me fingers. He reckons it'll come back after a few months. Saturday night palsy he reckons. Cunt.
You're the best kind of cunt. The good kind. Will do.
Fucking pair of cripples. Karma for mocking kuntbate.
Aww. I do miss you on here.
Saint Peter
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Look!
Cunts!!
Cunts!!
jezzilee
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I know, Idon't get to blurt often, but I can be a bitch!
So you want breakfast in bed?
Rob is missing you and Fem, as Luk said. Definitely part of the group.
Rob doesn' always catch EVERYTHING...
We can go make our own list - I will let you be President. I'm trying to avoid responsibility at the moment anyway
End of Julyt sound good to you?
Which is why I have not been here much... life is busy and so freakin` fun
OI didn`t even have to do anything!
Have you done your kegels today...............?
A woman should be doing kegels without even thinking about it...just comes naturally.
Here ya go, my preliminary list thanks.
BLURT BITCHES
Wings
LTR
Emerson, Disgustipated, Rob
Aglaorag
Jennifer
NICE OR OK POSTERS:
Noor
Yossi
Aquagal
Neci
and so on
I am not naughty or nice! Good to know.
I'm off the list!
You WANT to be on He, she`s list???
I need to go away and think about some stuff...
Come back soon Fata! This place would not be the same without you,.
Fata Morgana
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Not want, but I'm sure she had me on it before, that's all.
I'm happy just to be cunt or babykiller of the year!
I'm happy just to be cunt or babykiller of the year!
Saint Peter
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I never said you were cunt of the year.
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Bookishleigh
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Oh, that could be perfect - I sit on a board as Technology Director and they want to do a leadership/marketing retreat the last weekend of July. I want badly to flake out because all I do is their technical crap (website, social media, etc). So the last thing I want to do is give up a Saturday of MY life to learn how to be a leader and market our organization better when someone higher up is just going to tell me what to do/say.
See? All about avoiding the responsibility.
jezzilee
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I am excired now!!!
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Bookishleigh
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I am "excired" too!
jezzilee
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I make up my own lingo....Just wait til you meet the pirates lol ...I have so many things to show you!!!!
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Jennifer
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Here ya go, my preliminary list thanks.
BLURT BITCHES
Wings
LTR
Emerson, Disgustipated, Rob
Aglaorag
Jennifer
NICE OR OK POSTERS:
Noor
Yossi
Aquagal
Neci
and so on
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jezzilee
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The last guy I dated said that same thing....
Dude, we are not dating, and I am pretty sure I am better....nm
Wisconsin is gorgeous in the summer, and in July there are so manyv things to do. we may get arrested, is there someone you can hae on call to bail you out?
hashtag45
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I look forward to the day I cut your fucking throat (including your Adam's apple) and shit down your neck.
I look forward to the day I kick your ass,
so that you'll end up having three pink marks on it, instead of two.
hashtag45
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I look forward to the day I cut your fucking throat (including your Adam's apple) and shit down your neck.
I look forward to the day you put some boyshorts on, cause it must be getting cold up there (in your av.)
Jennifer
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You are such a darling.
hashtag45
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Bookishleigh
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I'm on dating hiatus. And yes, you are better - I wouldn't give up an entire weekend of my time for him.
I'll put my legal counsel (aka co-worker/friend) on notice he may need to bail me out should he want me to return to work.
Jennifer
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At least you don't call me Dishrag
which is a start, I guess.
Actually, I do. And I'd like to twist your testicles.
Also, I find it interesting how much your grammar and syntax have improved of late. It's almost like you're a different person.
