Has Ishmael Banged the Most GB grrrls?

yossi · Jun 4, 2016

BabblingBrooke said:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1315100

I completely missed the phone aspect of that question.

Pookie · Jun 4, 2016

phrodeau said:
I think you misspelled "begged".

I snickered.

Lancecastor · Jun 4, 2016

There was today's Birthday Girl and the story of calling Child Welfare regarding her mothering skills....and of course Dolf... and Jinxed, as I recall, and was Intrigued a notch on his bedpost as well?

So many...who would have more conquests here?

Darbhinder · Jun 4, 2016

lovecraft68 said:
Unwad them for me you gutless cunt. Hop on your private jet and come on down. Let's see you swing at someone without tits, you sack of shit.

Gee, you're a tough guy.

RobDownSouth · Jun 4, 2016

Aphroditiac said:
How do you know he's actually, physically banged any GB women?

All I know is he has a lot of minutes on a phone card and a very nosy cat.

*Puts Aphrodiatiac On Nuclear Ignore*

Aphroditiac said:
No. I did not have phone sex with Ishmael.

*Takes Aphroditiac Off Nuclear Ignore*

Lancecastor · Jun 5, 2016

If we count phone sex, maybe someone could claim a higher body count than Ish?

http://cdn.dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sex.jpg?a1f46c

Debbie · Jun 5, 2016

For Christmas this year I think Lance might end up with coal in his stocking and a poo in his shoe from santas naughty elves for gossiping and playing chinese whispers by the water cooler.

Lancecastor · Jun 5, 2016

Debbie said:
For Christmas this year I think Lance might end up with coal in his stocking and a poo in his shoe from santas naughty elves for gossiping and playing chinese whispers by the water cooler.

Please lock me away... I dont care what they say i wont live in a world without innuendo.

Bert Notorius · Jun 5, 2016

what does the winner get?

besides

chlamydia ?

Lancecastor · Jun 6, 2016

Crab cakes!

So what about sean? Turns out he's been penetrating GB grrls by the bagload... Usually after ish is done.

RoryN · Jun 6, 2016

This thread should've been way past 2 pages by now, and you know it.

Wanna know why it isn't?

[Beethoven's 5th]

No-body-cares...
No-bo-dy-carrrrrreeees...

Nobody cares
Nobody cares
Nobody cares

Nobody cares
Nobody cares
Nobody cares

No-body cares
No-body cares
No-body cares, cares, carrrrrreeees!

NO-BO-DY-CARRRRREEEESSS!

Lancecastor · Jun 6, 2016

Intercourse is so last century.

LIVINRFANTASIES · Jun 6, 2016

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

RoryN said:
This thread should've been way past 2 pages by now, and you know it.

Wanna know why it isn't?

[Beethoven's 5th]

No-body-cares...
No-bo-dy-carrrrrreeees...

Nobody cares
Nobody cares
Nobody cares

Nobody cares
Nobody cares
Nobody cares

No-body cares
No-body cares
No-body cares, cares, carrrrrreeees!

NO-BO-DY-CARRRRREEEESSS!

I really don't care!

Lancecastor · Jun 6, 2016

I'm watching Miss USA on Fox...where it's still totally okay to perv on teens in bikinis without repercussions.

I dont think Ish has banged any of them.

Well, maybe curvy Ashly.

bg23 · Jun 6, 2016

Pretty sure he'd need to be able to keep a stiffy to do any banging.

hashtag4 · Dec 21, 2016

Lancecastor said:
Has Ishmael Banged the Most GB grrrls?

I just come here for the erudite discourse, but swordsmen like Ish are here to fuck.
Has anyone penetrated more geeb vadge than Ish?

I was thinking…

Was pookie also among those who did ?

Emerson40 · Dec 21, 2016

hashtag4 said:
Just a rant born out of frustration, after browsing some political threads today.

Several examples come to my mind, but I'll focus on the most recent ones: renard and underguy.
They recently provided links to some renown intellectuals and made excellent observations. Yes, xou're right that one might not agree on some political points, but those resources would have been gold in terms of a springboard for debates and improving one's critical thinking abilities.
- Yet their message got drowned in the most idiotic name calling and "accusations" .
And I'm not talking about your typical trolls like Disgustipated et al; I'm referring to more serious posters like WrongElement and so on.

Some of us don't have many skills in the political area, and the GB is a fun and palatable avenue for self- improvement.

Why are you GB liberals so selfish and self-involved, and are constantly ruining that experience for us? And why would you even condemn us and attack us and troll us for the fact that we don't side with your ilk?
Why would we anyway?
You might have the intellect and knowledge, but you guys never bother to share with the rest of us similar resources (there are plenty of world renown 'liberal' intellectuals). On the contrary; you keep engaging in this anti- intellectual war and mocking some of the most enlightened intellectuals, just because they come up with ideas that differ from yours.

hashtag4 said:
I was thinking…

Was pookie also among those who did ?

An example, yes?

juttjaw · Dec 21, 2016

hashtag4 said:
I was thinking…

Was pookie also among those who did ?

Oy..... Good luck.

juttjaw · Dec 21, 2016

Remind me to put you back on ignore...

Thanks.

Liar · Dec 21, 2016

hashtag4 said:
I was thinking…

Was pookie also among those who did ?

Did what? Penetrate more geeb vadge than Ish?

Lancecastor · Jan 5, 2017

The guys here that are going down on Ish's ex's....did they always like box wine?

raindancer · Jan 5, 2017

I've never had the pain or pleasure- of boxed wine. Is it yummy?

Lancecastor · Jan 5, 2017

raindancer said:
I've never had the pain or pleasure- of boxed wine. Is it yummy?

Probably good with fish.

Aquagal · Jan 5, 2017

Was there another thread like this about a month ago? I swear I already posted and answered this but see no such thing.

silver gurl · Jan 5, 2017

I don't think I have ever even had a conversation in a thread with Ish, let alone talk to him.

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