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Reviewing the Daytona 500

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I watched the opening of the "500" yesterday (plus most of the race) and have to admit to getting a little misty-eyed. Perhaps because there seemed to be so much authenticity in everything that went on -- the President was so happy to be there and the drivers were obviously excited, Leann Rimes (not really one of my faves) threw herself into R-O-C-K and poured all she had into the National Anthem, and what can you say about Lee Greenwood? Liberals really hate that "God Bless the U.S.A.", which makes the song that much more thrilling. Lee really did a great job -- you could tell that he was with likeminded friends, all 180,000 of them, and he gave them his best effort.

Of course, what would a NASCAR opening be without a military fly-by. Two jets and a B-2 bomber -- that's why they invented surround sound receivers that go up to "11"! God bless it all...

Our President seemed rather humbled by the adulation, if you ask me. I like guys like that. You can just picture the last president in a similar situation, standing there all smug, his head up high, jaw jutting out. You'd want to go up and sucker punch him in the gut...

A final thing -- did you see the picture of AF1 lifting off from Daytona? It looms huge behind the grandstand. Can you imagine being there to see that -- a sight one would never forget. Yesterday gave me a bit of a morale boost. A few more scenes like it, and I don't think re-election will be much of an issue.

:D
 
The fuck stood there with his hands in his pockets during the national anthem.

or did you miss the patriotism looming large in his trousers.

:rolleyes:
 
Oh and not only that....he was walking around shaking hands during the invocation.


Maybe he was awol from first grade and didnt learn that you cover your heart during the anthem.
 
Purple Haze said:
I hate it when dumbfuckers think they represent my country...
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I think his mother must have hired out as kick-boxing dummy when he was in utero...
 
A few more scenes like it, and I don't think re-election will be much of an issue.

Sure, if the entire electorate were NASCAR fans.
 
busybonehead isn't answering.


10 to 1 he's in the bedroom jerkin' the gherkin to his autographed glossy of W.
 
busybody said:
a sight one would never forget. Yesterday gave me a bit of a morale boost. A few more scenes like it, and I don't think re-election will be much of an issue.
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...

Why you'd readily admit that you're both weak in character and mind is beyond me. But, you just did.

Reminds me of the time Donahue had his Vote 1984 show on, and asked an audience member, "Don't think about it - quick! Who are you gonna vote for?" She stuttered, then excitedly yelled out, "REAGAN!", and the audience applauded.

A glib Mario Quomo observed: "That's what you get when you don't think about it".
 
I can't really see how a race that lasts 500 miles and has a total of 26 lead changes can be called "Exciting".
 
Kerry Accuses Bush of 'Playing Race Card' at Daytona


(2004-02-16) -- George W. Bush became the first presidential candidate in 2004 to "play the race card" by appearing at the Daytona Speedway Sunday, according to John Forbes Kerry, the presumed Democrat nominee.

"Mr. Bush has again divided this country," said Mr. Kerry. "By appearing at the Daytona 500 he has condoned an economic activity in which the elite win, and everyone else loses."

The junior Senator from Massachusetts called NASCAR racing "another sweet oil deal for the Bush-Cheney-Halliburton cabal. It's more than coincidence that Mr. Bush would make a surprise visit to oil-rich Iraq, and then do the same thing at Daytona."

As president, Mr. Kerry said he would issue an executive order mandating that all NASCAR drivers use hydrogen-powered cars. The Kerry plan calls for the Daytona 500 to be held in Kyoto, Japan, under the supervision of the United Nations, with all drivers wearing baby-blue helmets.
 
you should write for drudge.

he is the third president to use the 500 as a campaign stump....stumpy.
 
Spinaroonie said:
I can't really see how a race that lasts 500 miles and has a total of 26 lead changes can be called "Exciting".
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Exactly - it's not.

I went to the Coca Cola 600 at Lowe's Motor Speedway, and was so bored that I went home after 260 laps. It's like the loud, Confederate flag-laden version of golf.
 
busybody said:
I watched the opening of the "500" yesterday (plus most of the race) and have to admit to getting a little misty-eyed. Perhaps because there seemed to be so much authenticity in everything that went on -- the President was so happy to be there and the drivers were obviously excited, Leann Rimes (not really one of my faves) threw herself into R-O-C-K and poured all she had into the National Anthem, and what can you say about Lee Greenwood? Liberals really hate that "God Bless the U.S.A.", which makes the song that much more thrilling. Lee really did a great job -- you could tell that he was with likeminded friends, all 180,000 of them, and he gave them his best effort.

Of course, what would a NASCAR opening be without a military fly-by. Two jets and a B-2 bomber -- that's why they invented surround sound receivers that go up to "11"! God bless it all...

Our President seemed rather humbled by the adulation, if you ask me. I like guys like that. You can just picture the last president in a similar situation, standing there all smug, his head up high, jaw jutting out. You'd want to go up and sucker punch him in the gut...

A final thing -- did you see the picture of AF1 lifting off from Daytona? It looms huge behind the grandstand. Can you imagine being there to see that -- a sight one would never forget. Yesterday gave me a bit of a morale boost. A few more scenes like it, and I don't think re-election will be much of an issue.

:D
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You'd think in a thread called "Reviewing the Daytona 500," you might have actually, you know, mentioned the race.

Bush's appearance there will be of monumental unimportance in November. I can't understand why people on both sides are going crazy over it.

And Air Force One is a 747, so yeah, it's fucking huge. I would assume that you know it's fucking huge, but I don't think you do a lot of travelling. At least, not over the county line or nothin'.

TB4p
 
Re: Re: Reviewing the Daytona 500

teddybear4play said:
You'd think in a thread called "Reviewing the Daytona 500," you might have actually, you know, mentioned the race.

Bush's appearance there will be of monumental unimportance in November. I can't understand why people on both sides are going crazy over it.

And Air Force One is a 747, so yeah, it's fucking huge. I would assume that you know it's fucking huge, but I don't think you do a lot of travelling. At least, not over the county line or nothin'.

TB4p
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You used to be worth reading!:(
 
You're a fucking fraud, busybody.

Nobody's as stupid as you,

Not even you...
 
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