Karen Kraft as . . . a religion?

Karen Kraft · Feb 6, 2004

http://www.karenkraftfanclub.com/

It's great when you find your calling in life.

Bless all of you!

Ms_Lilith · Feb 6, 2004

Would you just shut up already? Why do you keep starting threads about yourself, what people think of you, in the THIRD FUCKING PERSON?

Jesus.

sunstruck · Feb 6, 2004

There's already a thread about this. You don't need to whine for attention. You're getting all you can handle.

Queersetti · Feb 6, 2004

Perhaps someday they will make a Karen Kraft movie.

It's only too bad that Christoper Walken will be too old for the title role.

Dixon Carter Lee · Feb 6, 2004

vixenshe said:
Would you just shut up already? Why do you keep starting threads about yourself, what people think of you, in the THIRD FUCKING PERSON?

She does it to watch you explode. Why doesn't anyone see that?

gman23 · Feb 6, 2004

Divine would have been perfect ..... John Waters does Karen Kraft

sunstruck · Feb 6, 2004

Dixon Carter Lee said:
She does it to watch you explode. Why doesn't anyone see that?

I'm pretty sure most people see that. lol But you have to admit, this whole thing is pretty entertaining.

sunstruck · Feb 6, 2004

gman23 said:
Divine would have been perfect ..... John Waters does Karen Kraft

I love Johnny Waters! He's a total freak in real life too. Quiet, but you can see the freaky gleam. lol

Dixon Carter Lee · Feb 6, 2004

It needs more incense and junk

http://www.karenkraftsecularministries.com/
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Killswitch · Feb 6, 2004

sunstruck said:
I'm pretty sure most people see that. lol But you have to admit, this whole thing is pretty entertaining.

for this reason Im not sure I want to even know the whole truth.

lol

sunstruck · Feb 6, 2004

Re: It needs more incense and junk

Dixon Carter Lee said:
http://www.karenkraftsecularministries.com/
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And pictures of all the little animals and children the donations will aide.

Oh, and some angels.

Epiphany · Feb 6, 2004

I've never heard of Karen Kraft? Is she new?

TANG GOD · Feb 6, 2004

“Daily Masturbation and Perpetual Kindness To Animals”
WTF is that some kind beastility fetish?
If so count me out!!!!!!

gman23 · Feb 6, 2004

sunstruck said:
I love Johnny Waters! He's a total freak in real life too. Quiet, but you can see the freaky gleam. lol

I am from Baltimore, so i have been lucky enough to run into him a few times .. He used to hang out in biker bar that i played at, a total dive ..( In fact i think his current movie has some scenes filmed there)

TANG GOD · Feb 6, 2004

SaraPet said:
I've never heard of Karen Kraft? Is she new?

nice ass....but i miss the old one!!!

Epiphany · Feb 6, 2004

TANG GOD said:
nice ass....but i miss the old one!!!

Old av or old ass? This is the only ass I have.

bad kitty · Feb 6, 2004

SaraPet said:
Old av or old ass? This is the only ass I have.

Another reason why I love your ass. it's smart too.

Epiphany · Feb 6, 2004

http://www.sugarlessshop.com/2000/images/KT3.jpg

Bluesboy2 · Feb 6, 2004

Queersetti said:
Perhaps someday they will make a Karen Kraft movie.

It's only too bad that Christoper Walken will be too old for the title role.

Why do you say he will be too old?

Oscuridad · Feb 6, 2004

Besides...

There is only one true religion.

Ask any acolyte of the church of the Perpetual Orgasm.

*spins naughty prayer wheel*

Karen Kraft · Feb 6, 2004

vixenshe said:
Would you just shut up already? Why do you keep starting threads about yourself, what people think of you, in the THIRD FUCKING PERSON?

Jesus.

Wow! Thanks for the interest in Me.

In answer to your first question, my child: no, I won't be shutting up real soon.

In answer to your second question: Because I LIKE IT!

As for the "THIRD FUCKING PERSON" well, that's what you can do once you have become a devotee in my new religion. It's such fun! You know what, We think you would be very welcome in Our new religion.

God Bless You (and the bull you road in on).

Karen Kraft · Feb 6, 2004

sunstruck said:
There's already a thread about this. You don't need to wine and dine me to get my attention. You're getting all you can handle. I wish I were you.

Why, thank you, CupCake!

badasschick · Feb 6, 2004

You're doing extra.

Karen Kraft · Feb 6, 2004

Dixon Carter Lee said:
She does it to watch you explode. Why doesn't anyone see that?

Because they're fucktards and too stupid to see what's going on! They are so obsessed with this whole Karen Kraft thing that they can't see what is obvious and plain. I like it!

Since all they want to talk about is The Me, I will accommodate and give them more material with which to work. Check out the websites stared by Cheyenne in my honor, BTW.

She is SO sweet!

What a gal!

Karen Kraft · Feb 6, 2004

SaraPet said:
http://www.sugarlessshop.com/2000/images/KT3.jpg

WAIT ONE FUCKING MINUTE !!!!!!!!!

BULLSHIT !!!!!

How can you have "low carb" Mac and Cheese? That's like granulated water.

Take if from a wannabe anorexic -- there be some serios carbs goin' on in that box!

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