Anakin20
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Boobs...double sighBoobs..... *sigh*
What made you say fuck today?
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A guy at work telling me that when he went to take the garbage to the dump he had to call security because of bears in the dump. They showed up and fired a bear banger and scared one off, the other remained. Three more bangers did nothing so they fired a rubber bullet at it. Nothing. Second one it got up and looked at them them then sat back down and continued eating. After five rubber bullets hitting the bear and him not leaving the guy told security "Fuck it. He ain't leaving so I am just going to get out and dump this." FUCK!!! Must have been some good food to take 5 rubber bullets and not leave.
iamincognito45
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People who have nothing better to do... Really? Seriously, get a hobby!
EnglishChap6687
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Being woken up at 6am on the one day of the week when I don't need to wake until 7am
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Greeneyedcanadian
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Forgetting to turn off something last night at 7pm only to remember a few minutes ago...flying down the stairs outside to shut off the pump and missing the bottom step twisting my ankle and cutting my wrist...fuck
TheSilverLining
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The prospect of going into work later......fuck.
beachbaby179
pearls go with everything
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A morning pm.
What made you say fuck more? The wasted coffee or stained shirt?
coacheric
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Wasted coffee. The shirt I'm wearing covers the stain
vavavaVoom
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48hrs no sleep. 14hrs shift, still awake
coacheric
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GO TO SLEEP!
lakesailer_mi
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Realizing that I forgot to return a phone call for a person who was doing me a favor....FUCK....
emmy_christina
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gypsyTX
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I'm sorry. I really am. But at the same time I can't stop laughing
See, I have cats too....
SpicySweets
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My 5 o'clock alarm this morning.
beachbaby179
pearls go with everything
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Omg. That was me the other day. I hear ya loud and clear!
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