I Challenge Scott X to a Writing Duel...right here...right now.

Problem Child · Nov 26, 2003

KillerMuffin said:
I'm being a sarcistic bistardess.

That makes me hot, somehow.

KillerMuffin · Nov 26, 2003

Problem Child said:
That makes me hot, somehow.

I didn't say you could borrow my sterno.

Queersetti · Nov 26, 2003

KillerMuffin said:
Oh, oh, Scott X, how I yearn for your poetry. I am simply acquiver at the breadth and wealth of your poetic prowess. You are truly the literary find of the 21st century.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=164800

"Her wonton desires spoke volumes"

I prefer the hot and sour soup, myself.

KillerMuffin · Nov 26, 2003

Admit it. You fell in love with his Wonton.

Problem Child · Nov 26, 2003

KillerMuffin said:
I didn't say you could borrow my sterno.

I've got a thick presto log...

(Shit, even this crap is better than Scott X drivel)

Problem Child · Nov 26, 2003

Queersetti said:
"Her wonton desires spoke volumes"

I prefer the hot and sour soup, myself.

Hahahaha! He did that on purpose, right? Didn't he? It's supposed to be a funny poem, right?

Isn't it?

TulaneCowboy · Nov 26, 2003

Queersetti said:
"Now she was kneeling, taking his entire length in her mouth."

That's pretty impressive, considering he was almost six feet tall.

I agree, that's talent. Too bad the author doesn't have a little.

Rhys · Nov 26, 2003

KillerMuffin said:
Admit it. You fell in love with his Wonton.

I veto'd his wonton. Too much cat.

Lasher · Nov 26, 2003

This has been fun, but you'll have to excuse me while I go read the inspirational works of Clive Barker.

~*Angel_Brat*~ · Nov 26, 2003

I hope his dear mother is there to comfort him as he cries into his pillow tonight. Honestly, you people are cruel.

Btw, what sick fuck lets their mother read and critique his porn?

Queersetti · Nov 26, 2003

~*Angel_Brat*~ said:
I hope his dear mother is there to comfort him as he cries into his pillow tonight. Honestly, you people are cruel.

Btw, what sick fuck lets their mother read and critique his porn?

Why shouldn't she read what she inspired?

~*Angel_Brat*~ · Nov 26, 2003

Queersetti said:
Why shouldn't she read what she inspired?

Nasssty

Queersetti · Nov 26, 2003

~*Angel_Brat*~ said:
Nasssty

When are these guys going to learn not to piss off the queens?

Ham Murabi · Nov 26, 2003

I'm really disappointed that Scott X hasn't contributed to the "Be Part of Lit's 'Bad Poets Society'" thread.

~*Angel_Brat*~ · Nov 26, 2003

Queersetti said:
When are these guys going to learn not to piss off the queens?

They like it when they get verbally bitch slapped.

KillerMuffin · Nov 26, 2003

~*Angel_Brat*~ said:
Honestly, you people are cruel.

I'd like to thank the Academy for their wonderful taste in both nominating me and awarding me this here award. I'd like to thank my parents for having me in the first place--without them this dream-come-true wouldn't be possible. I'd like to thank my co-stars, PC, Lasher, Queersetti, and all of you other beautiful people. You know who you are! I'd like to extend a big sloppy kiss to the producer that made this possible, Rhys! C'mere you big lug!

I'd like to take a few moments to extend a big, heartfelt thank you to Chuck E. Cheeze. The games, man, it's the games. Cause the pizza sucks. I'm dedicating this award to the three year old who stole my tokens while I was glomping on some pepperoni.

Thank you!

Le Jacquelope · Nov 26, 2003

What's the theme for this writing duel?

Angel · Nov 26, 2003

Problem Child said:
It's a shame I can't write.

Bullshit.

Guest · Nov 26, 2003

Rhys said:
Basically, though I think he's a sissy and whiner. Most of all, I think he is a poor sport, a compulsive liar, a shit stirring cocksucker, and a wannabe author with no self esteem.

I think he's played that "misunderstood artist" card once or twice too many

listen here you arrogant close minded fuckwit, when did I lie about anything? You are just pissed because I commented on your story, saying that the quotes selected do not resemble real conversations. Wannabe author? I am published, you retard.
As for self esteem, mine is very high but I don't pretend to be the greatest author like you do. Now get off my sack.
As for misunderstood artist, I suppose I am since pricks like you judge me without even getting to know my writings.
I'll take you on, at a Lit get together. Someone needs to shut you up.

Guest · Nov 26, 2003

Queersetti said:
When are these guys going to learn not to piss off the queens?

because some wont bow down to your hypocrisy?

Guest · Nov 26, 2003

~*Angel_Brat*~ said:
I hope his dear mother is there to comfort him as he cries into his pillow tonight. Honestly, you people are cruel.

hmmm, I haven't seen anything you've written. Oh right, you are still trying to grasp the concepts of reading and writing.

as for you KM, you hated me since the very beginning so its no surprise you jump on the bandwagon. Oh no, I spelled a word wrong, lets point that out again and again, ad nauseum. Piss off. If you truly were an editor, you would give me insightful feedback instead of one liners.

Fawkin'Injun · Nov 26, 2003

Scott X said:
listen here you arrogant close minded fuckwit, when did I lie about anything? You are just pissed because I commented on your story, saying that the quotes selected do not resemble real conversations. Wannabe author? I am published, you retard.
As for self esteem, mine is very high but I don't pretend to be the greatest author like you do. Now get off my sack.
As for misunderstood artist, I suppose I am since pricks like you judge me without even getting to know my writings.
I'll take you on, at a Lit get together. Someone needs to shut you up.

Dude. Seriously. You should have AT LEAST written your reply in a more prosiac manner...

You immedialtely go to making the mob's point.

LOL

Fawkin'Injun · Nov 26, 2003

Killer, what's the Korean for, "Shut the fawk up and let the adults continue to speak?"

Or, "That's nice. Now go back to your coloring. What's this? A note for mommy?"

Or, "Go eat Buffalo chips?"

Guest · Nov 26, 2003

Fawkin'Injun said:
You immedialtely go to making the mob's point.

LOL

how so? I am defending my writings and how people have misjudged me since the beginning. It seems its ok when others comment my work but when I comment on theirs, I get berated.

Fawkin'Injun · Nov 26, 2003

Really Scott. You are some writer. Why that excerpt from your story speaks volumes all by itself!

I Challenge Scott X to a Writing Duel...right here...right now.

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