Lord Pmann
Lord
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You better have a wide angled lens for that list of names.
Girls on this site??
- Thread starter angelicecstasy
- Start date
You better have a wide angled lens for that list of names.
Bert Notorius
Literotica Guru
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you need to be more specific. typeface has very little nuance. bert is an asshole that creates multiple accounts and then trolls posters.
are you a troll?
Wife of Bath
Personals Mod. Again
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There are men on this site?
You better have the longest middle finger ever. Now enough with the small talk and let's see some tits already.
I got to play with 1HF? I really should cut down on the drinking if I'm forgetting that shit.
She's fucking one of the Village People?
Spins
around an Axis
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Does anyone ever really understand how conversations ebb and flow?
If you write on your tits with posters names and a date...you probably aren't a Bert alt.
bronzeage
I am a river to my people
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A picture of your bare breasts, just above a sign that reads "Bronzeage taught me how."
Spins
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I got to play with 1HF? I really should cut down on the drinking if I'm forgetting that shit.
She's fucking one of the Village People?
I recall something about being pelted by her stars and then a lamp shade.
He didn't have anywhere near the moves to be a person of the Village. Honestly, I don't think he is good enough for Mom. Seemed way too nice for her.
spacekowboy
Edgar Allan Bro
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There are no women here. It's a total sausage fest. A weenie roast, if you will.
Man tits are appreciated here as well.
Lord Pmann
Lord
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Are you asking for a cock pic?
This leaves me wondering why the hell I've never gotten even a cyber blow job.
glynndah
good little witch.
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Is there going to be glitter? Please let there be glitter. *fingers crossed*
spacekowboy
Edgar Allan Bro
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Obviously your dick isn't pretty enough.
Lord Pmann
Lord
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Ask and ye shall receive, muthafuckas.
http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q518/pmann83/PIC 002_zpsu6ryxwnv.jpg?1427077991911&1427077996882
glynndah
good little witch.
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I'm pretty sure I have that bra in a different colour combination.
Oh. That kind of play.
No one is good enough for her. We should put her in a box and not let anyone near her.
Don't forget the air holes.
Put your junk right next to your USB port and I'll be right there.
AllyRose
What fresh Hell is this?
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That bra is black and blue!
Lord Pmann
Lord
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You don't look as sexy in it as I do.
Lord Pmann
Lord
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Hahaha. Fuck!
Yes!
What's the etiquette for when I'm gonna pop, do I have to *head tap* or something?
Or does everyone online swallow?
Just keep tapping the space bar when you're ready to blow.
spacekowboy
Edgar Allan Bro
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But....I was using YOUR photo!
You answered your own question.
glynndah
good little witch.
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Mine's red and black, but it looks blue in the right light.
And that's why I don't post my boobies on here.
*sits in the corner, softly sniffling*
