AH Directory-a proposal

My 200th post!

Lit Name: allamagione
Alt's: none on Lit
Age: late 30s
Your Gender: female
Orientation: straight…ish
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away): married
Occupation: dealing with bureaucracy
Link to Stories on Lit: Don't try this at home.
Location: Southeastern USA
Timezone: EST
Political Affiliation: none
Your First Language: English
Cat or Dog Person: dog person
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less): I'm trying to come to terms with the fact that I'll never be the meat in a Weasley sandwich.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): I'll probably develop a crush on you at some point, but don't worry. It's been a while since my last restraining order.
 
Lit Name : Beatnic Jazzman
Alt's : none at present.
Age : in my dotage.
Your Gender : neutered male
Orientation : south by south west.
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : all worn out.
Occupation : on the scrap heap
Link to Stories on Lit : link
Location : Wales
Timezone : GMT
Your SO if on Lit : N/A
Political Affiliation : Hippie treehugger
Offline until notice :
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : A fish named Wanda
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Giving up smoking
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) That I fail to understand what “Posting with you.” means

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : The Dragon Ring
 
Bump for those who haven't seen this thread,

AND

I'm away for a week, back on Saturday 11 Oct.

I will be taking an ancient XP laptop which just won't connect to the internet - therefore it is immune to viruses and updates. I'll be using it to write stories, copying them to media which is scanned before opening on my main computer. Perhaps I might finish a Halloween story.

Don't do anything that might embarrass the servants or frighten the horses...
 
Fibs, Lies, and Fiction

Apparently, I never did one before, so ...

Lit Name : SandraMustard
Alt's : PanhandlePatty
Age : Collecting Social Security
Your Gender : Baby incubator
Orientation : I'm not telling
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Married to a straight male.
Occupation : Beach babe
Link to Stories on Lit : My submissions
Location : On a beach, duh!
Timezone : CST
Your SO if on Lit : AirRichard101
Offline until notice : Invisible so trolls who patrol active user list won't try to chat me up just because I have female username.
Political Affliction : No afflictions. :)
Your First Language : Southern English y'all
Cat or Dog Person : Like both. Have had both before. One cat now.
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less): Hiding my sordid past.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): I hate cold PMs. Read my bio to know my rules or you will likely be ignored.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Meeting Leilani
 
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Bump for those who haven't seen this thread,

AND

I'm away for a week, back on Saturday 11 Oct.

I will be taking an ancient XP laptop which just won't connect to the internet - therefore it is immune to viruses and updates. I'll be using it to write stories, copying them to media which is scanned before opening on my main computer. Perhaps I might finish a Halloween story.

Don't do anything that might embarrass the servants or frighten the horses...

Hi Ogg,

How's things? Long time no see!

We're canal boaters now, so no servants and a diesel engine rather than horses. Still using your plastic boxes, though for firewood not books.

Miss the cake - and you...
 
Lit Name : Fill de Puta (Son of a Bitch in Catalan)
Alt's : King of Fulfolk
Age : 37
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : Hetero-flexible
Status : Single.
Occupation : Self employed Jack of all trades.
Link to Stories on Lit : Right here, Luv Bunny.
Nationality: British.
Location : England, (the Country not State) UK.
Political Affiliation : If a vote changed more than a face you wouldn't be given it.
Offline until notice : No.
Your First Language : English.
Cat or Dog Person : Either.
What transition are undergoing? I'm recovering and realising.
What should people know about you before posting with you? I find it hard to express myself on forums because I panic post.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Well I've only posted two chapters of one story so far so I'd go with Chapter one of 'Emma's Lust.' Unless you like your incest stories in which case go find Fulfolk.
 
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Lit Name : YDB95
Alt's : None - if I'm not willing to post it under my first handle, I don't post it at all.
Age : 40-something
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : Straight but not narrow
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Very happily married (to a bi woman)
Occupation : Frustrated novelist
Link to Stories on Lit : Click here!
Location : A seaside loft in my imagination (Sorry, that's all anyone gets on here)
Your SO if on Lit : She isn't, although she does read the stories (and introduced me to Lit!)
Political Affiliation : About five miles to your left
Offline until notice : I hope not!
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Cat, but I have nothing against dogs
What transition are undergoing? A career one. Stay tuned!
What should people know about you before posting with you: If you don't like natural hairy pussies, you're probably not going to like my stories. You've been warned.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first: If I have to choose only one, A Rose For Christmas has always been near and dear to my heart (and the reviews universally positive).
 
Lit Name : Legerdemer, or Mer
Alt's : one dead and gone, one comatose
Age : still young in my own mind :rolleyes:
Your Gender : female
Orientation : straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away): may as well be married
Occupation: curiouser and curioser
Link to Stories on Lit : see my sig below
Location : paradise on earth
Timezone : PST
Your SO if on Lit : ???
Political Affiliation : idiosyncratic liberal
Offline until notice : (off and on)
Your First Language : English has grown on me ;)
Cat or Dog Person : love & have both
What transition are undergoing? stuffing the genie back in the bottle
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) I welcome intelligent and literate conversations about writing and poetry; hold the sex chats.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Pandora's Panties; one of my favorite poems: Liebeslied
 
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Lit Name : Katiecat
Alt's : none on here
Age : old enough to be...your older sister. Maybe.
Your Gender : female
Orientation : straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : married
Occupation : office tech worker bee
Link to Stories on Lit : Katiecat's Tail...er...Tales
Location : Northern California -- where the girls are warm, according to Steve Miller
Timezone : PST
Your SO if on Lit : Demanding/Frogsoup (same guy, he had a minor existential crisis)
Political Affiliation : Democratic socialist hippie
Offline until notice : not sure what this means.
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Cats, definitely. I have a dog, too, but relate better to cats.
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Trying to figure out how to e-publish some of my stories for Kindle.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): I love funny, interesting, intelligent, friendly conversation -- not looking for a cyber hook up.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : A Gift For Her Teacher if you like sweet; Wild Cat if you prefer tart.
 
Older entry? Check your links.

I have just edited my entry.

I found that some of the internal links in Literotica didn't work because of the change from http to https.

You might want to check that any links still work. I'm going back to sort out jeanne_d_artois' entry.
 
Thanks Og.

Don't tell him, but:

I still have access to oggbashan's collection of feelthy pictures. I'm trying to keep them out of the hands of Fag-Ash_Lil. She'd trade anything for ciggies.
 
Did someone mention my name?

Jeanne's right. I'd do anything for ciggies, even work if anyone was stupid enough to employ me at my age and in my mental state.

But no one has offered since I messed up Bee-Wear's publicity stunt. :(
 
Lit Name : AlwaysHungry
Alt's : None
Age : older than I look
Your Gender : male
Orientation : straight
Status : straying
Occupation : musician/revolutionary
Link to Stories on Lit : right here
Location : West Coast
Timezone : See Above
Your SO if on Lit : ain't sayin'
Political Affiliation : FDR Democrat
Offline until notice : say what?
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : decidedly cat
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). He star'd at the Pacific — and all his men
Look'd at each other with a wild surmise —

What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less)
I would prefer that it be a surprise
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : perhaps my happiest poem
 
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Lit Name : PrincessMoonbeam
Alt's : None
Age : 26
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : (Just) Married
Occupation : Teacher
Link to Stories on Lit : not yet
Location : West
Timezone : PMT
Your SO if on Lit : not
Political Affiliation : pragmatic socialist
Offline until notice : not gone yet
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Cat
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). New husband, new job, moving across the country.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) I'm not looking for anything here but an avenue for storytelling.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : I don't have any stories yet, but I've got one in the works.
 
Lit Name : Learin, but you can call me Lee. :cattail:

Alt's : I tried to make a male alt. Still trying.

Age : *clears throat* 27

Your Gender : Female.

Orientation : Bi.

Status : Happily Married.

Occupation : Boring Office, but exciting job.

Link to Stories on Lit : Don't have one here, yet. But here's the link.

Location : Somewhere between here and there.

Timezone : Whichever matches my Location (See above).

Your SO if on Lit : He's not here, and that's not an invitation.

Political Affiliation : Left-wing Nymphomaniacs

Offline until notice : Unless I come anywhere near Lit Forums, I'm never going to know.

Your First Language : English.

Cat or Dog Person : Dog. Cats creep me out.

What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less) : Growing in my relationship and learning new things everyday.

What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) : I entertain douchebags and assholes. In my Ignore List.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Click the one with the highest score and proceed in descending order.
 
Lit Name: masterandmargarita
Alt's: none on Lit, Brixton and Vera Atwood in the world
Age: mid 30's
Your Gender: Male
Orientation: Straight
Status: married
Occupation: traveling business man
Link to Stories on Lit: https://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=1602870&page=submissions
Location: Chicago
Timezone: Central
Your SO if on Lit: we share this account
Political Affiliation: radical, independent
Offline until notice:
Your First Language: English
Cat or Dog Person: Dog
What transition are you undergoing? (20 words or less): swinger curious?
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): I am the one on the forums, Vera rarely logs in so hold the dick pics... or don't. :)

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first: https://www.literotica.com/s/treasure-beach-for-three
 
Nathan Brazil

Lit Name: Nathan_Brazil
Alt's: yes, but it doesn't come to the Board
Age: The Last Markovian
Your Gender: Male
Orientation: Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away): married
Occupation: Captain
Link to Stories on Lit: 'Ween Contest
Location: The Well
Timezone: PST
Political Affiliation: Social Democrat
Your First Language: Markovian
Cat or Dog Person: I knew a lady Centaur once
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less): I'm exploring a new hobby: writing
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): Corner person
 
Lit Name: AshenGirl
Alt's: n/a
Age: 19
Your Gender: Female
Orientation: Lesbian
Status: Single
Occupation: Student
Link to Stories on Lit: AshenGirl's stories
Location: n/a
Timezone: n/a
Your SO if on Lit: n/a
Political Affiliation: n/a
Offline until notice: n/a
Your First Language: English
Cat or Dog Person: I prefer people. :)
What transition are you undergoing?: I'm going through most of them, I'm still a heavily confused teenager, duh. :confused:
What should people know about you before posting with you: I'm a lesbian of the "femme" variety and I'm most probably way more perverted than you.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first: The Carrington Witch, full of lesbian magic horror, unrequited love and Freudian angst. ;)
 
Lit Name:NOIRTTRASH
Alt's: 5 or 6
Age: 66
Your Gender:male
Orientation: straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away): married
Occupation: retired
Link to Stories on Lit:
Location: Tampa, Florida
Timezone: EST
Political Affiliation: Fascist
Your First Language: English
Cat or Dog Person: dog person
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less): None
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less):I'm a psychopath with no criminal record.
 
Lit Name : Huck Pilgrim
Alt's : None
Age : 54
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Married
Occupation : Writer
Link to Stories on Lit : Huck's stories
Location : PNW
Timezone : PST
Your SO if on Lit : N/a
Political Affiliation : Left
Offline until notice :
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Dogs rule
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). The kids are leaving the nest soon. Trying to come up with an exit strategy from the work force. I'll probably be working for a long, long time.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less). Love to talk writing, especially craft issues.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Much of what I write is pure fiction, but these pieces are mostly true.
 
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Lit Name : SatinDreamGirl
Alt's : None
Age : 32
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Crooked
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Married
Occupation : College professor
Link to Stories on Lit : None yet but have great ambitions.
Location : Mid-west United States
Timezone : EST
Your SO if on Lit : No
Political Affiliation : Left
Offline until notice : In and out but generally here.
Your First Language : English (the proper kind from the UK)
Cat or Dog Person : Dog person. Cats are aliens.
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Joined Lit to explore the fantasies and desires I've had sort of on the shelf for those *special bubble bath afternoons*. I feel like I'm transitioning into a new sexual phase. My hubby is definitely undergoing a transition into a "sissy" phase that he's wanted since puberty and I'm helping him.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less). I appreciate and respond to people who take the time to say something meaningful and write well.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : The first one, whenever I get it written. ;)
 
Lit Name : wizardnin
Alt's : None
Age : 24
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Single
Occupation : lawyer
Link to Stories on Lit : None yet but have great ambitions.
Location : Delhi, India
Timezone : Ist
Your SO if on Lit : No
Political Affiliation : Liberal-Right
Offline until notice : In and out but generally here.
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : prefers Dog, but do not like either that well
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Transitioning from student to employee.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less). I would respond when ever I see them.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Hopefully the one I writes.
 
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