Can women not smell themselves!?

vibes · Feb 11, 2015

JohnnySavage said:
One of his ancestors invented menstruation.

As a form of customized breeding?

pointless · Feb 11, 2015

nah. they just got thirsty.

BotanyBoy · Feb 11, 2015

KinkyDaisy said:
I am one if those lucky gals who could run a marathon after i haven't showered in two days go rock climbing then get eaten at the precipice and garner rave reviews. Call it luck, good genetics, good normal hygiene I don't know .. It is what it is.

Riiight....and after 3 days in the bush my swampy ass smells of roses!!

Actually I smell better after about 3 weeks out in the bush. You go from being all sour/ripe to a mellow musk once you quit washing with soap and just go for sand scrubs in the creeks/rivers.

Wings said:
I've never been so happy to be over 6 feet tall in my life.

I too enjoy the height, but heat rises for real......breathe deep the lingering fog.

pointless · Feb 11, 2015

once when i was homeless i went two weeks without a shower. i knew i didn't smell great, but i had no idea just how not great i smelled until after i got out of that first shower in a forenight and smelled my clothes.

in the basement.

in the washer.

btw, thanks, lia. sorry i was such a douche.

Garnate · Feb 11, 2015

The OP's profile reads like SNL's "One-Dimensional Female Character From a Male Driven Comedy", which is awesomely hilarious.

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/8zljone-dimensional.jpg

JAMESBJOHNSON · Feb 11, 2015

JohnnySavage said:
One of his ancestors invented menstruation.

^^^^His mommy went to the shore, saw a strange goddamned creature washed up on the beach, and sat on it.

Tigersman · Feb 11, 2015

Smelly

The only time that I have noticed a smell coming from a woman is when she has too much perfume on and when she is on her period. Once I was looking through a two-way mirror at the hospital on the pedi unit when I smelled something really bad. I asked my wife if that was her. She said no but she thought it was another woman viewing her child. I had my wife walk away and sue enough the woman standing in front of me was the culprit. I do not mind a woman that is sweaty, a slight urine smell and the musky smell from being turned on but please, please go wash and change the pad or tampon.

Emerson40 · Feb 11, 2015

Two day protection, even when rock climbing and running marathons.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/053be61252b8545cb5731ec54a6b2f84/tumblr_n8ip811Rg91rbrhnko1_500.gif

I had always thought the ol' adage was:

If it smells like cologne,
Leave it alone.
If it smells like fish,
Have a dish.

Noor · Feb 11, 2015

Tigersman said:
The only time that I have noticed a smell coming from a woman is when she has too much perfume on and when she is on her period. Once I was looking through a two-way mirror at the hospital on the pedi unit when I smelled something really bad. I asked my wife if that was her. She said no but she thought it was another woman viewing her child. I had my wife walk away and sue enough the woman standing in front of me was the culprit. I do not mind a woman that is sweaty, a slight urine smell and the musky smell from being turned on but please, please go wash and change the pad or tampon.

After birth, smells are not unexpected.

Noor · Feb 11, 2015

I hate the smell of years of stale cigarettes and who knows what on people's clothes esp. coats.

dolf · Feb 11, 2015

Tigersman said:
The only time that I have noticed a smell coming from a woman is when she has too much perfume on and when she is on her period. Once I was looking through a two-way mirror at the hospital on the pedi unit when I smelled something really bad. I asked my wife if that was her. She said no but she thought it was another woman viewing her child. I had my wife walk away and sue enough the woman standing in front of me was the culprit. I do not mind a woman that is sweaty, a slight urine smell and the musky smell from being turned on but please, please go wash and change the pad or tampon.

you're a douchebag

Garnate · Feb 11, 2015

Tigersman said:
The only time that I have noticed a smell coming from a woman is when she has too much perfume on and when she is on her period. Once I was looking through a two-way mirror at the hospital on the pedi unit when I smelled something really bad. I asked my wife if that was her. She said no but she thought it was another woman viewing her child. I had my wife walk away and sue enough the woman standing in front of me was the culprit. I do not mind a woman that is sweaty, a slight urine smell and the musky smell from being turned on but please, please go wash and change the pad or tampon.

Right? Gross. Fuck the giant pad they give women after childbirth (because they bleed so fucking much), they should just shove half a box of tampons up their vag and change them every 30 minutes. I feel like you did this woman a disservice by not pointing out to her how gross she smelled, although she probably heard you discuss it with your wife. I mean, you went through all the trouble to ask your wife if it was her who smelled like ass and even had her walk away to prove she wasn't a filthy liar, you might as well have told the woman "Hey, when you've slowly shuffled back to your room you might want to take a shower. And maybe just don't have any more babies because that shit is nasty." I mean seriously, they have private bathrooms right there in their rooms. If you can finally get yourself out of bed and make it down the hall to see your new baby, you can take a fucking shower. Child birth is disgusting and you're in no way a complete asshole.

dolf · Feb 11, 2015

Garnate said:
Right? Gross. Fuck the giant pad they give women after childbirth (because they bleed so fucking much), they should just shove half a box of tampons up their vag and change them every 30 minutes. I feel like you did this woman a disservice by not pointing out to her how gross she smelled, although she probably heard you discuss it with your wife. I mean, you went through all the trouble to ask your wife if it was her who smelled like ass and even had her walk away to prove she wasn't a filthy liar, you might as well have told the woman "Hey, when you've slowly shuffled back to your room you might want to take a shower. And maybe just don't have any more babies because that shit is nasty." I mean seriously, they have private bathrooms right there in their rooms. If you can finally get yourself out of bed and make it down the hall to see your new baby, you can take a fucking shower. Child birth is disgusting and you're in no way a complete asshole.

I love you. and then I love you more.

unregistered · Feb 11, 2015

toubab · Feb 11, 2015

Tigersman said:
The only time that I have noticed a smell coming from a woman is when she has too much perfume on and when she is on her period. Once I was looking through a two-way mirror at the hospital on the pedi unit when I smelled something really bad. I asked my wife if that was her. She said no but she thought it was another woman viewing her child. I had my wife walk away and sue enough the woman standing in front of me was the culprit. I do not mind a woman that is sweaty, a slight urine smell and the musky smell from being turned on but please, please go wash and change the pad or tampon.

Ever thought about cutting a woman who just gave birth to a child a little slack? I mean, you were in a fucking hospital. Did you expect everything to smell like daisies?

Garnate · Feb 11, 2015

dolf said:
I love you. and then I love you more.

Jelly said:
Garnate, I've never been more attracted to you than I am right now after reading that. Time for another kidnapping...

This is so sudden........should I play it cool? I feel like I should play it cool but most of me just wants to take my clothes off and use you both as body pillows.

bronzeage · Feb 11, 2015

Tigersman said:
The only time that I have noticed a smell coming from a woman is when she has too much perfume on and when she is on her period. Once I was looking through a two-way mirror at the hospital on the pedi unit when I smelled something really bad. I asked my wife if that was her. She said no but she thought it was another woman viewing her child. I had my wife walk away and sue enough the woman standing in front of me was the culprit. I do not mind a woman that is sweaty, a slight urine smell and the musky smell from being turned on but please, please go wash and change the pad or tampon.

Yeah, having your wife walk away was a clever move. You know, just in case it was her, you wouldn't want to accuse the wrong person. Better to be certain about these things.

Fata Morgana · Feb 11, 2015

I think the daft cunt is sponsored by Fabreeze.

Garnate · Feb 11, 2015

Horgina Fortesque-Ramsbottom said:
I think the daft cunt is sponsored by Fabreeze.

Ahahahaaaaahaha

Emerson40 · Feb 11, 2015

Tigersman said:
The only time that I have noticed a smell coming from a woman is when she has too much perfume on and when she is on her period. Once I was looking through a two-way mirror at the hospital on the pedi unit when I smelled something really bad. I asked my wife if that was her. She said no but she thought it was another woman viewing her child. I had my wife walk away and sue enough the woman standing in front of me was the culprit. I do not mind a woman that is sweaty, a slight urine smell and the musky smell from being turned on but please, please go wash and change the pad or tampon.

This guy's ideal date description reads like a caregiver's report notes, after visiting a geriatric grump's shambly, smelly, single-wide in Florida.

Garnate · Feb 11, 2015

Emerson40 said:
This guy's ideal date description reads like a caregiver's report notes, after visiting a geriatric grump's shambly, smelly, single-wide in Florida.

Sooooooo, like, JBJ's caregiver report. That's what the guy is into? We should introduce them.

Lancecastor · Feb 11, 2015

Right on topic....

Woman Makes Yogurt From Her Vagina, Says it Tastes “Sour, Tangy, and Tingly”

http://uk.complex.com/pop-culture/2015/02/vagina-yogurt

Fata Morgana · Feb 11, 2015

Lancecastor said:
Right on topic....

http://uk.complex.com/pop-culture/2015/02/vagina-yogurt

Fucking hell! Mad cunt.

Pookie · Feb 11, 2015

Tathagata said:
Do you shit soft serve ice cream too?

Bwhahahaha!

doowdniw · Feb 11, 2015

Lancecastor said:
Right on topic....

http://uk.complex.com/pop-culture/2015/02/vagina-yogurt

Unless she's Greek, I'm not having it.

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