We Love You, Karen Kraft , but ...

Lancecastor · Oct 19, 2003

That was just another fake Playground story that was as obvious as the beak on your face.

pipercatt · Oct 19, 2003

Lancecastor said:
You've been fantasizing about me again, haven't you Pipercatt?

Come here and clean the vomit off my screen

Gusty Wind · Oct 19, 2003

Lancecastor said:
That was just another fake Playground story that was as obvious as the beak on your face.

Glad you here to kick the poof

Lancecastor · Oct 19, 2003

pipercatt said:
Come here and see where I squirted on my screen

You grrls in the east coast office all have that reaction to me.

A veritable dildo pumping orchestra, you all are.

Play it again, kitten.

pipercatt · Oct 19, 2003

Lancecastor said:
You grrls in the east coast office all have an allergic reaction to me.

A veritable coughing, sneezing, stuffy head, having to keep an shot of eppy around, because we can't afford to be caught unawares of your vile, vain, grouchy, orchestrated drama you so love to shove down everyone's gullet.

Tito, Pass me a tissue.

Lancecastor · Oct 19, 2003

You got that part right...I do want to shove it down your gullet, my vile steaming dicksnot seeping from all your cavities.

pipercatt · Oct 19, 2003

poor you.

Lancecastor · Oct 19, 2003

pipercatt said:
poor you.

Yeah, I guess you're right...ewww.

http://www.literotica.com/stories/data/photos/730/pipercatt_722423e369dca65d3a

Call Me Kevin · Oct 19, 2003

*&^*^*&^*&^

Queersetti · Oct 19, 2003

Oh boy. And I thought it was going to be another dull Sunday around here.

Cheyenne · Oct 19, 2003

Re: A Comment In Reply

Call Me Kevin said:
I do indeed have teenage interns, both male and female, and I keep my private and online interests separate from my office. Common sense would suggest that to attract unnecessary attention to one’s online and personal interests would be foolish. I doubt that any of the other attorneys who frequent Literotica download and printout interesting Literotica messages and leave the compilation in the waiting room.

You do? But how does that fit with offering Karen Kraft a position as an intern in your offices in California if she contacts you about it? Wouldn't that be mixing your Lit life with your real life and violating your "common sense" approach?

Remember what you said in your opening post to this thread?

Call Me Kevin said:
Here is reality: If I am still around when you finally become admitted to a law school, if indeed that is the choice you make, I would be happy to discuss an internship in one of my offices in California.

April · Oct 19, 2003

Queersetti said:
Oh boy. And I thought it was going to be another dull Sunday around here.

Not with Lance exhibiting hysteria all over the place. You never know just where he'll get all dramatic.

Lancecastor · Oct 19, 2003

Re: A Comment In Reply

Call Me Kevin said:
I offer the same advice to all young people who ask about career choices.

She asked?

Lasher · Oct 19, 2003

Neat.

I can't wait for the next act.

Queersetti · Oct 19, 2003

Lasher said:
Neat.

I can't wait for the next act.

It's Lance vs. Kevin in The Clash Of The Mid-Life Crises!

Lasher · Oct 19, 2003

Queersetti said:
It's Lance vs. Kevin in The Clash Of The Mid-Life Crises!

LOL... Nothing like watching two men wallowing in middle age fight for the soul of "girl" struggling to exit her pubescence!

April · Oct 19, 2003

Ya know, it's quite possible Kevin didn't mean it the way it came across. We're all rather jaded and suspicious around here. I'm just sayin', is all.

Pookie · Oct 19, 2003

Lasher said:
LOL... Nothing like watching two men wallowing in middle age fight for the soul of "girl" struggling to exit her pubescence!

This could get interesting. But I think I'll stick with being a "wrestling fan". Karen would want that.

Vixandra · Oct 19, 2003

Think this will make it into the movie?

pipercatt · Oct 19, 2003

Lancecastor said:
Yeah, I guess you're right...ewww.

I must not be young or skinny enough for your [sarcastic] refined [/sarcastic] tastes.

This must be my day!

Rambling Rose · Oct 19, 2003

Mebbe Kevin is Karen's alter ego. They both love to go on and on and on and on and on....

I'm going back to bed.

Lancecastor · Oct 19, 2003

pipercatt said:
I must not be young or skinny enough for you

You're right...I had you mixed up with one of the other piperchix here.

Guest · Oct 19, 2003

Lancecastor said:
That was just another fake Playground story that was as obvious as the beak on your face.

No shit.

Again, since you searched for truth on that thread, yet ignore the lies and inconsistencies in KK's story, that makes you a.... hypocrite member of the LitHagPatrol?

Lancecastor · Oct 19, 2003

storm1969 said:
No shit.

Again, since you searched for truth on that thread, yet ignore the lies and inconsistencies in KK's story, that makes you a.... hypocrite member of the LitHagPatrol?

Again...there was no search...ergo, ipso fatso, no inconsistency.

KK has a hot little body...but since she's removed all her pics, she's no more interesting to me at this point than SexyGirl...another grrl who really should post her shaven pelt pics here.

Guest · Oct 19, 2003

From that other thread...

Lancecastor said:
No media reports...no Usenet posts,

Lancecastor said:
Women hospitalized by stalkers that wind up dead make the news in Oregon.

Lancecastor said:
Example:

Man convicted of trying to kill Vista woman he wooed online

By Alex Roth
UNION-TRIBUNE STAFF WRITER
March 25, 2000

VISTA -- An Oregon man whose Internet romance with a Vista woman turned sour after he came for a visit and then attacked her was convicted of premeditated attempted murder yesterday.

Jurors found that Thomas Abney, 31, used a claw hammer and a steak knife in a May 12, 1999, attack that left Elizabeth Wadsworth, 44, unconscious and bleeding in her studio apartment.

http://www.whoishe.com/InTheNews/man_convicted_of_trying_to_kill_3_25_00.htm

Lancecastor said:
Another Oregon Example:

Man to face charges after attack on girlfriend

By RICK NEALE
Staff writer

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

BENTON TOWNSHIP -- Authorities are still looking for a Benton Township man they say sexually assaulted a woman, then severely beat her and tied her up Friday inside his Ohio 2 home.

Detectives believe Gregory P. Waite, 47, of 13180 Ohio 2 became enraged and attacked his 45-year-old girlfriend during a prolonged assault Thursday night and Friday morning. Waite nailed a rear door shut to prevent the woman from escaping the home, the Ottawa County Sheriff's Office reported.

http://www.portclintonnewsherald.com/news/stories/20031006/localnews/401393.html

This sure looks like you searched... a lot.

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