Is there anything good about growing old?

GimpyIntellect · Dec 9, 2014

I just heard on a Viagra ad that 50% of men over the age of 40 will suffer from erectile dysfunction.

I looked down at my penis and cried.

cjh · Dec 9, 2014

Those mobile carts you see on tv and in Walmart.

Clap-on, clap-off stuff.

GimpyIntellect · Dec 9, 2014

cjh said:
Those mobile carts you see on tv and in Walmart.

Clap-on, clap-off stuff.

Those things aren't really limited to the elderly, are they?

Balladeer08 · Dec 9, 2014

GimpyIntellect said:
I just heard on a Viagra ad that 50% of men over the age of 40 will suffer from erectile dysfunction.

I looked down at my penis and cried.

Somehow I suspect that wasn't the first time.

Que · Dec 9, 2014

Yes.

Coeds who either miss their daddy or have daddy issues.

Aphro · Dec 9, 2014

20 percent off discounts the second Tuesday of every month.

Senior bus passes.

Grey Power car insurance.

Socks with sandals and no one laughs at you.

Noor · Dec 9, 2014

You are calmer about somethings. You build relationships on more than just sex. You have hopefully gotten to a point where you can be patient and communicate when their are difficulties.
You realize your world is better when not governed solely by your genitalia.

GimpyIntellect · Dec 9, 2014

Balladeer08 said:
Somehow I suspect that wasn't the first time.

How dare you.

query said:
Yes.

Coeds who either miss their daddy or have daddy issues.

Girls with daddy issues are always a plus. Good call.

Aphroditiac said:
20 percent off discounts the second Tuesday of every month.

Senior bus passes.

Grey Power car insurance.

Socks with sandals and no one laughs at you.

Good stuff here.

I'm guessing the ability to wear my pants up to my nipples will be fun, too. My grandpa does that. He's adorable.

RobDownSouth · Dec 9, 2014

Balladeer08 said:
Somehow I suspect that wasn't the first time.

Okay, I admit it, I laughed out loud.

GimpyIntellect · Dec 9, 2014

Noor said:
You are calmer about somethings. You build relationships on more than just sex. You have hopefully gotten to a point where you can be patient and communicate when their are difficulties.

I've always had a calm, stoic demeanor.

Sometimes people have to check me for a pulse. In the midst of chaos, I'm as cool as a cucumber.

scrymettet · Dec 9, 2014

retirement

Colonel Hogan · Dec 9, 2014

GimpyIntellect said:
I just heard on a Viagra ad that 50% of men over the age of 40 will suffer from erectile dysfunction.

I looked down at my penis and cried.

ED is the least of your problems. Kidney or liver dysfunction, heart trouble, lung disease, and/or lower back or cervical problems are far worse.

The old joke about "I've fallen and I can't get up" loses all of its humor the first time you bend down to pick up something you dropped and find you can't get back up.

If you are a young or even a middle aged person in good health I can't urge you enough to embark upon a permanent exercise program that addresses every joint and muscle in your body. Getting fit and keeping it is far easier in your youth than neglecting yourself for 30 years and trying to get it back.

rimmy · Dec 9, 2014

Noor said:
You are calmer about somethings. You build relationships on more than just sex. You have hopefully gotten to a point where you can be patient and communicate when their are difficulties.
You realize your world is better when not governed solely by your genitalia.

All good choices, I'd add the ability to see things more clearly for what they are.

rimmy · Dec 9, 2014

Balladeer08 said:
Somehow I suspect that wasn't the first time.

funny stuff /al pacino

cjh · Dec 9, 2014

GimpyIntellect said:
Those things aren't really limited to the elderly, are they?

Strictly speaking, no.

Practically speaking, I hope so.

pink · Dec 9, 2014

My knees kill me.

I am older, wiser and sexier and more whorish. Despite these wonderful qualities, I am also more choosey.

GimpyIntellect · Dec 9, 2014

Colonel Hogan said:
ED is the least of your problems. Kidney or liver dysfunction, heart trouble, lung disease, and/or lower back or cervical problems are far worse.

The old joke about "I've fallen and I can't get up" loses all of its humor the first time you bend down to pick up something you dropped and find you can't get back up.

If you are a young or even a middle aged person in good health I can't urge you enough to embark upon a permanent exercise program that addresses every joint and muscle in your body. Getting fit and keeping it is far easier in your youth than neglecting yourself for 30 years and trying to get it back.

Good post.

Laurel should look into stickying this.

But wait, who's Ed? Just kidding.

GimpyIntellect · Dec 9, 2014

pink said:
My knees kill me.

I am older, wiser and sexier and more whorish. Despite these wonderful qualities, I am also more choosey.

Can you really be more whorey AND choosy?

I think that goes against the entire concept.

rimmy · Dec 9, 2014

GimpyIntellect said:
Can you really be more whorey AND choosy?

I think that goes against the entire concept.

She more choosey about who she plays with but more whorey, or whorier if you want, when she's with them.

cjh · Dec 9, 2014

GimpyIntellect said:
Can you really be more whorey AND choosy?

I think that goes against the entire concept.

Absolutely.

You can learn to abandon inhibitions and decide who gets the benefit of that.

GimpyIntellect · Dec 9, 2014

rimmy said:
She more choosey about who she plays with but more whorey, or whorier if you want, when she's with them.

Ass-to-mouth is in play?

Is that what you're saying?

Killswitch · Dec 9, 2014

It's a ways off but I'm not ashamed to admit I am looking forward to medicare.

Especially after getting hosed on Obamadeal.

pink · Dec 9, 2014

GimpyIntellect said:
Can you really be more whorey AND choosy?

I think that goes against the entire concept.

I can absolute be be whorey and choosey. I just don't be a whore with every Tom, Dick and Harry. It's got to be someone very domineering who pisses on me.

GimpyIntellect · Dec 9, 2014

Aaron Rodgers seems to be getting better with age.

Killswitch · Dec 9, 2014

pink said:
I can absolute be be whorey and choosey. I just don't be a whore with every Tom, Dick and Harry. It's got to be someone very domineering who pisses on me.

That gets easier as you get older too, especially in the middle of the night.

Is there anything good about growing old?

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