Fata Morgana
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Sex is dirty and evil.
Women Don't Like Sex!!!!!!!
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StrayKat
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You watch out Mister, some day I am gonna fly over that pond and call you out on all the showers you offered. And some pizza....
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girlsmiley
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Heh. I made a little study of marriage guides after stumbling a small collection of them at the library a few years ago.
Right. The Mary|Mary dichotomy again.
Thanks!
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I have that! it was reprinted as a little book, as a joke. I love that book.
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This thread needs more sex.
Monica_112
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Story of my life
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This sex needs more thread!
parodyluvr75
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I know. It's horrible and I don't like it.
Bahaha!
Yep, it's yucky.
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Nice. I had forgotten about BNW.
I took it as a reference to Monarch/MK ULTRA sex kitten programming.
girlsmiley
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Lol! Tell us more.
I was only joking.
Sex is yum. I could show you if you want.
bronzeage
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When a woman says, "I don't ever want to get married," what she means is, I don't want to marry anyone I know right now.
When a woman says "I don't like sex," what she means is, "I don't like sex with you."
Of course, some women want to spare a man's feelings and insist they don't like sex with anyone, but who believes that kind of bullshit?
When a woman says "I don't like sex," what she means is, "I don't like sex with you."
Of course, some women want to spare a man's feelings and insist they don't like sex with anyone, but who believes that kind of bullshit?
nowisthetime
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To make their partner happy and make them feel good. Men are sensitive about their skills in bed.
Simone808619
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Wow just read that. I am dumbfounded. What an awful existence.
bronzeage
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Orgasms are faked for two reasons, first to spare the guy's feelings, and second to make him stop.
Men fake orgasms, too. There are some women who are so proud of their kegels, they just don't want to stop until they've proved they can milk a cock twice, maybe a third time. That's great the first time, and the second is good, but sometimes the third ones just not worth it.
parodyluvr75
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Lol! Tell us more.
I was only joking.
Sex is yum. I could show you if you want.
I was joking too, tempting chicky.
StrayKat
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I dislike lying. Especially if I care about someone.
I dont think male ego is that fragile and I sure wouldnt want to be with a man whose ego is so fragile I would have to lie to him in bed.
bronzeage
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Young women fake orgasms because they think there is something wrong with them. After years of satisfying masturbation, the sudden appearance of another body in bed can be a real distraction.
cowslinger64
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Nice generalization you got goin there...and complete crap too.
Lots of women in their 40s cant suck cock to save their lives yanno..
nowisthetime
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Nice generalization you got goin there...and complete crap too.
Lots of women in their 40s cant suck cock to save their lives yanno..
Some folks here are so testy. I should have made it clear this is how many folks think, it's not law. I was giving an answer as to why some women may lie about an orgasm. Not sure why you are harping on my ass right now, does it mean I think the same way? No!
Your response about dick sucking is way out in the left field!
Not sure what is your fucking problem?
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cowslinger64
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How many guys have you slept with? There's gotta be a hundred million in this country alone. Ridiculous generalizations are better off kept to yourself if you don't wish to be called on them.
THAT...is my fuckin problem.
I wasn't being testy...you said something ridiculous and got called on it. I see you do it to the right wing nut jobs all the time.. which I often agree with. This time, not so much.
nowisthetime
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What is so wrong about what I said? This is how some women think. I gave an answer to the question, not sure why you are acting like you have a stick up your ass right now.
There ARE women that feel that way, do I agree, NO!
So back the fuck off my ass!
