dchockeyman
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You're hired. Only requirements are that you wear skirts and no panties...
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You're hired. Only requirements are that you wear skirts and no panties...
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BradBigBrain
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Depends...do you take Dicktation? Are you good at Oral presentations? Would you want to work under me? Would you be able to work long and hard? Would you be able to take frequent business trips where because of budgetary concerns we'd have to share a hotel room?
If you've answered yes or even thought about answering yes to any of these questions, then you're hired.
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PrettyKitty10
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Oh GOD...I feel a rant coming on. I best log off. 
coacheric
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Oh GOD...I feel a rant coming on. I best log off.
OH great, kitty's about to get even more sexy with a rant!!
Why don't you just come over here and let me get you off instead of logging off
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PrettyKitty10
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Um, yes and yes and yes. Oh and yes and yes.
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PrettyKitty10
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OH great, kitty's about to get even more sexy with a rant!!
Why don't you just come over here and let me get you off instead of logging off
That might help...
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DashingDeviant
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And yes. Don't forget that.
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PrettyKitty10
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coacheric
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That might help...
Thought it might. I'll take control while you just enjoy....don't worry, it will only hurt in a good way!!
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DashingDeviant
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*fistpump*
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PrettyKitty10
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This is not my rant....I mean it kind of is...but it's not. When I came back last time I had this sort of "fuck off" thing going on. IDK...I don't even understand myself sometimes. I just go with it. I had a lot of personal shit going on and I was depressed about the holidays and whatever...
Now I'm nicer. Flirtier. And it's definitely making my inbox "interesting" to say the least.
All I'm gonna say is...if you want to say something for shock value. You won't get a response from me, all you'll get is blocked. Please be able to form complete thoughts if you want a response. Ain't nobody got time for that...If you want a certain image or video...go fucking find it yourself. Like I'm so fucking hard up to get you off that I'll fish through all my posts to find one thing. Fuck off.
Don't make me go back into bitch mode...it's not fun for anyone.
Now I'm nicer. Flirtier. And it's definitely making my inbox "interesting" to say the least.
All I'm gonna say is...if you want to say something for shock value. You won't get a response from me, all you'll get is blocked. Please be able to form complete thoughts if you want a response. Ain't nobody got time for that...If you want a certain image or video...go fucking find it yourself. Like I'm so fucking hard up to get you off that I'll fish through all my posts to find one thing. Fuck off.
Don't make me go back into bitch mode...it's not fun for anyone.
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BradBigBrain
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All right...you're hire. When can you start? I've got a lot of work for you.
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DashingDeviant
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Are you sure that you aren't here to get me off?
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PrettyKitty10
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And also...if I say no to something or refuse a request. It means NO. Don't push the issue! I feel like this needs to be an audio rant...
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PrettyKitty10
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Inspirinious
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We certainly don't want you back in bitch mode. But part of what makes your thread interesting and unique is that besides your fabulous photos, you have a certain attitude about life, and about your 'life' on Literotica. You are entertaining and fun, in addition to being fucking sexy and erotic.
Thank you for being you.
iron_man200033
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Oh totally!! But you have to come dressed like THAT everyday to work ( company protocol you see
) And secondly you should have no issues with working directly "Under" me !!Hope you're having a great weekend Wonder Woman. And don't let those assholes get to you. We dont want kitty going into bitch mode now do we
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PrettyKitty10
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I don't mean to scare people off from talking to me! I'm nice, and fun and I love to get to know new people.
But please remember that I am a human being. I am ultimately here for myself, no one else.
And though I do identify as maybe 80% submissive...it's by CHOICE. Not because I'm weak ... which all the little wanna be Doms seem to think that submissives are easily influenced or seduced by their "presence". NO. I have to let you into my head to let you get me there.
Messaging me and saying "I know what you want, slut" ain't gettin the panties wet, let me tell you.
GAWD I'm getting all worked up now.
But please remember that I am a human being. I am ultimately here for myself, no one else.
And though I do identify as maybe 80% submissive...it's by CHOICE. Not because I'm weak ... which all the little wanna be Doms seem to think that submissives are easily influenced or seduced by their "presence". NO. I have to let you into my head to let you get me there.
Messaging me and saying "I know what you want, slut" ain't gettin the panties wet, let me tell you.
GAWD I'm getting all worked up now.
Prince Albert
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I was thinking of the hottest "peep, I ever saw!!Color copies of a set from the other day. It was suggested to me that I name these Christ on a cracker...so...here you go. I have plans this morning...be back later
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PrettyKitty10
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Awwwww DaddyPA...nice to see you!!!!!!! I haven't talked to you in so long! Nothing new though....same ole same ole
Oh totally!! But you have to come dressed like THAT everyday to work ( company protocol you see
Hope you're having a great weekend Wonder Woman. And don't let those assholes get to you. We dont want kitty going into bitch mode now do we
Well well...look what the cat dragged in. How are you love? No...I don't want to be bitchy. Ima go play Grand Theft Auto and get over myself.
We certainly don't want you back in bitch mode. But part of what makes your thread interesting and unique is that besides your fabulous photos, you have a certain attitude about life, and about your 'life' on Literotica. You are entertaining and fun, in addition to being fucking sexy and erotic.
Thank you for being you.
Thank you doll...
And I keep telling you that angry only makes you even more sexy!!
You might be as weird as me.
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DashingDeviant
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I don't mind you being a bitch. Its always made our sex better.
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BradBigBrain
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If you're 80% submissive, then I'm defo gonna be a little wanna be Dom.
I like it when you get all worked up.
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PrettyKitty10
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Some oldies I ran across cleaning out my files. Again...NO REBLOGGING THE FACE in comments. PLEASE.
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