OOC: Team of Misfits

I think I can maybe roll with this, but I am seriously bored....so I'm going to ask outright. Does anybody want to do a roleplay? it could be a shoot off from this story or something a bit more private.I know I'm not the best candidate, but I am going to die of boredom during work, it would be nice to have a game to play when break time came around.


Edit: Kit is curled up on the floor, sleeping where Sparks was before She left.

I'm totally fine with it.

Also, I plan on it AON. I decided to tell my boss to go fuck himself, and give me the week off. I calculated how many hours I have worked for him and how little I've been paid, and I've literally built up over a month of overtime with no pay. Which technically he can't do, but we came to the agreement a long time ago that he wouldn't pay overtime and if I get sick I could have a full paid day of leave. No matter how many sick days I take, as long as I've worked more hours than what the sick leave would cost him.

Well Bow will be where he's been since the party started, in the crawlspace, maintaining his beloved Bertha and most probably ogling naked gun pics

Well rest up, buddyman. We need some Jenkins and squirrel tits. Can't have you dying on us.

Trust me. The OOC is very restful.

And why do I have a feeling you only care about on of those. And my roommate is laughing her ass off about what I just wrote.

I need one of those. A cute female roommate.
I'm going to be bored to death now. If anybody wants to be a roommate then pm me.

Kit the only reason she agreed to live with me is because she's a lesbian and most of my dates are men these days.

Then go find me a lesbian girl. I have a girlfriend I ain't planning on finding a new one.

Riiiiiight. Because I knooooooow sooooooo many.

Actually now that I think about it, I am one of the 'girls' now a days and I mostly hangout with her female friends, who got on every level of the Kinsley scale.

My roommate is now telling me we obviously have to hang out less.

/me when your friend is looking over your shoulder because she's concerned about you only to make snarky comments.

Let's see, my girlfriend is non-existent, everybody believes that my best friend is my wife, my best friend thinks that I'm the only guy who would never make advances on her because I'm too much of a gentleman, the only way for me to find a female that is remotely interested in me is through RPing with her...yup I have a lovely life

Reminds me. Need to grab my roommates rent. I swear she earns more than me but it's a hassle to collect from her.

What are friends for if not to make snarky comments?

Apparently taking you out for a massage.

I just had one of the greatest massages in life.

did it have a 'Happy Ending' LOL

Now that is a friend. Very nice.

No.

But I'm pretty sure I came close and the masseuse didn't even touch my groin.

Dat's a good massage. Jelly.

Yep. I even got a coupon that if I have ten massages, I get one free.

And since my roomie decided to bring five friends along, I got seven of them knocked off already.

AON IS COMING BACK SOON!!!!!!

My child-like enthusiasm is slowly returning.

Yay!!

Ruby's profile is completely done. Here's the first half of her profile, and I give her an excuse for why she would hang out with the team a lot.

Also I don't know why I keep on making her background story sadder and sadder. I must love torturing my characters.
Name:

Ruby Smit

Age:

18

Race:

Mutated Were-Squirrel

Known Background:

Ruby Smit was born as the child of Captain Jeffrey Jenkins and Caroline Smit. She is not aware of who her father is, except for the fact that he raped her mother and is a ‘very bad man’. The father figure in her life is Leftenant Lawrence Jenkins. She is one of four people who get to call him Lawrence, the other three being her biological father, her mother, and her grandmother. Though she has long suspected actually being related to the Jenkins family (if one was to ignore the furry squirrel bits she is almost a spitting image of Lilith Jenkins, (her grandmother), she has no proof.

For her whole life she has been a mixture of squirrel and human. As such she has spent most of her life worshiping the Mutants that became heroes. As she grew up genetic mutations became her field of study. Hours of study and reading scientific papers on the subject has only inflamed her passions for the sciences. While Lawrence and Caroline have worried about her interests, seeing as how her father was interested in the similar subject (which led to the rape of Caroline), they have not discouraged her interest in the subject, though they have made sure she gets proper instruction in the ethics of scientific study.

She finished third in her high school class, and is currently attending the local college. It’s far enough away from her mother for her to have independence, but close enough for Lawrence to come to her rescue should something happen. Her mother, worried about what her father might do if he is still alive, considered this an acceptable compromise to locking Ruby in her room and never letting her out of sight ever again.

Currently she is studying pre-med with the hopes of becoming a doctor.

Random facts about her and her family:

She loves ‘Uncle Lawrence’ with all of her heart.

Leftenant Jenkins loves her with the fierceness of a mother bear.

Every time she calls him uncle breaks his heart.

Leftenant Jenkins is in love with Caroline Smit.

Caroline Smit knows.

Source of Power:

Her mother was a Mutated Were-Squirrel and passed the genetic code down to her child.

Abilities:

Genius level intellect and a gifted medical practitioner. She’s also completely adorable.

Appearance: http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/014/4/5/mike_debalfo_squirrel_girl_promo_by_splicer-d4mbxa8.jpg

I just had a moment of inspiration.


What if every character knew each other? Not just in the present, but for instance, Kit has been alive for at least four hundred years. Maybe he, in his human form, served under Jenkins? Kayne is a vampire. She must have met some people. Portal and roni...is it Roni? Would be difficult to explain, but I think you get my point.

What if each and everyone of us knew each other in a past life, but didn't remember. It would make for an interesting story at some point when people would be digging through ugh our memories.

It's possible.

I mean we will have to give it some more meat, but it's a good starting point.

It would also explain why he can only see Kit as a plush toy. Because he has some mental block on knowing Kit.

Also ZOMBIE CYBORGS

Also known as Cybermen.

Weeping angels next!

Maybe Jenkins was told that Kit never existed, so he blocked out anything thug he knew was Kit.

No. Obviously Kit fell through a crack in the wall, but being immortal he survived. But Jenkins forgot and time line shit.

And Katt, where is Roni, Ruby is going to jump her.