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AngelGirl25

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Go on- it can be anything... and you don't even have to give the answer.

For me- its being asked for ID- I've been over 18 for 7 years now- can I help it if I have a baby face? Its even worse because most of my friends are older- so it just highlights the age difference at the beginning of most evenings out.

Yes its a tame ask- but I thought I'd wait and see how brave people got before I bared my soul...
 
Are those really your breasts?

Are those really your teeth?

No, really what is your age?
 
"Do Jews celebrate the 4th of July/Thanksgiving/Memorial Day??"
 
k¡tty said:
"Why are you getting a divorce?"
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Yeah, that one sucks.

answer:

None of your beeswax.

or

He's a talking, walking dick. (everyone knows what that is!)

or

None of your beeswax!
 
Do your kids all have the same dad? :rolleyes:

And just for the record - YES! :rose:
 
"Hey are those 59 other people with Angel in their name you?"
 
"Do you act your age?"

Who assigns these rôles, anyway?

Oh yeah, nice shoes. ;)
 
AngelGirl25 said:
For me- its being asked for ID- I've been over 18 for 7 years now- can I help it if I have a baby face? Its even worse because most of my friends are older- so it just highlights the age difference at the beginning of most evenings out.
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Ugh, same here.
It gets so annoying when people ask what high school I attend instead of college. :rolleyes:

Question for you, (or anyone else on the board), how do you deal when clients at work ask your age? It's happened to me more than once. I don't want to be rude to them, but if I'm competent, what business is it of theirs? Have you ever come across this situation? If so, how did you respond? Is there a nice way to do so (without getting fired)? :cool:
 
Do these pants make my ass look big ??

Ask me no questions I'll tell you no lies........;)
 
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Mona said:

Question for you, (or anyone else on the board), how do you deal when clients at work ask your age? It's happened to me more than once. I don't want to be rude to them, but if I'm competent, what business is it of theirs? Have you ever come across this situation? If so, how did you respond? Is there a nice way to do so (without getting fired)? :cool:
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I grew facial hair. But I'm thinking that probably wouldn't be an option for a woman unless she worked for a circus.
 
Went into the store yesterday - got into the checkout line. An 80-odd year old man was in front of me.

"You're a handsome young man."

Thanks.

"You're a nice young man as well."

I don't like where this is going...

"And I trust you're a Christian?"

bingo.

"Nope". And then, a couple beckoned to me that their checkout line was moving faster, so I split. I love being saved by the metaphorical bell.
 
I would have to say....

"What are you thinking?"

If I intended what is in my brain to leak out, I'd open my mouth....
 
Tungwagger said:
I would have to say....

"What are you thinking?"

If I intended what is in my brain to leak out, I'd open my mouth....
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That question is a trap.

If a woman asks you that (and they do all the time with me), one answer I've learned not to give is "nothing". You're being too quiet for her. Truth is, sometimes I'm being quiet `cause I'm thinking about what it'd be like to give her a rim job. I think even this is a better answer than "nothing".
 
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ExLimey said:
I grew facial hair. But I'm thinking that probably wouldn't be an option for a woman unless she worked for a circus.
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No facial hair for me.
I like to be smooth.
 
"Don't you know what causes that yet?" (in reference to having so many kids so young) my response: eating jellybeans and reading the TV Guide at the same time.

"Isn't that unnatural?" Not any more unnatural than believeing anything written down a thousand and some years ago and translated a couple of hundred different ways.

"You need some help with that (when it's obvious something is nearly done or no problem at all)?" Uh, no. Just because i'm a little bitty thing does not mean i'm weak or incompetent, thankyouverymuch.
 
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