What does your handwriting look like?

Does anyone know why Sean just posted a weird picture of lines and squiggles that don't seem to mean anything? :confused:
 
Does anyone know why Sean just posted a weird picture of lines and squiggles that don't seem to mean anything? :confused:
It looks like it begins, "This is how bad my urine is..." but I can't make out the rest.
 
For fuck sake. I nearly hit that with a shoe.

Bwahahahaha! OMG, you just made me squirt coffee out of my nose, you cunt.

Also, I may adore you and Phelia, but I am not, REPEAT, I am NOT shaving my balls in order to write your names on my sack. Just scratch it off your wishlist right now.
 
Well fuck you with your oneupmanship in this thread. Right now I'm shaving my fucking head just like Demi did in G.I.Vagina (yes I'm even wearing army fatigues) and when I'm done I'm going to write the lyrics to the second verse of Downeaster Alexa on my shiny, bald pate.

Then I'm going to stuff a cushion with my hair, get Laurel to do some fancy cunt tapestry on it and post to Indie. He can then chuck out his year old wank sock and give that some hammer.
 
Well fuck you with your oneupmanship in this thread. Right now I'm shaving my fucking head just like Demi did in G.I.Vagina (yes I'm even wearing army fatigues) and when I'm done I'm going to write the lyrics to the second verse of Downeaster Alexa on my shiny, bald pate.

Then I'm going to stuff a cushion with my hair, get Laurel to do some fancy cunt tapestry on it and post to Indie. He can then chuck out his year old wank sock and give that some hammer.

I.can't.breathe.from.laughing.so.fucking.hard.right.now.

Holy fuck. Call the paramedics, please. I'm having a coughing fit.
 
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Well fuck you with your oneupmanship in this thread. Right now I'm shaving my fucking head just like Demi did in G.I.Vagina (yes I'm even wearing army fatigues) and when I'm done I'm going to write the lyrics to the second verse of Downeaster Alexa on my shiny, bald pate.

Then I'm going to stuff a cushion with my hair, get Laurel to do some fancy cunt tapestry on it and post to Indie. He can then chuck out his year old wank sock and give that some hammer.

You wrote on your thigh. :kiss:

That beats... well, whatever the hell this is.
 
Couldn't be bothered writing something new, so here's the shopping list I wrote last night...
 
This is my self-portrait. Before you ask, yes I do love triangle cut dresses and have a variety of hearts and stars floating around me.
 
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