Open the pod bay doors, HAL

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Ticking

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• Feb 1, 2013

• #1

Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?

HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.

Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Dave Bowman: What's the problem?

HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?

HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

 

Lancecastor

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• Feb 1, 2013

• #2

(knock)

Chong: Who is it?
Cheech: Dave, man, open up
Chong: Dave?
Cheech: Ya, Dave, c'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me

Chong: Dave's not here
Cheech: No, man, I'm Dave, man
Hey, c'mon, man

Chong: Who is it?
Cheech: It's Dave, man, will you open up? I got the stuff with me

Chong: Who?
Cheech: Dave, man, open up
Chong: Dave?
Cheech: Ya, Dave
Chong: Dave's not here

 

LiFeNdEaTh

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• Feb 1, 2013

• #3

tony has gone wild!

 

Tryharder62

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• Feb 1, 2013

• #4

Is it multiple personalities? Does he forget who he is yet remember lit and the pictures he likes?

 

LiFeNdEaTh

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• Feb 1, 2013

• #5

Tryharder62 said:

Is it multiple personalities? Does he forget who he is yet remember lit and the pictures he likes?

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exactly..

 

phrodeau

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• Feb 1, 2013

• #6

How many Lancecastor alts does one board need?

 

Sienna

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• Feb 7, 2013

• #7

Is this thread for real?

HAL, open the doors for fucksake, I need to pee... NOW!!

 

Sienna

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• Apr 17, 2013

• #8

Including... YOUR 8o's & 7o's REQUESTS
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cleaver

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• Apr 17, 2013

• #9

ok sienna.
you are a twat.

i don't write much anymore,
but you need to hear how much of a twat you make yourself to be....

most here come here knowing how to read.
they read you hon.
worry not, your mundane mindblast!

radio? really?

rally some special, ya!

you're nowhere near worth dave bowman...
and you already know this.

you've no lifeline away.
charlatan!

 

Sienna

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• Apr 17, 2013

• #10

cleaver said:

ok sienna.
you are a twat.

i don't write much anymore,
but you need to hear how much of a twat you make yourself to be....

most here come here knowing how to read.
they read you hon.
worry not, your mundane mindblast!

radio? really?

rally some special, ya!

you're nowhere near worth dave bowman...
and you already know this.

you've no lifeline away.
charlatan!

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Bless you cleaver for those thoughtful words and my description. I think you secretly have fallen in love with me

 

blulilacgrl

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• Apr 17, 2013

• #11

cleaver said:

ok sienna.
you are a twat.

i don't write much anymore,
but you need to hear how much of a twat you make yourself to be....

most here come here knowing how to read.
they read you hon.
worry not, your mundane mindblast!

radio? really?

rally some special, ya!

you're nowhere near worth dave bowman...
and you already know this.

you've no lifeline away.
charlatan!

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You don't write much? Perhaps that is a good thing.