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blobfish · Jun 29, 2012

theault_b said:
Yeah. What she says!

You've seen those crevasses - out on the ice? Deep fuckers with ridiculous drops through jagged chasms? Endless "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhayeeeeeeeees"? All cold and seer and shit? So cold that when one's falling and screaming their breath leaves a vapour trail and that's the last thing anyone viewing from home on their idiot box of choice ever sees?

Well, those crevasses look no more than ass cracks on the level.

And on the level... there's an asshatfull of insane on the deep side of the ass crack.

You make me look normal.

butters · Jun 29, 2012

blobfish said:
You make me look normal.

perspective is everything

well, except for the trapdoor troll who lives at the bottom of the crack awaiting fallees

blobfish · Jun 29, 2012

chipbutty said:
perspective is everything

well, except for the trapdoor troll who lives at the bottom of the crack awaiting fallees

Busybody?

butters · Jun 29, 2012

blobfish said:
Busybody?

mind his liddle hooves and big bad mouth

blobfish · Jun 29, 2012

chipbutty said:
mind his liddle hooves and big bad mouth

I think he's a girl.

butters · Jun 29, 2012

blobfish said:
I think he's a girl.

he is an irrelevance

a glitch

a blip

nothing that can't be ignored so long as you don't step in it

blobfish · Jun 29, 2012

chipbutty said:
he is an irrelevance

a glitch

a blip

nothing that can't be ignored so long as you don't step in it

He sure is weird.

semen4her · Jun 29, 2012

blobfish said:
Your writing sucks more than Coach's. Any cuntmuffin that would name himself "semen4her" must be a shit writer.

Here's the thing, potsie.

I never claimed to be a writer.

I did not come here to learn how to write.

I learned all that in school, in both french and english.

You may take coach's cock out of your mouth any time now.

theault_b · Jun 29, 2012

blobfish said:
You make me look normal.

chipbutty said:
perspective is everything

well, except for the trapdoor troll who lives at the bottom of the crack awaiting fallees

Again... list' to the poetess. I'm as normal as they come, just stranger than some. The "ess" part of the above will be misunderstood - which is how I tend to set things. The troll at the bottom of the chasm isn't any of the usual suspects - though I'll still waste good money betting on a few of them - just to say I did. Who were you once?

I'm not buying the lurk to learn to playa... y'know?

blobfish · Jun 29, 2012

semen4her said:
Here's the thing, potsie.

I never claimed to be a writer.

I did not come here to learn how to write.

I learned all that in school, in both french and english.

You may take coach's cock out of your mouth any time now.

Nah, I hate Coach also. The hate sex is nice, but he's ugly as fuck.

blobfish · Jun 29, 2012

theault_b said:
Again... list' to the poetess. I'm as normal as they come, just stranger than some. The "ess" part of the above will be misunderstood - which is how I tend to set things. The troll at the bottom of the chasm isn't any of the usual suspects - though I'll still waste good money betting on a few of them - just to say I did. Who were you once?

I'm not buying the lurk to learn to playa... y'know?

Do you smoke it or eat it?

theault_b · Jun 29, 2012

blobfish said:
Do you smoke it or eat it?

As if either were preferable to the other. Blue pill - Red pill? Eat Me is what's written on the muffin in the story, Bob. Marley took it in the airs. Does it matter?

Point is that there are thousands of ways to wank here. As long as you keep the wanking interesting, they'll watch and respond. To be a freak show takes a bit more persistence. That's all. This, and a couple of other vital bits are all written longhand on the other side of the entrance portal. I go back from time to time for a refresher. Smoke or eat..... please!

blobfish · Jun 29, 2012

theault_b said:
As if either were preferable to the other. Blue pill - Red pill? Eat Me is what's written on the muffin in the story, Bob. Marley took it in the airs. Does it matter?

Point is that there are thousands of ways to wank here. As long as you keep the wanking interesting, they'll watch and respond. To be a freak show takes a bit more persistence. That's all. This, and a couple of other vital bits are all written longhand on the other side of the entrance portal. I go back from time to time for a refresher. Smoke or eat..... please!

That's freaky, man. Reminds me of the tit tat of Kerouac's typewriter pound pounding on the freaky scroll, man.

O-dad's Medium · Jun 29, 2012

The air in here may attract narcotics officers...

RoryN · Jun 29, 2012

blobfish said:
I hope you're not accusing an innocent man of being racist.

What innocent man?

coachdb18 · Jun 30, 2012

Literotica is the only place I can think of where you could throw in a dictionary and slam the door, and without further direction on what to do with it, the assholes running this place would put it over a fire and try and eat it!

Quoll · Jun 30, 2012

coachdb18 said:
Failure to thrive? And another mindnumbing attempt at the written word on this porn site goes into the 'never to be bothered again' file....

Actually I was referring to these.

http://twitter.com/coachdb18

http://www.socialguide.com/tw/CoachDB18

http://topsy.com/twitter/coachdb18

http://es.favstar.fm/users/CoachDB18

http://www.usacarry.com/forums/politics/21239-reason-obama-elected.html#post249989

That you coach?

In light of recent events in the states you really should have a think about that user name.

Lorilei · Jun 30, 2012

Quoll said:
Actually I was referring to these.

http://twitter.com/coachdb18

http://www.socialguide.com/tw/CoachDB18

http://topsy.com/twitter/coachdb18

http://es.favstar.fm/users/CoachDB18

http://www.usacarry.com/forums/politics/21239-reason-obama-elected.html#post249989

That you coach?

In light of recent events in the states you really should have a think about that user name.

Quoting just because.

Quoll · Jun 30, 2012

coachdb18 said:
[Spamming, bumping, posting same content to multiple locations, and screen-stretching to disrupt the forum is prohibited per our forum guidelines.] - Last Warning

Heh!!

cjh · Jun 30, 2012

Quoll said:
Heh!!

What in the fuck did he post?

And why did his parents give him that first name? Might as well be Egbert.

theault_b · Jun 30, 2012

cjh said:
What in the fuck did he post?

And why did his parents give him that first name? Might as well be Egbert.

I wondered what would happen to all the Millennium Survivalists once humanity had established breakout from the beach head of the 2000s... Daryl from Apex seems to have found a neat though crusty niche.

Sean · Jun 30, 2012

cjh said:
What in the fuck did he post?

And why did his parents give him that first name? Might as well be Egbert.

Some shit about Obamacare being a tax. He posted it in just about every thread on the front page.

Johnny_Ray_Wilson · Jun 30, 2012

cjh said:
What in the fuck did he post?

And why did his parents give him that first name? Might as well be Egbert.

I suppose we may never know. The forum guidelines seem to be a matter of personal opinion.

Lorilei · Jun 30, 2012

Johnny_Ray_Wilson said:
I suppose we may never know. The forum guidelines seem to be a matter of personal opinion.

Not really. Spamming is against forum guidelines, period.

Johnny_Ray_Wilson · Jun 30, 2012

Lorilei said:
Not really. Spamming is against forum guidelines, period.

And then there is that. Spamming is not really what I was referring to.

I doubt I am making sense on what is really on my mind concerning the forum rules. I made a promise to someone I would try to leave it alone. So, I will do my best to try and keep that promise to that friend.

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