PSA: 'I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.'

Peregrinator · Mar 22, 2011

SeanH said:
There's whole mountains of stupid in this thread.

http://www.abc-of-mountaineering.com/images/content-images/article-206-1.gif

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blunt_trauma · Mar 22, 2011

Kybele said:
I'm not! My fantasy is a gay bear one!

you're a furry???

rosco likes cock...

you like rosco as a buggered bear...

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4062/4497155427_5dc3a2964e_o.jpg
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4062/4497155427_5dc3a2964e_o.jpg

and this is just cute...

http://eclecticaerotica.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Bear-suit-nude.jpg
http://eclecticaerotica.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Bear-suit-nude.jpg

pointless · Mar 22, 2011

chillywilly2 said:
you're confusing me

if you've ever hada gay man make a pass at you you'd understand. unlike some chicks they are far from subtle and they don't play games. if they want to fuck they want to fuck and that's all there is to it. honestly, i found it occasionally annoying, but i blame the coke.

Luk · Mar 22, 2011

pointless said:
if you've ever hada gay man make a pass at you you'd understand. unlike some chicks they are far from subtle and they don't play games. if they want to fuck they want to fuck and that's all there is to it. honestly, i found it occasionally annoying, but i blame the coke.

Must be something about the coke. The most aggressive man to ever hit on me was on coke but so was I, so there you go.

cookiejar · Mar 22, 2011

pointless said:
if you've ever hada gay man make a pass at you you'd understand. unlike some chicks they are far from subtle and they don't play games. if they want to fuck they want to fuck and that's all there is to it. honestly, i found it occasionally annoying, but i blame the coke.

Not all women are subtle. I know from experience.

This has got to be the weirdest thread on here and that's saying a lot.

bronzeage · Mar 22, 2011

pointless said:
if you've ever hada gay man make a pass at you you'd understand. unlike some chicks they are far from subtle and they don't play games. if they want to fuck they want to fuck and that's all there is to it. honestly, i found it occasionally annoying, but i blame the coke.

A real conversation with one of my employees, who is known as "the cute boy":

Do you know that guy who has the drapery shop? (His shop shares our parking lot)

Yes, I have met him.

Yesterday when I was getting in my van, he told me he wanted to lick my asshole.

Well, it's always nice to be asked.

pointless · Mar 22, 2011

Luke_Atmydik said:
Must be something about the coke. The most aggressive man to ever hit on me was on coke but so was I, so there you go.

well, yeah. coke always made me horny as hell. sadly, if i took too much that usually didn't matter, but still...

cookiejar said:
Not all women are subtle. I know from experience.

This has got to be the weirdest thread on here and that's saying a lot.

that's why i said some and didn't say all.

bronzeage said:
A real conversation with one of my employees, who is known as "the cute boy":

Do you know that guy who has the drapery shop? (His shop shares our parking lot)

Yes, I have met him.

Yesterday when I was getting in my van, he told me he wanted to lick my asshole.

Well, it's always nice to be asked.

truth.

IrezumiKiss · Mar 22, 2011

lustatopia said:
Alright. Alright. I said it. Go ahead nail me on the cross.

When I was a kid back in the late 1970's I had a job as a house painter with a mexican-american sheet-rocker who loved to use that line.

Yeah, I thought it was fucking clever. Like some sort of zen paradox, a way to submit a twist of sexual ambiguity into a world so violently straight that they would physically fuck you up for violating the sexually orthodoxy of the day. It was a first timid step couched in an ironic joke. It's hard to see from 2011, but it was a ray of hope in suburban Texas circa 1980.

I figured it was but a lost historical artifact by now, like a lot of shit that I know that you don't. But me stupid. Turns out it's a politically past-use-by-date internet meme. Whooops.

You win. Chaa ching!

lustatopia said:
Hey, Look, Lady-With-the-Dildo-Stuff-in-Her-Ass-While-in-the-Doggy-Position, I totally plead Guilty as charge. OK?

That said, it is a bit tedious to be lectured by someone with a dildo stuck up their ass about fossilized stereotypes. No?

lustatopia said:
OOOOOOkay, so that thing stuck in the ass of some woman in your icon isn't a dildo and that's not a tired and fossilized sexual stereotype but a strikingly original commentary on the state of modern gender identity! Gotcha.

Whatever, you're the Blunt Trauma....Hey, are you sure you aren't a failed punk rock group from the early 1980's? I mean like I think I saw you guys in Waco or was it Coonabarabran?

HUH?

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chillywilly2 · Mar 22, 2011

Luke_Atmydik said:
Must be something about the coke. The most aggressive man to ever hit on me was on coke but so was I, so there you go.

pointless said:
well, yeah. coke always made me horny as hell. sadly, if i took too much that usually didn't matter, but still...

that's why i said some and didn't say all.

truth.

the cokeheads teasing the gays now eh

pointless · Mar 22, 2011

chillywilly2 said:
the cokeheads teasing the gays now eh

you're making hard for me to not make fun of you for being a homophobic moron.

where · Mar 22, 2011

blunt_trauma said:
you're a furry???

rosco likes cock...

you like rosco as a buggered bear...

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4062/4497155427_5dc3a2964e_o.jpg

no, silly.

this kind of gay bear....
http://gaycocklibrary.pimpedhost.com/bears/bear10.jpg
http://www.bears2twinks.com/redneck-cock/graphics/hairy-gay-bears.jpg
I like to think this is what rosco looks like as he strips...

http://www.thecompletebear.com/images/GayHairyBears.jpg

chillywilly2 · Mar 22, 2011

pointless said:
you're making hard for me to not make fun of you for being a homophobic moron.

I'm not homophobic...I don't hang out with gays but I really don't care what they do...one of my wifes best friends is gay...no matter to me. I will be civil and friendly, even have a beer with him if he comes to visit her...but I won't go fishing with him

IrezumiKiss · Mar 22, 2011

Kybele said:
no, silly.

this kind of gay bear....
http://gaycocklibrary.pimpedhost.com/bears/bear10.jpg
http://www.bears2twinks.com/redneck-cock/graphics/hairy-gay-bears.jpg
I like to think this is what rosco looks like as he strips...

http://www.thecompletebear.com/images/GayHairyBears.jpg

http://www.roselandwv.com/Gallery/2007%20Pics/Bear%20Fair/images/BF-Logo-675.jpg

chillywilly2 said:
I'm not homophobic...I don't hang out with gays but I really don't care what they do...one of my wifes best friends is gay...no matter to me. I will be civil and friendly, even have a beer with him if he comes to visit her...but I won't go fishing with him

Don't want your tackle getting all tangled up with his when you're in the same boat, huh?

chillywilly2 · Mar 22, 2011

IrezumiKiss said:
http://www.roselandwv.com/Gallery/2007%20Pics/Bear%20Fair/images/BF-Logo-675.jpg

Don't want your tackle getting all tangled up with his when you're in the same boat, huh?

No, we just don't have a lot in common...

pointless · Mar 22, 2011

chillywilly2 said:
I'm not homophobic...I don't hang out with gays but I really don't care what they do...one of my wifes best friends is gay...no matter to me. I will be civil and friendly, even have a beer with him if he comes to visit her...but I won't go fishing with him

yeah, right. you're just not good at being honest with yourself, are you?

Fuckette · Mar 22, 2011

IrezumiKiss said:
Don't want your tackle getting all tangled up with his when you're in the same boat, huh?

http://youtu.be/FfBwsG8ubFw

Luk · Mar 22, 2011

chillywilly2 said:
the cokeheads teasing the gays now eh

Yeah, that's what we were doing.

pointless said:
you're making hard for me to not make fun of you for being a homophobic moron.

Not really, watch...

chillywilly2 said:
I'm not homophobic...I don't hang out with gays but I really don't care what they do...one of my wifes best friends is gay...no matter to me. I will be civil and friendly, even have a beer with him if he comes to visit her...but I won't go fishing with him

You are, indeed, a homophobic moron. The fact you have to qualify your relationship with him proves me right. To be fair, I doubt he would like to go fishing with you. Mostly because you're a moron.

chillywilly2 · Mar 22, 2011

Luke_Atmydik said:
Yeah, that's what we were doing.

Not really, watch...

You are, indeed, a homophobic moron. The fact you have to qualify your relationship with him proves me right. To be fair, I doubt he would like to go fishing with you. Mostly because you're a moron.

Ok, so I'm a homophobic moron...you happy now...I will tolerate them but I won't spend a lot of time with them socially...they make me uncomfortable

blunt_trauma · Mar 22, 2011

IrezumiKiss said:
HUH?

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/39/2010/05/340x_techdiff52910.jpg

he's a bit loopy.

Kybele said:
no, silly.

this kind of gay bear....

I like to think this is what rosco looks like as he strips...

you're doing it wrong.

pointless · Mar 22, 2011

chillywilly2 said:
Ok, so I'm a homophobic moron...you happy now...I will tolerate them but I won't spend a lot of time with them socially...they make me uncomfortable

you sad, silly little cunt.

Saint Peter · Mar 22, 2011

...and when the gays came out to fish
he baited their hooks
and granted their wish...

Liar · Mar 22, 2011

Could be worse. A thespian trapped in a wombat's body.

http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Celebrities/D_F/Dani_Dau/Danny_Devito/Danny-DeVito.jpg

chillywilly2 · Mar 22, 2011

pointless said:
you sad, silly little cunt.

why you gotta call me names just because of how I feel...I can't help it...do you think I should go for counselling?

cookiejar · Mar 22, 2011

chillywilly2 said:
Ok, so I'm a homophobic moron...you happy now...I will tolerate them but I won't spend a lot of time with them socially...they make me uncomfortable

Some of us feel uncomfortable around people who are different than us. I have a friend who is absolutely terrified of handicapped people. A few of them visited from the local home and she had to leave because she was scared. She said she knows it's illogical but she can't help herself.

pointless · Mar 22, 2011

chillywilly2 said:
why you gotta call me names just because of how I feel...I can't help it...do you think I should go for counselling?

no, i think you should get over yourself and stop judging people about things that are none of your fucking business.

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