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Fucking...or being Fucked...Newswomen...

Thread starter amicus
Start date Mar 14, 2011

amicus

Literotica Guru

Mar 14, 2011

#1

Yeah, I have an issue with emotional anchor women who wear their emotions on their sleeves and pass it on as News...so what?

Yes, call me a troglodyte, a change from dinosaur, my usual fare, for I am surely outdated, old fashioned and I cling to a concept of 'objectivity' which seems to be an alien term to most.

Perhaps I am alone in my thoughts; if so, what the fuck, they are my thoughts, take them or leave them, but I sicken at the puppy dog eyes and facial expressions of female reporters who emote as they deliver what they seem to think is the 'news'.

I am also perturbed by the increasing number of 'British' or Australian speaking Newscasters, male and female, on American television, and the emergence of Asian and Indian announcers, as if to 'internationalize' American newscasting.

Yeah, I know, a global community...fuck you...and the Alpaca you rode in on.

I presented newscasts for half my life on radio and television and never did I 'emote' what I read, regardless of how tragic or humorous it might have been; I was hired to deliver the News, not perform it.

Maybe it's just the times...if so, in the words of Ricky Nelson, "I'd rather drive a truck" (Garden Party) for the uninformed.

Amicus Veritas :rose:

:rose:

amicus

Literotica Guru

Mar 14, 2011

#2

Oh, and let me add, since you deign to read and not reply, that the thigh length skirts and cleavage, perfect hair and make-up of female broadcasters, irritates me to no end.

I should have done my broadcasts bare chested and hairy and worn a cod-piece to amplify my genitalia, only fair, doncha think, as the broads flaunt their sexuality?

Never mind....bunch of dolts...at least the Queers over at the AH cussed once in a while....youse guys are marionets...

Amicus Veritas :rose:

:rose:

badbabysitter

Vault Girl

Mar 14, 2011

#3

If a tree fell on Amicus in the forest and there was no one around to hear it....

...would anybody care?

laZilla

Literotica Guru

Mar 14, 2011

#4

amicus said:
youse guys are marionets...

Hahahahaha! Thanks for the pretty picture of the flower though.

shoulderblade

Literotica Guru

Mar 14, 2011

#5

amicus said:
Oh, and let me add, since you deign to read and not reply, that the thigh length skirts and cleavage, perfect hair and make-up of female broadcasters, irritates me to no end.

From the 'read and not reply' brigade, you are right. I personally gave up on watching News broadcasts a long time ago as they are composed of very little actual news and much politically correct filler and so-called human interest junk. Even the personalities who deliver the material are the massage of familiarity and not the creators of the show.

Difficult to comment on a long gone experience. Mediocre entertainment at your inconvenience.

amicus

Literotica Guru

Mar 14, 2011

#6

shoulderblade said:
From the 'read and not reply' brigade, you are right. I personally gave up on watching News broadcasts a long time ago as they are composed of very little actual news and much politically correct filler and so-called human interest junk. Even the personalities who deliver the material are the massage of familiarity and not the creators of the show.

Difficult to comment on a long gone experience. Mediocre entertainment at your inconvenience.[/QUOTE]

~~~

Well said...truly...but I am a long time junky and can't kick the habit, I gotsta watch and suffer...sighs...hep me, hep me!

smiles

shoulderblade

Literotica Guru

Mar 14, 2011

#7

amicus said:
Well said...truly...but I am a long time junky and can't kick the habit, I gotsta watch and suffer...sighs...hep me, hep me!

smiles

Hey, times change. What ever happened to the dominance of the newspapers? Thing is that the individual can move quickly and easily outgrow the mob. Internet news allows you to choose what you want to read, when you want to read it and where you want to read it. Each click of a story is vote of attention on your part. If you buy a newspaper or watch a newscast you buy the whole package, no one knows what you read or what you ignore or despise. So why buy it?

The majority of Americans get their information on the world from Television? A pity.

John Doe

Justified Snob

Mar 14, 2011

#8

amicus said:
Oh, and let me add, since you deign to read and not reply, that the thigh length skirts and cleavage, perfect hair and make-up of female broadcasters, irritates me to no end.

Homo.

I should have done my broadcasts bare chested and hairy and worn a cod-piece to amplify my genitalia, only fair, doncha think, as the broads flaunt their sexuality?

Double homo.

colddiesel

Literotica Guru

Mar 14, 2011

#9

amicus said:
Oh, and let me add, since you deign to read and not reply, that the thigh length skirts and cleavage, perfect hair and make-up of female broadcasters, irritates me to no end.

I should have done my broadcasts bare chested and hairy and worn a cod-piece to amplify my genitalia, only fair, doncha think, as the broads flaunt their sexuality?

Never mind....bunch of dolts...at least the Queers over at the AH cussed once in a while....youse guys are marionets...

Amicus Veritas

Watch the Jim Lehrer news hour on NPR. Their women should be ugly enough for you...'bout you age group too Ami.

Frisco_Slug_Esq

On Strike!

Mar 14, 2011

#10

I only "watch" the news when it's a babe.

Usually with the sound down.

K

kbate

complevit

Mar 14, 2011

#11

Of course, a male Television Anchor who reads a death piece with a stern visage - is not pandering to the camera - but truly is in a stern frame of mood and should be taken as a serious newsman - even though his hair is perfect and his tie is without flaw. But 3 minutes late he can joke about the latest sport's gaffe and we should then understand that he is only making a light moment to help us accept the story he just read about death and destruction . . .

Yeah, make newscasters are the real thing.

None of it's theatre for ratings. Not when a male is reading from the teleprompter.

U

unregistered

Guest

Mar 14, 2011

#12

C

chillywilly2

AKA Bean

Mar 14, 2011

#13

I read all the news I am interested on on the interwebs now. I watch TV news for the cleavage.

phrodeau

Literotica Guru

Mar 14, 2011

#14

amicus said:
Yeah, I have an issue with emotional anchor women who wear their emotions on their sleeves and pass it on as News...so what?

Yes, call me a troglodyte, a change from dinosaur, my usual fare, for I am surely outdated, old fashioned and I cling to a concept of 'objectivity' which seems to be an alien term to most.

Perhaps I am alone in my thoughts; if so, what the fuck, they are my thoughts, take them or leave them, but I sicken at the puppy dog eyes and facial expressions of female reporters who emote as they deliver what they seem to think is the 'news'.

I am also perturbed by the increasing number of 'British' or Australian speaking Newscasters, male and female, on American television, and the emergence of Asian and Indian announcers, as if to 'internationalize' American newscasting.

Yeah, I know, a global community...fuck you...and the Alpaca you rode in on.

I presented newscasts for half my life on radio and television and never did I 'emote' what I read, regardless of how tragic or humorous it might have been; I was hired to deliver the News, not perform it.

Maybe it's just the times...if so, in the words of Ricky Nelson, "I'd rather drive a truck" (Garden Party) for the uninformed.

Amicus Veritas

You seem to have a problem with Asian Americans and Indian Americans. Do you think that the American community is not adequately represented?

Lancecastor

Lit's Most Beloved Poster

Mar 14, 2011

#15

I was offered an anchorman job on Naked News when it first opened.

The camera loves my penis.

C

chillywilly2

AKA Bean

Mar 14, 2011

#16

Lancecastor said:
I was offered an anchorman job on Naked News when it first opened.

The camera loves my penis.

So are you still on or did it not go all that well?

C

cookiejar

Little Mrs. Viagra

Mar 14, 2011

#17

Lancecastor said:
I was offered an anchorman job on Naked News when it first opened.

The camera loves my penis.

Ever notice that Anthony Bourdain kinda looks like Leonard Cohen?

C

chillywilly2

AKA Bean

Mar 14, 2011

#18

Never seen the show actually

stephen55

Literotica Guru

Mar 14, 2011

#19

amicus said:
I am also perturbed by... the emergence of Asian and Indian announcers, as if to 'internationalize' American newscasting.

Yeah, I know, a global community...fuck you...and the Alpaca you rode in on.

Amicus Veritas

Damn, but that is going to look great on your tombstone.

Jackotheshadows

Scream Cream

Mar 14, 2011

#20

amicus said:
Oh, and let me add, since you deign to read and not reply, that the thigh length skirts and cleavage, perfect hair and make-up of female broadcasters, irritates me to no end.

I should have done my broadcasts bare chested and hairy and worn a cod-piece to amplify my genitalia, only fair, doncha think, as the broads flaunt their sexuality?

Never mind....bunch of dolts...at least the Queers over at the AH cussed once in a while....youse guys are marionets...

Amicus Veritas

I'd bone Robin Meade in a heartbeat.

Just sayin'....

Lancecastor

Lit's Most Beloved Poster

Mar 14, 2011

#21

cookiejar said:
Ever notice that Anthony Bourdain kinda looks like Leonard Cohen?

Kinda.

C

cookiejar

Little Mrs. Viagra

Mar 14, 2011

#22

Lancecastor said:
Kinda.

Smartass

Lancecastor

Lit's Most Beloved Poster

Mar 14, 2011

#23

cookiejar said:
Smartass

Kinda.

Colonel Hogan

Madness

Mar 14, 2011

#24

amicus said:
Yeah, I have an issue with emotional anchor women who wear their emotions on their sleeves and pass it on as News...so what?

Why, whoever did you have in mind?

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/arts/photos/2009/12/11/sawyer-diane-cp-7799556.jpg

C

chillywilly2

AKA Bean

Mar 14, 2011

#25

Jackotheshadows said:
I'd bone Robin Meade in a heartbeat.

Just sayin'....

I bone her every morning from 7 to 730

Not really,,,,she isn't my type but I had to get that line in

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