Stella_Omega
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Ami loves it, JL.For Ami, I know you'll love it.
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For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity's affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss--a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity's mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world's thirstiest gerbil.
--Molly Ringle, Seattle, Washington (2010 Winner)
Theirs was a New York love, a checkered taxi ride burning rubber, and like the city, their passion was open 24/7, steam rising from their bodies like slick streets exhaling warm, moist breath through manhole covers stamped “Forged by DeLaney Bros., Piscataway, N. J.”
--Gordon Spik, Washington, D.C. (2008 Winner)
Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean.
--Jim Guigli, Carmichael, California (2006 Winner)
As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop manual.
--Dan McKay, Fargo, North Dakota (2005 Winner)
They had but one last remaining night together, so they embraced each other as tightly as that two-flavor entwined string cheese that is orange and yellowish-white, the orange probably being a bland Cheddar and the white . . . Mozzarella, although it could possibly be Provolone or just plain American, as it really doesn't taste distinctly dissimilar from the orange, yet they would have you believe it does by coloring it differently.
--Mariann Simms, Wetumpka, Alabama (2003 Winner)
Awwww.
That whole free speech thing is really a bitch, isn't it, ami?
I mean, it worked just fine for you when it allowed you to say whatever you wished. Too bad it allows others the same freedom.
Yannow Stella, the way to manage the AH trolls is to do exactly what you've begun. Treat this in the same manner as the counter protesters to Fred Phelp's hate signs.
Well done.
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TGP whines like a little girl but stays in the middle of the debate from one round to the next.
So do you.
The mosque is already there, for fuck sake. The place has been used as a masjid for quite a while now. What's up for debate is a god damn remodeling job.
The stupidity in this fake controversy is staggering.
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The mosque is already there, for fuck sake. The place has been used as a masjid for quite a while now. What's up for debate is a god damn remodeling job.
The stupidity in this fake controversy is staggering.
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Oh to hell with it. Here's an unrealted picture of a Muslim.
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That's where I got the idea, in fact.Awwww.
That whole free speech thing is really a bitch, isn't it, ami?
I mean, it worked just fine for you when it allowed you to say whatever you wished. Too bad it allows others the same freedom.
Yannow Stella, the way to manage the AH trolls is to do exactly what you've begun. Treat this in the same manner as the counter protesters to Fred Phelp's hate signs.
Well done.
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Scissors for Hitler
STEP ONE: Someone claims to be deeply offended that members of some minority are being treated just like members of the majority are. Equality under the law is portrayed as an attack on the majority, an insult and an affront to their way of life.
Left-handed children need to assimilate. Our schools are bending over backwards to accommodate these children and America can't afford to do that. My family, like most real Americans, is right-handed. I don't see why our taxes should be increased every year to pay for special desks and scissors for these deviants.
STEP TWO: The indignant claim is picked up and amplified by talk radio and cable news, where it becomes embroidered with all sorts of easily disproved false assertions that, because they go unchallenged, quickly turn into the zombie lies of conventional wisdom.
Four of the last five presidents were members of this elitist cabal of the left-handed. The odds against that happening at random are astronomical. This doesn't prove that Obama is a sleeper-agent sent to trample the rights of the majority, but it would be irresponsible not to speculate ...
This is dangerous, a threat to public health. Lou Gehrig was left-handed, and we all know what happened to him. Our good right-handed children shouldn't be exposed to the threat of Lou Gehrig's disease just because ...
Our schools are tossing aside centuries of moral wisdom in a radical experiment based on the anything-goes philosophy of the '60s. Western Civilization has a long history of preventing the left-handed from serving in the military, and we can't just assume ...
You know who else was left-handed? Hitler.
STEP THREE: The president is asked about the controversy and notes that the Constitution and the law are quite clear. This further polarizes the dispute into a party-line partisan issue. The president's comments dominate the news for the next 24-48 hours.
Fox News: Obama, like Bill Clinton and Adolf Hitler, is left-handed. ...
CNN: President Obama says it's a matter of principle -- that schools must accommodate the little Hitler children. Here are two people with opposite views we've brought on to shout at each other for the next four minutes. Gentlemen, should our tax-dollars be buying scissors for Hitler? ...
STEP FOUR: Polls are commissioned and it is dutifully reported that Americans are divided on the question of whether or not members of the minority should be treated just like members of the majority.
Our new poll shows that 52 percent of Americans oppose special rights for these deviant Hitler children. ...
STEP FIVE: As a fully established Controversial Issue, the question is officially deemed irresolvable and henceforth only discussed in terms of its potential impact on the horse-race of election-year politics.
It just goes to show again that President Obama is simply out of touch with normal people -- with regular, right-handed white voters. What this means for November is obvious ...
That's the process. This isn't a picture of democracy in action, or of the rule of law, but it's the way America operates here in 2010.
(Oh, and no, Hitler was not left-handed.)
You know, the best thing about this pic is their faces. I would die for a look like that with her holding my dick instead of a vibe.Huck, the word of the day is;
PORN BOMBS!
No more reasonable words. They are wasted here-- some of us already agree and some of us are never going to.
Porn in word and deed, baby!
I hear you bruddah!You know, the best thing about this pic is their faces. I would die for a look like that with her holding my dick instead of a vibe.
Who heard you?Oh shit, did I just say that out loud?![]()
That's nice. But could we please not re-cycle porn bombs? At least not in the same thread?PORN BOMBS!