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Good evening Absters - Hmmm what will it be tonight? Well it is Friday - may even tackle a JD - anyone want to join me?
 
Safe_Bet said:
Please tell me that you're talking about a coffee... :eek:
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Yes, yes I am.


We're watching the St. Paddy's day parade here. The diva made me turn off the Brady Bunch for it....they were in Hawaii...kids today, they just don't get it.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Yes, yes I am.


We're watching the St. Paddy's day parade here. The diva made me turn off the Brady Bunch for it....they were in Hawaii...kids today, they just don't get it.
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I would have SO "done" Jan Brady... "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia" THIS, bitch... just saying... :cool:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
You are so twisted.


"Mom always said, don't play ball in the house"
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You'd have done Marcia... I just know it!
(Bet you'd have made more than her nose swell up too. ;) )

You keep that spoiled little slut. She is freaking WAY to "self'ed" for my taste...

I'll be out back in the Brady tree house teaching Jan that "Cool" girls like other chicks to sit on their face...
(civic duty and all, ya know... ) :cool:
 
Safe_Bet said:
You'd have done Marcia... I just know it!
(Bet you'd have made more than her nose swell up too. ;) )

You keep that spoiled little slut. She is freaking WAY to "self'ed" for my taste...

I'll be out back in the Brady tree house teaching Jan that "Cool" girls like other chicks to sit on their face...
(civic duty and all, ya know... ) :cool:
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I was hanging with Jo, from the facts of life....we were laughing at you and Jan.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I was hanging with Jo, from the facts of life....we were laughing at you and Jan.
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Laugh all you want, slut! You weren't getting any from Jo (tight assed virgin bitch that she was).

Just flash a bit of leg, and ol' Jan was on her back... :cool:
 
Safe_Bet said:
Laugh all you want, slut! You weren't getting any from Jo (tight assed virgin bitch that she was).

Just flash a bit of leg, and ol' Jan was on her back... :cool:
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We threesomed with Blair, and Jo has a motorcycle, did you sit in Jan's bike basket? I hope she was wearing her glasses or you'll end up with a broken nose llike Marcia.
 
Hello Abstars.

Meeting an old friend today! We haven't seen each other in ...oh...twenty years. I can't wait!

Abscited.:cool:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
We threesomed with Blair, and Jo has a motorcycle, did you sit in Jan's bike basket? I hope she was wearing her glasses or you'll end up with a broken nose llike Marcia.
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Nope. I rode on her face. She didn't need her glasses either (and her nose was WELL protected!) We went to Mary-Kate & Ashley's place and had a 4-way pussy pile with them.

BTW, was Jo over that bad case of Chlamydia? The skanky slut, DID tell you about that before hand, didn't she? Or did she catch it from you in the first place?

ABSTRUSE said:
Hello Abstars.

Meeting an old friend today! We haven't seen each other in ...oh...twenty years. I can't wait!

Abscited.:cool:
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Say hi to Jo for me. (bet she's STILL a skanky ho!)
 
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