Go wash your hands!

cutebrowngirl · Nov 9, 2008

My sister is out of town so I am babysitting my seven year old niece. Well, just now, we are sitting on my bed nonchalantly joking about what I am cooking for dinner when I look up and realize she is holding and feeling up my dildo.
I yanked it from her and told her to go wash her hands. Oh boy. Not used to having kids around.

kevintn · Nov 9, 2008

That's why it should never be removed from where it belongs.

JBCorbell · Nov 9, 2008

kevintn said:
That's why it should never be removed from where it belongs.

Or at least cleaned after use.

garbage can · Nov 9, 2008

cutebrowngirl said:
My sister is out of town so I am babysitting my seven year old niece. Well, just now, we are sitting on my bed nonchalantly joking about what I am cooking for dinner when I look up and realize she is holding and feeling up my dildo.
I yanked it from her and told her to go wash her hands. Oh boy. Not used to having kids around.

Why would she have to wash her hands?...

joystick2 · Nov 9, 2008

cutebrowngirl said:
My sister is out of town so I am babysitting my seven year old niece. Well, just now, we are sitting on my bed nonchalantly joking about what I am cooking for dinner when I look up and realize she is holding and feeling up my dildo.
I yanked it from her and told her to go wash her hands. Oh boy. Not used to having kids around.

I would love to play with your dildo.

cutebrowngirl · Nov 9, 2008

garbage can said:
Why would she have to wash her hands?...

God! why not? I am a bit OCD about handwashing/asepsis though. Guess it comes from working in the medical profession. lol

cutebrowngirl · Nov 9, 2008

kevintn said:
That's why it should never be removed from where it belongs.

That's a thought.

P.S.Don't worry goobers. I keep it antiseptic

cutebrowngirl · Nov 9, 2008

joystick2 said:
I would love to play with your dildo.

Well....ok but make sure you use a bit of bleach on it before you give it back.

SkAoUt · Nov 9, 2008

Yeah, I thought it must have been recently used for you to react in that fashion.

It kind of reminds me of that ikea commercial where the young child is playing rocket with mommies vibrator and goes hysterical when it starts to vibrate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS_pK4H-0sg

cutebrowngirl · Nov 9, 2008

SkAoUt said:
Yeah, I thought it must have been recently used for you to react in that fashion.

It kind of reminds me of that ikea commercial where the young child is playing rocket with mommies vibrator and goes hysterical when it starts to vibrate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS_pK4H-0sg

Lol. Whether I used it ten years ago or ten minutes ago, why wouldn't I yank it away and tell her to go wash her hands?

SkAoUt · Nov 9, 2008

cutebrowngirl said:
Lol. Whether I used it ten years ago or ten minutes ago, why wouldn't I yank it away and tell her to go wash her hands?

I am assuming that since you are, in your words, "...a bit OCD about handwashing/asepsis..." you would have washed your dildo right after you used it last. And based on that assumption I wouldn't see the need for your niece to have to wash her hands after touching your clean dildo.

Karen Kraft · Nov 9, 2008

cutebrowngirl said:
My sister is out of town so I am babysitting my seven year old niece. Well, just now, we are sitting on my bed nonchalantly joking about what I am cooking for dinner when I look up and realize she is holding and feeling up my dildo.
I yanked it from her and told her to go wash her hands. Oh boy. Not used to having kids around.

It's important that she learns how it's used.
Did you explain?
BTW - why the hand-washing fetish?

John Doe · Nov 9, 2008

You realize she is scarred for life now, right?

John Doe · Nov 9, 2008

cutebrowngirl said:
Lol. Whether I used it ten years ago or ten minutes ago, why wouldn't I yank it away and tell her to go wash her hands?

She should wash her hands before dinner anyway.

Karen Kraft · Nov 9, 2008

John Doe said:
She should wash her hands before dinner anyway.

"Oh, geez! Dildos for dinner AGAIN?"

cutebrowngirl · Nov 9, 2008

SkAoUt said:
I am assuming that since you are, in your words, "...a bit OCD about handwashing/asepsis..." you would have washed your dildo right after you used it last. And based on that assumption I wouldn't see the need for your niece to have to wash her hands after touching your clean dildo.

That's the OCD part. Doesn't matter how much you wash something, it's never totally clean. Besides that it was a good distraction. She didn't end up asking what it was. Phew

cutebrowngirl · Nov 9, 2008

Karen Kraft said:
It's important that she learns how it's used.
Did you explain?
BTW - why the hand-washing fetish?

Cause GERMS. That's why.

Karen Kraft · Nov 9, 2008

cutebrowngirl said:
Cause GERMS. That's why.

Germs are good for the lil' bitch.

Keeps her immunities up.

Also, I would bet you dollars to donut holes the dildo is cleaner than the pencil she puts in her mouth every day at school.

prettygrl · Nov 9, 2008

I have heard a similar story from someone else.

Kids get into everything.

cutebrowngirl · Nov 9, 2008

prettygrl said:
I have heard a similar story from someone else.

Kids get into everything.

My friend just told me she found her three year old walking around with her light up thrusting dildo....lighting up and thrusting. He found it under her bed. lol

Morcheeba · Nov 9, 2008

Howard Stern posts in here now?

Holy Shit!

prettygrl · Nov 9, 2008

cutebrowngirl said:
My friend just told me she found her three year old walking around with her light up thrusting dildo....lighting up and thrusting. He found it under her bed. lol

Yeah, this was another Litster.

Her kid was sucking it and ran out to her mother in law...or something like that.

Poor thing. lol

Morcheeba · Nov 9, 2008

Karen Kraft said:
Germs are good for the lil' bitch.

Keeps her immunities up.

Also, I would bet you dollars to donut holes the dildo is cleaner than the pencil she puts in her mouth every day at school.

The first two I agree with, but the latter... uh............. they still have pencils in school nowadays?

Mansa Musa · Nov 9, 2008

cutebrowngirl said:
My sister is out of town so I am babysitting my seven year old niece. Well, just now, we are sitting on my bed nonchalantly joking about what I am cooking for dinner when I look up and realize she is holding and feeling up my dildo.
I yanked it from her and told her to go wash her hands. Oh boy. Not used to having kids around.

That's why I keep my porn and assorted paraphernalia locked away. If one of my nieces or nephews wants to find something that they shuldn't, they'd need to know how to pick locks.

cutebrowngirl · Nov 9, 2008

prettygrl said:
Yeah, this was another Litster.

Her kid was sucking it and ran out to her mother in law...or something like that.

Poor thing. lol

Lol that is hilarious! That's a story that kid doesn't want his mom repeating to his girlfriend years from now...

Go wash your hands!

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