What song could you absolutely not have sex to?

RoryN · May 5, 2008

(At the moment, I'm drawing a blank. But I'm sure there's some candidates...)

evocative · May 5, 2008

Barbie Girl - Aqua

Wok · May 5, 2008

"Walking on Sunshine" Katrina and the Waves

"My Humps" Black Eyed Peas

The Rickroll song

"The Rain in Spain" My Fair Lady

Recidiva · May 5, 2008

I hate to think I couldn't improvise my way through anything...

But "The Girl from Ipanema" in Muzak mode would be hard.

Anything from Metallica.

Anything from AC/DC.

Sean · May 5, 2008

Any Country and Western song ever made.

BgMma · May 5, 2008

Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy....I swear to God, if I have to hear that one more TIME!!!

Wok · May 5, 2008

SeanH said:
Any Country and Western song ever made.

What? "Whiskey for My Men and Beer for My Horses" is a good song to fuck to.

xiiriishbaybeex · May 5, 2008

Ha, Spice Girls.

Sean · May 5, 2008

Joaquin1975 said:
What? "Whiskey for My Men and Beer for My Horses" is a good song to fuck to.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Californians are fucked up.

Wok · May 5, 2008

Oh that reminds me. Any song by Michael Jackson.

Wok · May 5, 2008

SeanH said:
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Californians are fucked up.

You have a point.

Image · May 5, 2008

The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

BgMma · May 5, 2008

Anything that's cheesy....if someone pops in Ratt....I am outta there!

xiiriishbaybeex · May 5, 2008

SeanH said:
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Californians are fucked up.

I happen to be a Californian thank you.

Sean · May 5, 2008

xiiriishbaybeex said:
I happen to be a Californian thank you.

This is supposed to prove exactly what?

Sean · May 5, 2008

Image said:
The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

Ouch.

Redatlit · May 5, 2008

Joaquin1975 said:
What? "Whiskey for My Men and Beer for My Horses" is a good song to fuck to.

"Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" is a fine fucking song, too.

Redatlit · May 5, 2008

BgMma said:
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy....I swear to God, if I have to hear that one more TIME!!!

You get totally wet in a Pavlovian way???

RoryN · May 5, 2008

evocative said:
Barbie Girl - Aqua

That could be perversely fun, though. Especially if she was a Barbie Girl.

Joaquin1975 said:
"Walking on Sunshine" Katrina and the Waves

"My Humps" Black Eyed Peas

Ha! Walking on Sunshine...

Redatlit said:
"Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" is a fine fucking song, too.

It's fine like MD 20 / 20 is fine wine.

Some hicks turned a bumper sticker into a song. Yay for them.

Redatlit · May 5, 2008

RoryN said:
It's fine like MD 20 / 20 is fine wine.

Some hicks turned a bumper sticker into a song. Yay for them.

MD 20/20?

I'd almost wiped that memory from my mind. Bastard.

Phyonix · May 5, 2008

Joaquin1975 said:
What? "Whiskey for My Men and Beer for My Horses" is a good song to fuck to.

Good song. Also, "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" always get me right.

RoryN · May 5, 2008

Redatlit said:
MD 20/20? I'd almost wiped that memory from my mind. Bastard.

Drink another bottle of it. Easy fix.

Redatlit · May 5, 2008

RoryN said:
Drink another bottle of it. Easy fix.

I was about 17 at the time. It didn't take an entire bottle. <shudders>

BoobsNBrains · May 5, 2008

All my exes live in Texas.

Ha! It's true!

curious2c · May 5, 2008

Whatever song the lady I'm with can't stand.

That's my answer and I'm sticking to it. :devil:

What song could you absolutely not have sex to?

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