CeriseNoire
Sweet 'n Tangy
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- Dec 22, 2006
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Tornado watch, lightning and rain... time for me to turn off my computer 
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You want to send me a public display of affection?
(for the love of god, don't tell Dino!)
Mean.damppanties said:Personal. Digital. Assistant.
(And yes, don't tell Dino.)
is it really saturday? little diva would pick today to wake up at 5am sick. *lays head on desk* (...)
This is Home.![]()
Only made it through two thirds of my exercise routine this morning. Can I count an orgasm for the rest?
only if you work real hard for it![]()
dunnow why today, but i've been missing colly all day long
more than usual.
miss you babe![]()
Yep....ain't gonna happen....this weekend is MINE!
Well, that's just...silly.Personal. Digital. Assistant.![]()
Of course I know what an abacus is. I just didn't understand what it had to do with screaming, or whatever.damppanties said:
You don't know what an abacus is?
Alright. If the space/time continuum goes out for a smoke break and a parallel universe sneaks in to fiddle with the flowers, muss up everybody's freshly ironed clothing, and possibly rearrange their lives and Dampy decides she wants to smooch me, it's okay with me if you're there.FatDino said:Why? All I'd want is to be there to witness it.![]()
Alright. If the space/time continuum goes out for a smoke break and a parallel universe sneaks in to fiddle with the flowers, muss up everybody's freshly ironed clothing, and possibly rearrange their lives and Dampy decides she wants to smooch me, it's okay with me if you're there.
But I can't speak for her because she would probably kick my butt.
*
HolyFuckingShitBlurt: Holy Shitting Mother of Fuck! She sheared me! She SHEARED me!!!
I'm an inch from G.I. Jane, people. And I have always wanted to shave my head, just once, to see how I felt about it, but you have to be ready for that stuff.
Holy effing twinkie toast, Batman.
SHE SHEARED ME. *mondo-bizarro freak-out sound, with various pathetic whimpering noises*
HolyFuckingShitBlurt: Holy Shitting Mother of Fuck! She sheared me! She SHEARED me!!!
I'm an inch from G.I. Jane, people. And I have always wanted to shave my head, just once, to see how I felt about it, but you have to be ready for that stuff.
Holy effing twinkie toast, Batman.
SHE SHEARED ME. *mondo-bizarro freak-out sound, with various pathetic whimpering noises*
Well, that's just...silly.
Of course I know what an abacus is. I just didn't understand what it had to do with screaming, or whatever.
It was Dampyspeak again. I got lost without a map legend, Your Grand Highness, and Ruler of All.
Alright. If the space/time continuum goes out for a smoke break and a parallel universe sneaks in to fiddle with the flowers, muss up everybody's freshly ironed clothing, and possibly rearrange their lives and Dampy decides she wants to smooch me, it's okay with me if you're there.
But I can't speak for her because she would probably kick my butt.
HolyFuckingShitBlurt: Holy Shitting Mother of Fuck! She sheared me! She SHEARED me!!!
I'm an inch from G.I. Jane, people. And I have always wanted to shave my head, just once, to see how I felt about it, but you have to be ready for that stuff.
Holy effing twinkie toast, Batman.
SHE SHEARED ME. *mondo-bizarro freak-out sound, with various pathetic whimpering noises*