scouries
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I have started this thread for the following reasons: One, to highlight for all LITEROTICANS the ignorance of the serial poster known as heavystick.
Second, I plan on quoting from some of this cretins most famous posts and then indisputably demonstrate that he is simply the mouthpiece for a group known as the “TWELVE WISE ONES”.
Thirdly, I hope the thread will encourage GBers to improve the quality of their posts. Quantity is important in some instances (for example breast size) but in writing and other intellectual pursuits I think we all can agree that quality is the most important measurement. We at ScouriesWorld are now seriously considering adding some new seminars to our writing series which up to now have been designed for AHers. Given that so many GBers live in California we’re considering a June 2008 SW Seminar somewhere in California just for you.
Fourth, we hope that, by providing a comprehensive list of GBers (and eventually categorizing each of them), that casual visitors to the site will have a resource to consult before reading posts in GB land.
james r scouries
Who the hell is this clown???
I somehow missed this when it was posted on my Literotica’s All-time ‘most Votes Received’ List thread five days ago – I just found it this morning. 44,334 posts (averaging 19.65 ppd over almost seven years including holidays and weekends – even during his tours of duty!) and I’ve never heard of him before. Never seen him in AH Land or in the StoryFeedback section.
So I went looking for him. And here’s some of the things I’ve found:
-He’s a GBer…surprise, surprise!
-He’s one of these old timers who’ve been around here forever. Every once in a while you stub your toe on a rock and one of these old farts suddenly jumps out of a hole in the ground and starts swearing…then they start posting.
-He’s part of the CALIFORNIA mafia that runs this place.
-He seems to sell t-shirts when he’s not Marine-ing or marinating or whatever he does.
-He looks like Jack Nicholson will in about twenty years if Jack can make it that long.
-He has a major issue with a certain part of the female anatomy.
-He knows intimately at least three (3) members of the TWELVE WISE ONES (Miss Hynde, the Conformist and Killer Muffin). Could they be behind this dastardly attack?
-He’s never written a story (or at least none appear on his story page) even though he’s had time to post 44,334 (and counting) times. Although, given his command of the English language, I think it would be interesting to read one of his efforts. What are the odds the word [size=+2]C_*_*_ T[/size] might appear in it?
-However, since 2004 he’s started at least 500 threads!
-The only thing I can say in his defense is that one of his FAVORITE authors is the brilliant rgjohn
-There’s a Mrs. Heavystick, she posts under the name HeavySticksGirl and we have to presume she isn’t a c….
-His greatest achievement to date is that he made the second post ever made on the GB Isolated Blurt Thread! It’s been all downhill since!
-Before he met Mrs. Heavystick he used to date Laurel (yes, that LAUREL, and no, she’s definitely not one!) …or at least he used to chase her around the GB in the old days when she used to post on the boards. Could she have put him up to it?
GO BACK TO SLEEP OLD MAN!
j.r.s.
03-02-2008, 04:04 PM
HeavyStick is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Beach
Posts: 44,334
With all due offense, you're a cunt of the cuntiest order. If you were a food you'd be peanut butter and cunt, a fictional character you'd be Rumplecuntskin, a drink Cuntorade and I'm guessing you were born in Cuntsville Alabama….you're an infestation…the skeletons in your closet warrant War Crimes and punishment by the Geneva Cuntvention…You Have replaced Iraq on the Axis of Evil and should have UN resolutions against your passive aggressive nation called Scourcuntistan.
RIGHT!!!!
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