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Lit Name : CarolinaHeat / carolina / caro
Age : 31
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : gay
Status : chasing
Occupation : graphic designer / marketing
Link to Stories on Lit : here...
Location : Coastal South Carolina
Timezone : EST
Your SO if on Lit :
Political Affiliation : I don't do politics
Religion:
Offline until notice : offline? *shudder*
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : dog, but i like both
What transition are undergoing? life in general
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): you'll just have to find that out for yourself :cathappy:
 
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Lit Name: Katyusha/Kat
Alt's: n/a
Age: 30
Your Gender: Female
Orientation:Straight
Status: Married
Occupation: Depends...
Link to Stories on Lit: here...
Location: Chicagoland
Timezone: CST
Your SO if on Lit: Gizzmotick
Political Affiliation: Independent
Religion: n/a
Offline until notice: Eh?
Your First Language: English
Cat or Dog Person: Las gatas
What transition are undergoing? Good lord don't ask, whatever you do don't ask
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): Not a blessed thing
 
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Lit Name: AvoidingRealWork (also, "Hey, you!")
Alt's: n/a
Age: Early 30s
Your Gender: Male
Orientation:Straight
Status: Married
Occupation: various
Link to Stories on Lit: here...
Location: Midwest USA
Timezone: EST
Your SO if on Lit: FrecklesAllOver
Political Affiliation: Independent
Religion: God does not despise the things that make us human; he invented them.
Offline until notice:
Your First Language: English
Cat or Dog Person: Cats
What transition are undergoing? Life is transition
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): I'm happily and faithfully married. I'll flirt, but won't go beyond that. "Look but don't touch" is our rule.
 
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Guess I'm late again :eek:
But, here it goes:
(edited May 30, 2010)

Lit Name : Emperor_Nero (just call me Nero)
Alt's : None
Age : 43
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Married/Poly
Occupation : Retail
Link to Stories on Lit : it's in my sig, but here
Location : Illinois (not Chicago, but not too far from there either ;) )
Timezone : GMT -6 (Central US)
Your SO if on Lit : OneLustyWench is my spouse, but there are a couple of other people out there I consider significant parts of my life.
Political Affiliation : Independent, but tend to lean more liberal
Offline until notice : offline? What's that?
Your First Language : American English
Cat or Dog Person : Dog (although I like cats too)
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less): Life has been filled with changes lately, most appear for the best. Still, I'm trying to figure my own life out at the moment.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): I can be a little shy at first, but stick with it and I'll eventually start to open up.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : I'd probably say start at the beginning and read my first story -- And For Dessert: Fantasy Fulfilled
 
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Lit Name : feeeriek/feee/fee
Alt's : none
Age : 49
Your Gender : plumbing is internal
Orientation : lesbian/gay/whatever
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : neither married/nor attached...so that leaves single
Occupation : lab rat
Link to Stories on Lit :just a couple of poems
Location : under a blankie
Timezone : est or gmt-5 i think
Your SO if on Lit : n/a
Political Affiliation : none
Offline until notice : :confused:
Your First Language : technically spanish though now english the american us version
Cat or Dog Person : dog
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). none that i know of
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) there is nothing to know
 
Lit Name : CrazyCatGuy
Alt's :
Age : 21
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : very happily attached
Occupation : Student... kinda
Link to Stories on Lit :
Location : Toronto, Canada
Timezone : EST (GMT-5)
Your SO if on Lit :
Political Affiliation : Mixed
Offline until notice : I'm always on if i can help it...
Your First Language : Mandarin chinese, even tho i've spent 2/3 of my life speaking English...
Cat or Dog Person : Cat (but i like both :) )
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Moving...
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) I'm nice :)
 
Lit Name :Emerald_Dragon
Alt's :none, who's got the time
Age :36
Your Gender :female
Orientation : straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : oh so married
Occupation : unemployed lab rat
Link to Stories on Lit : Don't know how yet sorry[
Location :Freezing my ass off in Minnesota
Timezone :Central
Your SO if on Lit :nope
Political Affiliation : I vote for the people that I like and match my thinking on issues.
Offline until notice :clueless as to what this means,
Your First Language :English
Cat or Dog Person :adore cats, dogs are growing on me
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). I am currently a housewife that hates to clean house, so I play on the net instead.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) Pretty easy going, complete procrastinator sometimes, very creative, not the most organized...but lovable!!!

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first :Shadows and Light is getting good remarks!!!

favorite authors: RA Salvatore, Tolkien, Anne McCaffrey, Lots of romance novelists.

favorite all time movies: Clue (I can quote most of the dialog)

So that is a little bit about me. Oh and I found out how to get an avatar so I have one now. So cool.
 
Lit Name : BlackShanglan
Alt's : None
Age : Adult
Gender : None
Status : Happily attached
Occupation : Writer
Link to Stories on Lit : My horsey scribblings.
Political Affiliation : Independent
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Both
What transition are undergoing? Becoming a professional writer.
What should people know about you before posting with you? I'm an excessively prolix and debate-prone horse.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : "Meer Kass."
 
Lit Name : dr_mabeuse
Alt's : None
Age : 61
Gender : Male
Status : Married, passion addict, incorrigible chronic love junkie
Occupation : Writer, organic chemist
Link to Stories on Lit : http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=159353&page=submissions
Political Affiliation : Left
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : bleh
What transition are you undergoing? trying to turn professional as writer, coming off a rough year and still looking for stability.
What should people know about you before posting with you? You have to have a sense of humor. That's more important than anything else.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first: Try "Gender Issues"
 
yes, I do think so!
Trombonus, your threads links could all go into your profile post. There are some adorable people here who have sigs a mile long. There's one young woman I have on ignore, for only that reason :eek:

Just skimming through this thread again, to update mine, and found this. Don't know how I missed it.

Stella, dear, even you know you can turn the sigs off. I NEVER have sigs on, for just the reason you state. Also, because I find them very confusing when scrolling through threads. If I want to see someone's profile for a link, then I just click on their name/profile link. It ain't rocket science.
 
Lit Name: Angeline
Alt's: Eleanora Day, Cerriwiden
Age: Pretty damn old
Your Gender: Female
Orientation: Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away): Attached
Occupation: Freelance writer/editor
Link to Stories on Lit: Here
Nationality: AmeriJew
Location: Maine, USA
Timezone: GMT +5
Your SO on Lit: eagleyez
Your SO in Life: eagleyez
Political Affiliation: 3rd Gen Liberal Dem. Practically a Socialist.
Religion: Spiritual Agnosticism
Offline until notice: I write in the mornings.
Your First Language: English
Cat or Dog Person: Dogs.
Transition: Transition is a way of life for me.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): I love meeting new people and making friends. I'm passionate about writing and music. I'm happily attached and don't cyber-play.
 
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Lit Name :champagne1982
Alt's :champagne2008/Dangerous Liason
Age : old enough
Your Gender :all girl
Orientation :tastefully herterosexual and artfully open
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) :attached
Link to Stories on Lit : champagne1982 and champagne2008.
Location :NE Alberta
Timezone :MTN
Your First Language :English
Cat or Dog Person :dogs
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). I'm trying to heal and get back to some form of career pursuit. 2007 was an awful year, I hope to make 2008 worth every karma deposit I made last year.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less). Not much. I don't bite.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first :The Ecstacy. This is also chronologically first as far as posting and writing go.
 
Lit Name : KarennaC
Alt's : none
Age : 37
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Somewhere between the last two
Occupation : Special ed teacher
Link to Stories on Lit : in my sig
Location : Maine
Timezone : Eastern
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : cat
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). I separated from my ex a year ago, and have been divorced for 4 months.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) I'm not as much of a ditz as I sometimes appear.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : "Private Lessons"
 
Looks like I'm a fixture, so I might as well fill this in

Lit Name : starrkers
Alt's : n/a
Age : 45 (1962)
Your Gender : female
Orientation : straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : married
Occupation : proofreader/editor/journalist but mostly housewife
Link to Stories on Lit : click the little writer smiley in my sig
Location : Australia
Timezone : AEST (GMT +10)
Your SO if on Lit : He lurks and I can't remember his handle
Political Affiliation : leftward
Offline until notice : offline? me? HA!
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : cat - I have 5 - but any critter will get a look in
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less) : Learning that life can be fun and sex isn't dirty
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) : Nice doesn't always work with me. And I'm depressive, so sometimes I'm a real wet blanket - just hit me with a fish and tell me to shut up.
 
(Damn - didn't I do this yet? Well, here goes...)

Lit Name : bonfils
Alt's : Duh... no!
Age : Late forties
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : Straight (but aspires to be a lesbian)
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Married
Occupation : Too boring to think about
Link to Stories on Lit : http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=213440&page=submissions
Location : Denmark
Timezone : CET
Your SO if on Lit :
Political Affiliation : Godless commie bastard
Offline until notice : Eh?
Your First Language : Danish (don't worry, only 5 million people speak it)
Cat or Dog Person : Cats, cats, cats
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less): I'm in therapy, man. Anything can happen.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): I'm fairly smart, and have a sense of humour.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Dunno - perhaps The Secretary)
 
Lit Name : LoquaciousLady but you can call me Mari
Alt's : none
Age : 30 for now
Your Gender : female
Orientation : bi
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : married
Occupation : housefrau
Link to Stories on Lit : here
Location : a west Texas town you'll never have heard of anyway
Timezone : US Central/ GMT -6
Your SO if on Lit : n/a
Political Affiliation : conservative libertarian, if you must know, but I'm not one to talk politics so it doesn't matter
Offline until notice :
Your First Language : American English but I can ask for the loo in 8 languages
Cat or Dog Person : both and also fish, goats, sheep, cows, and more. And not that way, you dirty person!
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). errrrr...pupae?
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) I'm a helluva nice person and I freaking hate conflict.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Um, probably neither at the moment.
 
Lit Name : Christabelll - Christa or Bell works fine
Alt's : none really
Age : 44
Your Gender : menopaused
Orientation : straight with a twist
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : engaged
Occupation : currently occupied with health and writing
Link to Stories on Lit : My stories and poems
Location : Greater DC area
Timezone : Eastern
Your SO if on Lit : Gentle Scoundrel
Political Affiliation : A conservative wild child
Offline until notice : I'm always offline LOL (saves me from slapping the jerks)
Your First Language :Hill Billy... American English with a penchant for accents
Cat or Dog Person : Cats first... I want a Russian or Irish or Scottish Wolf Hound... Fish nope- pretty but boring LOL. Birds - Hitchcock ruined me.
What should people know about you before posting with you: I take responsibility for myself and my words. And I really am not as silly or "flakey" as I sometimes appear. I know a hell of a lot but mostly feel stupid - on the outside looking in.
What transition are you currently undergoing: I am afflicted with severe daily headaches that explode into complex multi-system affecting migraines and I am still refusing to be hospitialized to be poked on. I am engaged! Shit. I am broke cuz of medical leave but my Man - my man- he takes care of me and fights for me when I cannot speak for the pain.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Perchance to Dream and 13 Hours Till Midnight

please note: all things subject to change without notice (pass me my estrogen)!
 
Lit Name : SnoopDog
Alt's : none
Age : 26
Your Gender : male
Orientation : bi-sexual
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : attached
Occupation : student
Link to Stories on Lit : none
Location : Germany
Timezone : European Standard
Your SO if on Lit : if only...
Political Affiliation : common sense
Offline until notice : on and off on no regular basis
Your First Language : German (seconds and thirds: English, French but only some, learning Spanish right now)
Cat or Dog Person : Dog, definitely
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less).
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): I'm cute, I'm cool, I'm nice, just talk to me, will ya?

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first :
 
Lit Name : Angela146
Alt's : None
Age : 32 (born 1975)
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Bi
Status: Married
Link to Stories on Lit : (here)
Location : Within 300 mi of Madison, WI
Timezone : US Central
Offline until notice : (none)
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Both
What transition are undergoing? Facing the fact that I will probably never have children.
What should people know about you before posting with you: Hmmmm...
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first :
The Seduction of Kay (Bi-Sexual Women), or
Homestead (Hetero/romantic), or
His Own Personal Cheerleader (Hetero/romantic)
 
Lit Name : Trinique, Trini, Trin
Alt's : she_is_my_addiction...a rarely used name since I became her Bitch..HAHA
Age : 22
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Lesbian with a twist
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : For all intents and purposes...I'm married, single, and looking
Occupation : Mommy
Link to Stories on Lit : It's in my sigline
Location : East Coast
Timezone : EST -5
Your SO if on Lit : My wifey, Luna, but she's not my S/O
Political Affiliation : None, really. I have a lot of opinions, but none that fit any one affiliation
Offline until notice : Online...?
Your First Language : English, Ghetto, and Bitch
Cat or Dog Person : Both, nowadays
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less) : I'm in the process of getting ready to become a mommy and find a new, cheaper place around here.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) : I can be blunt, so if you're opposed to that or enjoy the lighter side of posting, I suggest you stay away. :) I will tell you exactly what I think, and most of the time, you probably won't like it. Other than that, I can be a very nice girl. :D

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first :

No idea. Dig in.
 
Lit Name :Rengadeirishman

Alt's :none

Age :21

Your Gender :male

Orientation: Straight

Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) :attached

Occupation: getting ready to learn to tend bar

Link to Stories on Lit : Cèad Mile Failtè

Nationality- american of irish descent

Location:Baltimore

Timezone :Eastern Standard

Your SO if on Lit :Olive424

Political Affiliation : candidates that dont piss me off

Offline until notice : i've been away for awhile, but i have made my triumphant return

Your First Language : English and Bad English (you know the term, "cusses like a sailor"? well my father actually was a sailor)

Additional Languages: Spanglish (comes from working in the mall food court), Ebonics (comes from being in a city where caucasians are outnumbered 3 to 1), a few phrases of the auld Gaelige

Cat or Dog Person : Dog

What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). trying to sort my fucking life out

What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) Fairly laidback, probably drunk, quick to fight IRL but very difficult to provoke on the intrawebz

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Raspberry Beret Remix, and my erotic poem Passion.
 
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Lit Name : Edge23.
Alt's : None
Age : 37
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : Straight, but not narrow
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Still happily married
Occupation : Student/DJ for an online radio station/DM/Grunt/Thug/Bodyguard
Link to Stories on Lit : http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=405062&page=submissions
Location : Colorado
Timezone : Mountain Standard Time
Your SO if on Lit : Nope
Political Affiliation : Cthulhu for President!
Offline until notice : Random
Your First Language : English with no accent, though I can do 'Redneck' pretty well and I'm told I'm pretty good as Australian, too.
Additional Languages: Enough French and Spanish to make myself sound like an idiot.
Cat or Dog Person : Dogs. No doubt. Cats are evil. And psychotic.
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less): Getting back into school in hopes of doing something useful. And not really being able to write at the moment. Bah.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): That I have an ego the size of the Goodyear blimp, and just as inflated, but only in terms of how awesome I am (and I am), not in terms of anything important.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Let's see: A Taste of Blood, Drummer Love, or Twofer. Those are my favorites. But do NOT read RBG. Cuz it sucks. Seriously. I should take it down.
 
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Lit Name : Angela146
Alt's : None
Age : 32 (born 1975)
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Bi
Status: Married
Link to Stories on Lit : (here)
Location : Within 300 mi of Madison, WI
Timezone : US Central
Offline until notice : (none)
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Both
What transition are undergoing? Facing the fact that I will probably never have children.
What should people know about you before posting with you: Hmmmm...
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first :
The Seduction of Kay (Bi-Sexual Women), or
Homestead (Hetero/romantic), or
His Own Personal Cheerleader (Hetero/romantic)


I know the woman in the Picture - she used to be an consultant for my compnay....... I wonder if she knows the pics of her and her kids are being used here? LOLOLOLOL tis cool... she be wonderful that wa
 
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