Why are General Board people so stupid?

Nipples Mcgee said:

Two words. Nipples Mcgee.

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Yes you are buddy.. Even look at your fake sigline. You nipples and your alt clan are all racist as hell!!

LovingTongue said:

Let's get this straight right now, you threat mongering coward.

You were never in the military.
You never owned a gun. And never touched one. Not EVER. Period.

You have issued a threat you cannot ever hope to back up. From behind the safety of your fucking keyboard.


I never threatened your sorry ass to provoke this internet badass bullshit you're pulling, but if I ever came up to threaten your family, you'd never be able to hit me. I'd take that damned thing out of your hands and beat you silly with it. And that's not a threat either. It's a warning.

You're nothing to me. I could swat you aside like a fly. A weak starving fly. Turn off your Cowboy Bebop fucking anime and get real, little pussy.

Oh and I notice you ran the fuck away, you pathetic posturing gunface coward.

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I wondered how long it would take you to declare victory and accuse me of running away. 8 days before you quoted my post and declared victory

Run away? From you? Bitch please. A perfect example of why ignoring you does nothing but puff up that faltering ego of yours. As soon as anyone stops posting you start your little "end zone dance".

You're nothing if not predictable.


I don't have to prove anything LT, least of all to you. You can dismiss my life experience all you want, the reality does not go away except in your mind.

You can say I wasn't in the Army, I have the DD-214 to prove it. I spent 3 years at Hardt Kaserne, Schwäbisch Gmünd, Germany in a Pershing II unit, the 2nd/9th FA, Alpha Battery before the I.N.F. treaty called for deactivation of those missile systems.

You can say I've never held or owned a gun, or never fired one. That doesn't make it true. I've owned guns since I was given my first 22 bolt action rifle at the age of 10. In the Army I was qualified with a .45 sidearm, an M16 and an M60. I've likely fired more weapons than you've ever seen in your life. Unless you're an arms dealer..

I'd never hit you? A completely laughable assumption, and one that would get you perforated should you attempt to test it. I was and am an expert marksman. I never qualified with less than 39 hits of 40 shots fired. You can try to dodge bullets, I don't think your odds would be too good there tough guy. Do the math.

You can say anything you want. Make all of the baseless assumptions you feel necessary to prop up that fragile little ego of yours. The truth is that you're all talk, no walk.

I didn't threaten you, dumbass. I issued a warning to you should you think to try anything like the claims you make about showing up at a "dojo" to kick someone's ass. Which I think is a complete fabrication. I find it fucking hilarious that you're actually proud of that story by the way. It would be par for the course for you. Inflate an online argument into an unprovable and unwitnessed claim of showing up to kick someone's ass.. and claim the other party didn't show, or ran away. Much like you do every time someone tires of talking at you here. Perfect example right here.

If you think that you're scaring or impressing anyone you're sadly mistaken. I have no qualms about putting a couple of rounds between your eyes should you ever present yourself as an actual threat to me or my family. For now you're just a loud mouthed, shit talking, nothing. Emphasis on the shit talking.

You're only a threat to yourself and possibly small children who call you names. Maybe.

Just a tech point, more than one round between the eyes is redundant.

bronzeage said:

Just a tech point, more than one round between the eyes is redundant.

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That depends on the target.

Actually hitting the grey matter rattling around in LT's vacuous skull could require even more than two.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

Stewpid, whut?

It's LT's habit to enter thread titles that oppose the topic, or what's regarded as true.

Like this one, for example: Our old war vets and ex-POWs hate America

Ulaven_Demorte said:

I wondered how long it would take you to declare victory and accuse me of running away. 8 days before you quoted my post and declared victory

Run away? From you? Bitch please. A perfect example of why ignoring you does nothing but puff up that faltering ego of yours. As soon as anyone stops posting you start your little "end zone dance".

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Aw, spare me. You're just a coward. You got your ass handed to you across TWO BOARDS and you haven't found a way to spin it yet.

You're nothing if not predictable.

I don't have to prove anything LT, least of all to you. You can dismiss my life experience all you want, the reality does not go away except in your mind.

You can say I wasn't in the Army, I have the DD-214 to prove it. I spent 3 years at Hardt Kaserne, Schwäbisch Gmünd, Germany in a Pershing II unit, the 2nd/9th FA, Alpha Battery before the I.N.F. treaty called for deactivation of those missile systems.

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You may have read about it, punkass, but that's about it.

You can say I've never held or owned a gun, or never fired one. That doesn't make it true. I've owned guns since I was given my first 22 bolt action rifle at the age of 10. In the Army I was qualified with a .45 sidearm, an M16 and an M60. I've likely fired more weapons than you've ever seen in your life. Unless you're an arms dealer..

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Oh, I know you've fired quite a few guns. Unfortunately they've all hit your ass or your foot.

I'd never hit you? A completely laughable assumption, and one that would get you perforated should you attempt to test it. I was and am an expert marksman. I never qualified with less than 39 hits of 40 shots fired. You can try to dodge bullets, I don't think your odds would be too good there tough guy. Do the math.

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ROTFLMAO!!! More internet badassity. Oh, you're really scaring me now. OoooEEEEEoooooo, on Halloween no less.

In reality, you just jumped right up from your seat and ran around the room again going "pow! pow! shoom! zap! boom! yeah, I got him!" and then sat your tired schizo ass back down to type some more.

You can say anything you want. Make all of the baseless assumptions you feel necessary to prop up that fragile little ego of yours. The truth is that you're all talk, no walk.

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Oh and I bet all this Army sharpshooter bullshit talk you just did, scared the hell out of the mice running around your desk.

NOT.

I didn't threaten you, dumbass. I issued a warning to you should you think to try anything like the claims you make about showing up at a "dojo" to kick someone's ass. Which I think is a complete fabrication. I find it fucking hilarious that you're actually proud of that story by the way. It would be par for the course for you. Inflate an online argument into an unprovable and unwitnessed claim of showing up to kick someone's ass.. and claim the other party didn't show, or ran away. Much like you do every time someone tires of talking at you here. Perfect example right here.

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Oh, I backed up my assertions about showing up in Texas. I described the place in a way you can't get from phone calls or googling.

That's far more substantiation than you could ever hope to provide for your GI Joe army boy gunface fantasies.

If you think that you're scaring or impressing anyone you're sadly mistaken. I have no qualms about putting a couple of rounds between your eyes should you ever present yourself as an actual threat to me or my family. For now you're just a loud mouthed, shit talking, nothing. Emphasis on the shit talking.

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LOL, you just love to hurl threats at me when I haven't threatened you. What's the matter, little boy? Can't even convince yourself?

I'll tell you what you are in real life. You're just a pimple faced kid who hasn't had pussy since pussy had you, with a high pitched voice from the last time you threatened someone like this in real life and they kicked your balls up into your throat.

You're nothing, UD. Always have been and always will be. Your gunface fantasies impress no one. Except maybe Bronzeage and that's because he believes any white dude's bullshit.

If I ever wanted to kill your family you'd never even see me coming. Then who the fuck are you going to point your imaginary guns at?

phrodeau said:

It's LT's habit to enter thread titles that oppose the topic, or what's regarded as true.

Like this one, for example: Our old war vets and ex-POWs hate America

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And you are proving my case by totally not getting the point.

From the "I'm southern fried stupid and proud of it!" files:

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=24740090&postcount=37

bronzeage said:

That's because its Deleware. Northern White people are stupider than Southern White people. Its genetic. There has been some intermarriage of northerner women and southern men, but all it has done is pull down the over all average intelligence.

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http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=24741913&postcount=92

Retrieval said:

Black people are the most racist people I've ever met.

A lot of Asians stick with their own kind, but I have over heard anti-white comments on quite a few occasions.

Very, very rarely will I hear a racist comment coming from a white person. The myth that the majority of racists are white is exactly that. A myth.

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LovingTongue said:

Aw, spare me. You're just a coward. You got your ass handed to you across TWO BOARDS and you haven't found a way to spin it yet.

<I'd edit to remove all of the empty posturing bullshit, but that would leave nothing at all soooo.>

If I ever wanted to kill your family you'd never even see me coming. Then who the fuck are you going to point your imaginary guns at?

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Still doing the end zone shuffle. That's OK LT, I won't begrudge you your fantasies. Lord knows it's all you have, and oddly enough what you accuse everyone else of (fantasy wives, fantasy jobs, fantasy homes... etc... Personally I think it's projection, all of your own perceived faults you try to hurl at everyone else).

I have no reason to make untrue claims of military service, I'm not out to impress anyone on Lit. Far from it in fact.

Just keep on underestimating people and painting yourself as the super-secret badass assassin.. He dodges bullets, he's invisible.. It's the Negro Ninja!

You're more than welcome to try your luck any time you're feeling froggy. At least half a dozen people on Lit know exactly where my home is. Ask around.

Come on down, present yourself as a threat. I'd love to see that dodging bullets trick. I'm betting it would be more of a catching bullets trick.

Ah but you won't.. Just more bullshit.. More pathetic attempts at puffing up that fragile ego.. That's your M.O., talk shit, get called on it, talk more shit, declare victory. Repeat ad nauseum.

You're fucking boring the ever loving shit out of me and likely everyone else. I'll check back next week when you figure out how to respond with yet more idiotic posturing bullshit.

Tell me again how you would slap the gun out of my hand, that cracks me the fuck up.

Ulaven_Demorte said:

Grrrrrrrrrrr!

Pow! Zoom! Ratatatatatat! Kapowee! KaBOOM!

I'm the dumb redneck GI Joe badass! Bring it on!

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Ulaven_Demorte said:

That depends on the target.

Actually hitting the grey matter rattling around in LT's vacuous skull could require even more than two.

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Be careful. He has a cloak of invisability so you need to stock up on anti-ninja powder.

bronzeage said:

Be careful. He has a cloak of invisability so you need to stock up on anti-ninja powder.

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That wouldn't work for you. The stench of bullshit would give you away from five kilometers.

LovingTongue said:

That wouldn't work for you. The stench of bullshit would give you away from five kilometers.

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Wassup, Ninja?

Ulaven_Demorte said:

You can say I wasn't in the Army, I have the DD-214 to prove it. I spent 3 years at Hardt Kaserne, Schwäbisch Gmünd, Germany in a Pershing II unit, the 2nd/9th FA, Alpha Battery before the I.N.F. treaty called for deactivation of those missile systems.

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I'm familiar with the 2nd/9th FA. When I rotated out of Nam, I spent the rest of my time in Germany with the 2nd/39th FA.

bronzeage said:

Wassup, Ninja?

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I'd only need a bar of soap to kill you.

LovingTongue said:

I'd only need a bar of soap to kill you.

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Probably the most hazardous thing you have ever handled.

I'm not worried.

bronzeage said:

Probably the most hazardous thing you have ever handled.

I'm not worried.

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I can understand your delusions. In your area black people are expected to say "yassah mistah bossman" when white kids point shotguns at them.

It probably scared the piss out of you when that kid snatched the gun out of his hands.

Who knows, you might go on a shooting rampage when you actually realize that I and so many other black people across the country would bitch slap you silly for calling us a nigger to our faces.

It's okay for you to continue in your delusions. It's better that way. Really. FBI buildings around the country thank you.

LovingTongue said:

I can understand your delusions. In your area black people are expected to say "yassah mistah bossman" when white kids point shotguns at them.
It probably scared the piss out of you when that kid snatched the gun out of his hands.
Who knows, you might go on a shooting rampage when you actually realize that I and so many other black people across the country would bitch slap you silly for calling us a nigger to our faces.
It's okay for you to continue in your delusions. It's better that way. Really. FBI buildings around the country thank you.

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I can't say what so many other black people might do, but you are not going to slap anybody.

Maybe you could use your secret Ninja powers to sneak Mychel Bell out of jail, where he still is for trying it your way.

But then, you are probably used to letting other people fight while you watch from the sidelines. The Ninja cloak must come in handy then.

PannieMonster said:

I'm familiar with the 2nd/9th FA. When I rotated out of Nam, I spent the rest of my time in Germany with the 2nd/39th FA.

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That was quite some time before I was there.

I didn't arrive in country until Jan 1988 and left in late 1990 as the unit was deactivating. I spent most of the last 6 months at the Mutlangen facility getting erector-launchers, Pershing II's, and MAN trucks ready to be turned in.

Or I read about it.. Maybe LT can let us know exactly. He seems to be the authority on all things real.

bronzeage said:

I can't say what so many other black people might do, but you are not going to slap anybody.

Maybe you could use your secret Ninja powers to sneak Mychel Bell out of jail, where he still is for trying it your way.

But then, you are probably used to letting other people fight while you watch from the sidelines. The Ninja cloak must come in handy then.

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It's a good thing you keep telling yourself these stories, I'd hate for you to realize how deluded you are and then go off and bring down an FBI building.

I can see now why your mom doesn't let you near shotguns.

Ulaven_Demorte said:

That was quite some time before I was there.

I didn't arrive in country until Jan 1988 and left in late 1990 as the unit was deactivating. I spent most of the last 6 months at the Mutlangen facility getting erector-launchers, Pershing II's, and MAN trucks ready to be turned in.

Or I read about it.. Maybe LT can let us know exactly. He seems to be the authority on all things real.

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I'm sure you knew someone who was there. And they even let you touch their weapon, too!

LovingTongue said:

It's a good thing you keep telling yourself these stories, I'd hate for you to realize how deluded you are and then go off and bring down an FBI building.

I can see now why your mom doesn't let you near shotguns.

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Mychell Bell's mom said to tell you hello.