Hey Pinkie. I need some cream in my coffee. How bout a couple squirts?

I'll say when.

You wish. I won't even let my husband drink me.

I saw an interview with Ricky Gervaise (writer of The Office) who described how his friend moved to the countryside and the first weekend they were there the neighbour, a dungaree and sandals woman came round with a rice pudding. She had made it as a welcoming gift, using breast milk which she had left over - "It was more natural and seemed a shame to waste it" she said.

Ricky was appalled at this and said that he suggested his friend send the woman round to his house and he would make her a spunk sandwich

pinkstarfish said:

You wish. I won't even let my husband drink me.

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Prude.