Things Litsters Do When Cornered
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Nora said:
And I just saw where you are pregnant! It sounds like soon there will be a baby, too! Wow! Congrats on that, too.
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gravyrug said:
Better! He hath thrown the Holy Hand Grenade of Hyperbole. No, wait, that's the pin. It might be best to duck anyway.
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So, true. All of the stuff you've posted is true. Whatever happened to taking responsibility for one's own actions? I always take ownership of my own blunders, but being accused of doing something I haven't is fun, too. It makes the accuser look like a total ass, which I secretly adore.
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bg23, please post your tits.
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I can never be cornered. I live in a circular house ^_^
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BlackShanglan said:You can't be serious. You've seen actual examples of this?
Some favorites of mine:
10. "I was just posting the stupidest thing I could think of, to see how many of you idiots would take it seriously. Dance, puppets, dance!"
*nodding*
I'd rank this a lot higher than 10.
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usually, in a heated debate the sudden realization that you dont care what a bunch of people on an internet porn site think about you. then the litster gets up and go buys an ice cream cone.
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kbtd - yup
or thundergust then follow through
when cornered i tend to kick ass
or thundergust then follow through
when cornered i tend to kick ass
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When you decide on a definition of 'lie' that doesn't change from day to day, come back to me and we'll discuss this.zipman said:They're your words from less than a month ago, moron.
YOUR OWN WORDS!
What's your next excuse, you were waterboarded?
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And then there's BlackShanglan's favorite move for when his buddies are hopelessly cornered:BlackShanglan said:
"Well, that's not a racial slur. It's just a word uttered in a conversation."
or:
"The fact that there are fat admirers and indifferents out there, is not actually a fact."
Rich stuff indeed.
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The NUMBER ONE thing litsters do when cornered:
"you're on ignore"
"you're on ignore"
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LovingTongue said:
Thank you for reminding us that whatever number we're on needs to read "Make up things that people didn't say. If you're feeling particularly energetic, post links to threads in which they didn't actually say those things and dare people to read through the entire thread. Then ask them to prove where the alleged offense didn't occur."
"I always never said his name was Popinjay, sir."
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allium said:How about - turn up on this thread after you've just been guilty of one of the behaviours described and agree as if you're observer not perpretator?
Smart cookie, BG23
Shh! That was my cunning strategy, damnit.
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^^^^ Oh man, I love it when people just walk right into a bear trap like that.BlackShanglan said:
Part 1:
These are the excuses you came up with when your racist buddies are cornered:
Translation: "Well, that's not a racial slur. It's just a word uttered in a conversation."
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