The Stupid Shit We Say During Sex:
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Sallad said:
Oh, Daddy! You made me swallow my retainer !!!!
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glad you liked itSallad said:
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yes he is, o and add him to my "weird crushes" list because he's a cutieShowMeGal said:
o and watch the muffins one
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You know you've scraped the bottom of the barrel when you're choosing me to sleep with, right?
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Sallad said:
Ummmm... no, that was a joke... and a reference to a poem published on here.
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awwwe you'll always be above the hobos and drug addicts in my barrelIndieSnob said:
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posterOfAgirl said:awwwe you'll always be above the hobos and drug addicts in my barrel
I dunno, there's some pretty sexy strung out indie hipsters on the hill.
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allium said:
Congrats, you've made my ignore list.
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Rhys said:
No.
I get Jack Black a lot though.
Nice to know I'm as fat as I feel.
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In high school...
My friend was making out with her boyfriend. It was the first time that she let him finger her.
She called me later that evening and reports in to me about the experience. After he inserts his fingers he made a comment stating, "Is this where pee comes from?"
Yeah, apparently it killed the mood. Heh. It became a huge running joke.
My friend was making out with her boyfriend. It was the first time that she let him finger her.
She called me later that evening and reports in to me about the experience. After he inserts his fingers he made a comment stating, "Is this where pee comes from?"
Yeah, apparently it killed the mood. Heh. It became a huge running joke.
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BeBe81 said:
She wasn't receptive to his request for golden showers then?
