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scouries said:
Sorry to have kept you up Miss.Skytten. For someone your age you’d probably be better off trying to grab a little nap every afternoon so you can be alert in the evening for your hubby. Generally we men don’t find yawners that sexy.

Shee-it mademoiselle bijou – don’t believe that boy – I have the #117 and #223 most read stories in the hstory of Literotica. Like all-time! Click Top Lists, then click Stories – the most read stories on Literotica, then click page 2 where you’ll find, “Daddy?” I Whispered, then click page 3 where you’ll find “Ohhh…Mommy” I Groaned.

And that’s the reason I don’t like people posting on my thread – people lie!

And your Just contrary that way simply highlights one of the major problems facing America these days – women who haven’t been brought up correctly and who have too much free time on their hands. Flatulent???

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only four more days – jrs
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I knew you were a bigot, but I didn't realize that you are sexist as well. Your comment speaks for it's self, sir. I'm astounded that the women of the world haven't done your anatomy some serious harm. No wonder you write about having sex with your mommy. You have no respect for her.

There's something that I think people have been trying to point out to you, but you just haven't gotten the message (I’m going to put this as plainly as possible so that you might actually be able to understand): You think you're the best because so many people "open" your stories. On the “top list” there are two sub-lists – one for most read and one for highest votes.

Are you with me so far?

The problem with the “most read” list is that people believe you use any number of dishonest means to inflate your numbers. After reading a little of your work, I can see why they would think that.

The other list, the one with the highest votes, is the one that most people pay attention to.

Still with me?

You are NOT on the highest vote list. You keep talking about how many people “read” your stories, but if they truly are reading them, they certainly have not been voting on them. It would seem that most people don’t really like your work. They read it, vote it down and go on… OR… no one is actually reading it at all and you’re using some kind of “scripts” to boost your numbers.

If people like you so much, why aren’t you on the other top list?

So, you see, dear, thick-headed fool, no one lied but you.
 
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only four more days – jrs
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Post.

Post.

Post.


Yup, though I was raised to have the exact attitude of respect you describe, I managed to get over it.

And oh, my mistake. I'm sure you do have stories at the top, dearie. So very proud of you.

Bet you wouldn't mind posters if they were disciples...

Till you get some, you'll have to deal with riff-raff like me. Eh bien. C'est dommage, n'est-ce pas?

bijou
 
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And here’s what I’ve learned about women and ‘bijou’s’: Women like jewelry. They’re like raccoons: show them some shiny stuff and they’ll follow you home every time.

July results will be out tomorrow – jrs
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Perhaps that's the only way you can attract women, but don't assume that's some universal characteristic of women.
 
scouries said:
Avery, avery, avery my little man…listen pal, you clearly have missed a few chapters here.

You wrote: The other list, the one with the highest votes, is the one that most people pay attention to. Still with me? You are NOT on the highest vote list. You keep talking about how many people “read” your stories, but if they truly are reading them, they certainly have not been voting on them. It would seem that most people don’t really like your work….

In fact my good man my #1 story, the most popular and most read Literotica story of 2006 and 2007 also happens to have received more votes than any story in the history of the Literotica site. If I do say so myself. Out of some 120,000 stories that have been posted, one, mine, has received more votes than any other. Sounds to me like they’ve been voting on them. (FYI - All my stories combined have now received over 3 0 , 0 0 0 votes)

And why not just fess up and admit who you really are? Be a man for once in your life! You might just discover broads like it.
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He's speaking and you are only hearing what you want to hear scouries, as usual.

The votes he's talking about are for the category top lists, you know, the top five hundred stories in each category. The list you are not on, the one that says no one like your stories.

More votes doesn't mean people like something, just that they vote. Both the number of votes and the number of clicks are way out of whack for the short time you've been here and the scores on your stories.

As for reads, they are just clicks and anyone can do that all day long. they are not checked to see if they are valid or just someone with a lot of time on their hands.

Does that clear it up for you
 
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Ma petite bijou Re Your: Yup, though I was raised to have the exact attitude of respect you describe, I managed to get over it.

Who are you kidding? You’ll never get over it. I suggest you immediately go out and find a strong man to take care of you.

And here’s what I’ve learned about women and ‘bijou’s’: Women like jewelry. They’re like raccoons: show them some shiny stuff and they’ll follow you home every time.

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You're clearly just the right strong man for me, baby. Here's what let's do. You approach me with a double handful of grape-sized rubies and emeralds, and see if I follow you home even then.

More like dragons than raccoons.
 
audited numbers....and diamonds

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Miss bijou C’mon, what’s this about emeralds or rubies, we all know it’s the big diamond and the walk down the aisle you girls are all looking for.

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Oh, Scurvies, you just make me giggle like a schoolgirl, you do. Adorable! The last time I met a pig your size I was at the State Fair. He was pretty smart too, just like you.

Slide me that big rock, baby; you know what I like. Make sure it's a 12 carat CZ cocktail ring from the Walmart counter, cause I don't want you spendin' too much money on lil' ol' me, not with all the engine work you still gotta do on the Chevelle...

I can just picture the wedding: you, resplendent in your size 4X powder blue tuxedo, and all your groomsmen in jeans and cowboy hats, with matching NASCAR-themed belt buckles the size of dinner plates. I'll make sure the bridesmaids are all chewing gum, and we'll have plenty of hot wings and lukewarm Bud Lite to serve at the reception.

my momma will be so proud.
 
However, you can rest assured that for those of us who have signed royalty contracts with Lit, there is both weekly and monthly computer verification of every view of every ScouriesWorld story by an outside (and highly respected) auditing firm and hence I can happily report that all figures I report to you are 100% legitimate.


I'd laugh and point but that's just not polite...... Dumbass.... :rolleyes:
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
He's on ignore so I don't read his drivel but did he say, "royalty checks from Lit?"

Does he mean checks from winning contests or has he just truly gone off the deep end?
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It all goes back to his wet dream of all clicks on his stories are sales...... :rolleyes:
 
"those of us who have signed royalty contracts with Lit."

I thought this was interesting and decided to come back and ask about it. I see that, in the interim, it's become an occasion of amusement for others--but, I'd be interested to know exactly what this is all about, if true. Lit. signs royalty contracts with some of the authors posting here? True? Under what circumstances? Just smoke and mirrors?

(I'd PM Laurel, but she doesn't answer me. Maybe a member of "the clique" could PM her for me--since you all say you always get answers.)
 
sr71plt said:
"those of us who have signed royalty contracts with Lit."

I thought this was interesting and decided to come back and ask about it. I see that, in the interim, it's become an occasion of amusement for others--but, I'd be interested to know exactly what this is all about, if true. Lit. signs royalty contracts with some of the authors posting here? True? Under what circumstances? Just smoke and mirrors?

(I'd PM Laurel, but she doesn't answer me. Maybe a member of "the clique" could PM her for me--since you all say you always get answers.)
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Absolutely not true. It's just one of scours delusional fantasies.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Ooh, well shucks. Do you suppose he means us, cloudy?

Contest winners receive checks, sr. And pens and paperweights and plaques and other nifty things.

But no one receives royalties just for posting stories here.
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...and Amazon gift certificates. I've gotten a few of those - love 'em. :)
 
"Absolutely not true. It's just one of scours delusional fantasies."

That's what I assumed. But thought it would be interesting to pin him down on it. It would be a scream if he had a contract with Lit. to pump up the forum (since he obviously does pump up the forum--he's got all of the rest of you in a Pavlovian tizzy.)
 
scouries said:
Avery, avery, avery my little man…listen pal, you clearly have missed a few chapters here.
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Oh my god -- you think I'm Avery now, don't you?

*stifling laughter*

Your vaunted powers of deduction live right up to my expectations. Suffice to say, my expectations are pretty low.

You know what, though? I'm not even going to waste one byte trying to convince you otherwise. We could both be sitting in the same room with you and you'd refuse to believe the truth, now that you've crafted a lie that you can live with.

Far easier than admitting you've turned yet another person off to your stories when they discovered this thread - and the disturbing glimpses into your true character that it reveals.

Continue on with your delusion, oh whakky one. The truth will only hit harder when you finally process how wrong you are.

I'll still be over here chuckling at you, especially when you post these bogus "sales figures". Actually, I'm already chuckling. I'll probably be laughing my ass off when you toss out that ridiculous load of tripe.

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Just to make sure the ongoing examples of his sexist and racist bigotry remain here for posterity:

scouries said:
Who are you kidding? You’ll never get over it. I suggest you immediately go out and find a strong man to take care of you.

And here’s what I’ve learned about women and ‘bijou’s’: Women like jewelry. They’re like raccoons: show them some shiny stuff and they’ll follow you home every time.
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My posts, and thus your words, aren't going anywhere.
 
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"You're Scribbled, aren't you?"

No, I'm not. I'm SR71PLT. I have posted over 200 stories under that name on Lit. over the past year. Still knee-jerking making assumptions without doing any checking first, right?

Everyone who just happens to be tired of your smug forum yakking and putting other site participants down has just got to be a single poster, right?
 
What a surprise. You're all chums. Who would have known? Well, if you now have decided I'm not Scribbled, you and yours have yet another person to gang bang and be snarky to and about when you have one of your little gatherings. Have fun. I'll be busy writing and posting stories.

P.S. Yes, I did respond to your PM (didn't think I kept my PM's, did you?). What I answered: "Thanks for the guidance and the information on setting up quotes. Probably won't need them, though. The forum seems like a pool of piranhas. Better left alone from now on."

Obviously it's best just to let you "chums" smugly bully everyone else on the board.
 
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… A well hung horse …NEW CATEGORY ANNOUNCED … and speaking of dogs ….

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But, but, what about that claim of having a royalty contract with this Web site, Scouries? It was a simple question. I'm really interested in that. It's THAT pea I'm watching as you shuffle those walnut shells.
 
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