Disclaimer - just to cover my ass

Shankara20

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Updated Disclaimer - just to cover my ass.

My posts are of sexually oriented adult material intended for individuals 18 years of age or older and those of legal age to view sexually explicit material as determined by the local and national laws of the region in which you reside.

This content includes and is not limited to: adult male/female, adult male/male, adult female/female, adult any combination and number of the above, dildos, vibrators, anal stimulators, massagers, bondage - BDSM, sex games, sex novelties, erotic clothing, love dolls, sex toys for men, sex toys for women, sex toys for couples, sex toys for gays, , men in lace undies, women in boxers, laundry hanging on the line, body piercings, body stretching, needle sticking in touchy places and other even grosser things people can do with bodies.

PLEASE - if you are going to post pics here try to follow this next part:

In order to stay within posting guidelines for this forum, I don’t really give a poop about other Lit forums or their posting guidelines, I will not post "sexually explicit conduct". As posted elsewhere on Lit "sexually explicit conduct" includes
- Actual or simulated:
(A) sexual intercourse, including genital-genital, oral-genital, anal-genital, or oral-anal, whether between persons of the same or opposite sex;
(B) bestiality;
(C) masturbation;
(D) sadistic or masochistic abuse; or
(E) lascivious exhibition of the genitals or pubic area of any person.

Now, that can get a little interesting to define so I will do my best here to outline my take:
(1) I will not post cum (being or have been delivered money shots) including snowballing, etc.
(2)I will not post scat, I might post a little wet play just to see what I can get away with.
(3) In (D) above defining “abuse” night be in the eye of the beholder. I will attempt to apply my understanding of SSC/RACK to all involved in the photo. Self-play is sure covered by SSC/RACK most of the time.
(4) Management here sees fisting, etc. as falling under (A), so no body part inserting into body opening. A vibrator in a pussy is probably a (C) no-no, a steel rod up a cock may be a (D) but one might sneak in every-so-often.

More info:

1. All people I discuss having sex with are over the age of 18 even when I use terms such as boy, boi, girl, grl, princess, prince.
2. No actual family relationships are implied with terms such at mommy, daddy, grandpa, grandma, sonny boi, little girl, sweetie, wife, husband.
3. I am an adult, being at least 21 years of age and also covered by Medicare, so do the math.
4. I believe in the principles of the First Amendment which holds that free adults have the right to decide for themselves what they will view or purchase without government interference and can consent to viewing adult-oriented material.
5. Images and body parts I post may or may not be me or mine. I steal pics from the internet. I love to show off my bits. It is up to you to figure it out if it is my or not - or you can just ask. ps – this might help in figuring out if the pics is of me, I am an overweight hairy male.
6, I am a Bi Top (or bi switch depending on the day), but I will flirt as a Top or bottom, gay -bi - straight. If you are confused by watching my posts imagine what it is like waking up each morning as me.
7. I will not guarantee that I will not copy, download and/or redistribute any material found on this site - I steal shit from the internet.
8. If I ever talk about doing it “doggy” (or any other even remotely animal reference) I am not talking about cross-species sex
9. Do not try to hold me liable for any claims, liability, losses, costs, damages, or expenses (including attorney's fees) arising from interacting with me or for participation in any service I offer or information I provide.
10. I certify that I am not a city, county, state or official federal law enforcement officer, foreign official, or inspector for the U.S. Postal Service, and I am not entering this site for the purpose of entrapment, or ordering adult material as evidence for the prosecution of, or harassment of any individual or organization.
11. On occasion I am setting at home naked playing with myself while on this site.
12. I desire to see sexually explicit material.
13. I’m really a kind-hearted ok sorta guy.
14. I agree that the material contained herein might be obscene and/or offensive in any and every way it could ever be construed to be so.
14a. I do, however agree that the material presented here is not illegal or considered obscene within in my town, borough, village, community, city, state, province or country.
15. I have strongly held political beliefs. I come to Lit to get away from them, so I do not engage in most political discussions.
16. I hate labels, but I use them as a convenient short hand language in my posts cuse I’m lazy. So sorry if I piss you off should my definition of any label not match yours and I fail to stay with a 24 page thread discussion working out each and every nuance of each word meaning. I come here to play and be with friendly folks. I would hook up with my ex if I wanted to have a fight.
11. You can stop receiving such material posted by me at any time by staying the fuck away from me and my posts and not returning.
12. ALL MY POSTS OFFERED AS NOVELTIES ONLY.

In addition:
This post (including all attachments) may contain personal information that is intended solely for the named thread . It is confidential and may be subject to legal or other professional privilege. Any confidentiality or privilege is not waived or lost because this post was made by mistake. Any personal information in this post must be handled in accordance with the Privacy Act 1988 (what ever in the hell that is). Any unauthorized use of the contents is expressly prohibited. If you have read this post in error, please let me know by reply post, delete it from your memory and destroy any copies. Before opening or using attachments, check them for viruses and defects. It is the responsibility of the recipient to ensure that it is virus free and no responsibility is accepted by me for any loss or damage arising in any way from its use. My liability is limited to re-supplying the post and attached files or the costs of having them re-supplied. This post and any attachments are also subject to copyright. No part of them may be reproduced, adapted or transmitted without the written permission of the copyright owner * but as I'm am so lazy there is no remote chance in hell that I'll ever do anything about it, so go ahead a take what you want. There may be copyright issues with some of the pics I have linked or reposted and I hope to god I don’t get messed up in any litigation.


Well that should just about do it. Thanks :kiss:

12/03/14
 
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Shankara20 said:
Disclaimer - just to cover my ass.

My posts are of sexually oriented adult material intended for individuals 18 years of age or older and of legal age to view sexually explicit material as determined by the local and national laws of the region in which you reside.

This content includes and is not limited to: adult male/female, adult male/male, adult female/female, adult any combination and number of the above, dildos, vibrators, anal stimulators, massagers, bondage - BDSM, sex games, sex novelties, condoms, erotic clothing, love dolls, sex lubes, sex lotions, sex toys for men, sex toys for women, sex toys for couples, sex toys for gays, sex with food, men in lace undies, women in boxers, laundry hanging on the line, body piercings, body stretching, needle sticking in touchy places and other even grosser things people can do with bodies.

1. All people I discuss having sex with are over the age of 18 even when I use terms such as boy, boi, girl, grl, princess, prince.
2. No actual family relationships are implied with terms such at mommy, daddy, grandpa, grandma, sonny boi, little girl, sweetie, wife, husband.
3. I am an adult, being at least 21 years of age - AT LEAST
4. I believe in the principles of the First Amendment which holds that free adults have the right to decide for themselves what they will view or purchase without government interference and consent to viewing adult-oriented material.
5. Images and body parts I post may or may not be me or mine. I steal pics from the internet. I love to show off my bits. It is up to you to figure it out - or you can just ask. ps - I am an overweight hairy male.
6, I am a gay Top (or bi switch depending on the day), but I will flirt as a Top or bottom, gay -bi - straight. If you are confused by watching my posts imagine what it is like waking up each morning as me.
7. I will not guarantee that I will not copy, download and/or redistribute any material found on this site - I steal shit from the internet.
8. If I ever talk about doing it “doggy” (or any other even remotely animal reference) I am not talking about cross-species sex
9. Do not try to hold me liable for any claims, liability, losses, costs, damages, or expenses (including attorney's fees) arising from interacting with me or for participation in any service I offer or information I provide.
10. I certify that I am not a city, county, state or official federal law enforcement officer, foreign official, or inspector for the U.S. Postal Service, and I am not entering this site for the purpose of entrapment, or ordering adult material as evidence for the prosecution of, or harassment of any individual or organization.
11. On occasion I am setting at home naked playing with myself while on this site.
12. I desire to receive sexually explicit material.
13. I’m really a kindhearted ok sorta guy.
14. I agree that the material contained herein might be obscene and/or offensive in any and every way it could ever be construed to be so.
14a. I do, however agree that the material presented here is not illegal or considered obscene within in my town, borough, village, community, city, state, province or country.
15. I have strongly held political beliefs. I come to Lit to get away from them, so I do not engage in most political discussions.
16. I hate labels, but I use them as a convenient short hand language in my posts cuse I’m lazy. So sorry if I piss you off should my definition of any label not match yours and I fail to stay with a 24 page thread discussion working out each and every nuance of each word meaning. I come here to play and be with friendly folks. I would hook up with my ex if I wanted to have a fight.
11. You can stop receiving such material posted by me at any time by staying the fuck away from me and my posts and not returning.
12. ALL MY POSTS OFFERED AS NOVELTIES ONLY.


Well that should just about do it. Thanks :kiss:

"noted"

This post (including all attachments) may contain personal information that is intended solely for the named thread . It is confidential and may be subject to legal or other professional privilege. Any confidentiality or privilege is not waived or lost because this post was made by mistake. Any personal information in this post must be handled in accordance with the Privacy Act 1988 (Cth). Any unauthorised use of the contents is expressly prohibited. If you have read this post in error, please let me know by reply post , delete it from your memory and destroy any copies. Before opening or using attachments, check them for viruses and defects. It is the responsibility of the recipient to ensure that it is virus free and no responsibility is accepted by us for any loss or damage arising in any way from its use. My liability is limited to re-supplying the post and attached files or the costs of having them re-supplied. This post and any attachments are also subject to copyright. No part of them may be reproduced, adapted or transmitted without the written permission of the copyright owner.

Edit to add Fu you are aware the proverbial is going to make contact with the fan when your disciples find no pictures in this thread under that title .
 
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12. ALL MY POSTS OFFERED AS NOVELTIES ONLY.

Like insertables are?

So are you saying I should take this post and shove it where the sun don't shine???? :D
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
"noted"

Edit to add Fu you are aware the proverbial is going to make contact with the fan when your disciples find no pictures in this thread under that title .

9. Do not try to hold me liable for any claims, liability, losses, costs, damages, or expenses (including attorney's fees) arising from interacting with me or for participation in any service I offer or information I provide.

:cool:
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
This post (including all attachments) may contain personal information that is intended solely for the named thread . It is confidential and may be subject to legal or other professional privilege. Any confidentiality or privilege is not waived or lost because this post was made by mistake. Any personal information in this post must be handled in accordance with the Privacy Act 1988 (Cth). Any unauthorised use of the contents is expressly prohibited. If you have read this post in error, please let me know by reply post , delete it from your memory and destroy any copies. Before opening or using attachments, check them for viruses and defects. It is the responsibility of the recipient to ensure that it is virus free and no responsibility is accepted by us for any loss or damage arising in any way from its use. My liability is limited to re-supplying the post and attached files or the costs of having them re-supplied. This post and any attachments are also subject to copyright. No part of them may be reproduced, adapted or transmitted without the written permission of the copyright owner.

this has now been added to my disclaimer, with minor modification because:

7. I will not guarantee that I will not copy, download and/or redistribute any material found on this site - I steal shit from the internet.
 
Netzach said:
12. ALL MY POSTS OFFERED AS NOVELTIES ONLY.

Like insertables are?

So are you saying I should take this post and shove it where the sun don't shine???? :D

Help provided upon request...

soft murmurs are considered such requests
 
I'm sitting here, trying to imagine Shank with his ass covered . . . the image is NOT computing. :confused:
 
Ooooooh, well that's a pretty flimsy cover. Not gonna do you much good if someone REALLY wants to . . . . well maybe that's the point. :p
 
graceanne said:
Ooooooh, well that's a pretty flimsy cover. Not gonna do you much good if someone REALLY wants to . . . . well maybe that's the point. :p
*looks around in a panic*
Did DVS just sign in? :eek:


:D
 
graceanne said:
Why do you wanna know? So you can paint a bulls-eye on your panties?
No need to paint a bulls eye...I always make my submissives strip before I take their ass. Now, if they are just not cooperating, I just tie them up and rip the panties off. :rolleyes: Yes, it's kind of dramatic, but it works.

Oh sorry, but don't get any ideas, Shank. I don't prefer hairy asses (guys). But, I'm quite sure Netzach or Ebony could naill your ass to the wall with little effort...literally. :D
 
DVS said:
No need to paint a bulls eye...I always make my submissives strip before I take their ass. Now, if they are just not cooperating, I just tie them up and rip the panties off. :rolleyes: Yes, it's kind of dramatic, but it works.

I bet they aren't cooperative often. Ever had them buy rip-off-panties just for the fun?
 
graceanne said:
I bet they aren't cooperative often. Ever had them buy rip-off-panties just for the fun?
Well, when it comes down to it, most panties are flimsy enough to be called rip off panties. But, I have also been known to just jerk them down to their ankles, in one quick swish. It usually creates a nice cool breeze between their legs. I either grab a hand full in front, in back, or on both sides...depending on where I am standing. The trick is to do it when they least expect it.:p


One quick yank and the job's done. :D
 
DVS said:
Well, when it comes down to it, most panties are flimsy enough to be called rip off panties. But, I have also been known to just jerk them down to their ankles, in one quick swish. It usually creates a nice cool breeze between their legs. I either grab a hand full in front, in back, or on both sides...depending on where I am standing. The trick is to do it when they least expect it.:p


One quick yank and the job's done. :D

*imagines*

*fans self*

:catroar:
 
Yeah, I can read that you originally posted this five years ago - but dude, it's freakin' funny as hell and I'm seriously considering stealing it, editting it, and making one of my own. And if my comment bumped this up far enough for others to notice it - good. Bask in it's epicness. I deem it worthy of such.
 
I'm seriously considering stealing it, editting it, and making one of my own.

*blush*
How the hell do you think I got it? Developed it all myself?

I owe credit to others, when some of my own twisted mind additions.





:cool:
 
And then there's *my* sig line disclaimer that I've had since very shortly after I came here. I just haven't really found or thought of anything to replace it (though I have added things from time to time that I thought were appropriate). :D
 
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