They blame everything on global warming now!!

Beco · Jul 21, 2006

Pumped Up on Carbon Dioxide, Vines Strengthen Their Grip

By Elizabeth Williamson
Washington Post Staff Writer
Saturday, July 15, 2006; Page A01

Vines -- poison ivy, Japanese honeysuckle, kudzu -- snake through the back yard, girdling trees and strangling shrubs, thriving, scientists say, on the same pollution they blame for global warming.

From backyard gardens to the Amazon rain forest, vines are growing faster, stronger and, in the case of poison ivy, more poisonous on the heavy doses of carbon dioxide that come from burning such fossil fuels as gasoline and coal.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/07/14/AR2006071401793.html

RoryN · Jul 21, 2006

Let's turn this into an amusing thread.

Beco, tell us everything you know about science.

KRCummings · Jul 21, 2006

Assuming that global warming is real then the effects would be felt everywhere, in the smallest plants and animals and the largest oceans.

DV81 · Jul 21, 2006

global warming is real ,but it is still uncertain if man caused it.

RoryN · Jul 21, 2006

I'm probably going to bow out of this one early. Once again, no one's gonna mention the difference between global warming and global warming gone out of control, which will make the discussion mostly without merit.

islandman · Jul 21, 2006

RoryN said:
Let's turn this into an amusing thread.

Beco, tell us everything you know about science.

Sticking a cork up your tight ass to cut down on methane production would be funny. But you'd keep talking, thereby either rendering the cork useless or requiring a bigger one.

RoryN · Jul 21, 2006

islandman said:
Sticking a cork up your tight ass to cut down on methane production would be funny.

I smoked weed all of Saturday, and bought a friend $100 worth of drinks for his birthday.

So, swing and a miss on me being a tight ass. Of course, you could've asked Mecha or Just Pet or other members here who've met me to find that out.

islandman · Jul 21, 2006

RoryN said:
I smoked weed all of Saturday, and bought a friend $100 worth of drinks for his birthday.

So, swing and a miss on me being a tight ass. Of course, you could've asked Mecha or Just Pet or other members here who've met me to find that out.

How nice for you. I'll pass.

RoryN · Jul 21, 2006

islandman said:
How nice for you. I'll pass.

That's right; you fail.

Next.

riff · Jul 21, 2006

Global warming is a fact. It's the causes of it and human contribution to it that are up in debate.

Let's all agree it is a natural cycle and we simply have to cope with it for the rest of our lives (you might as well).

That aside, we do know that our machines carbon dioxide emissions dump more CO2 into the air and increase, ever so slightly each day, a greenhouse effect with our atmosphere. At the same time, across the world, the forestlands and jungles which are capable of taking in CO2 and releasing oxygen are being destroyed for land or resource development.

Global warming or not, we certainly aren't helping. At the very least I think we could be more responsible. And most people are willing... provided it doesn't require a sacrifice.

vxrider · Jul 21, 2006

Global warming is not a fact,but a wish.A wish to lead us down the path of socialism.Wake up, dumbfucks!!

LukkyKnight · Jul 21, 2006

Global Warming Makes Bush Grope Merkel

NEW YORK (AP) - An impromptu back rub that President Bush gave German Chancellor Angela Merkel is now massaging millions of funny bones.

A 5-second video and series of photographs recently posted on YouTube.com and various blogs show Bush surprising Merkel at the G-8 Summit by quickly rubbing the back of her neck and shoulders.

It was the Carbon Dioxide.

DV81 · Jul 21, 2006

islandman said:
How nice for you. I'll pass.

is Rory bragging about his Hollywood connections and nights of snorting coke off of hookers while driving his Mustang? LOL

islandman · Jul 21, 2006

DV81 said:
is Rory bragging about his Hollywood connections and nights of snorting coke off of hookers while driving his Mustang? LOL

Nah. He's taking cheap shots at Beco cause its easy, but evidently doesn't like it when someone does it to him.

Kids these days.

RoryN · Jul 21, 2006

vxrider said:
Global warming is not a fact,but a wish.

Without global warming, none of us would be alive.

Shhh - adults are talking.

Beco · Jul 21, 2006

DV81 said:
is Rory bragging about his Hollywood connections and nights of snorting coke off of hookers while driving his Mustang? LOL

Yeah, he spent a whole $100 bucks Saturday night!!

RoryN · Jul 21, 2006

islandman said:
Nah. He's taking cheap shots at Beco cause its easy

...because he takes them at me, unprovoked, at least once a week. A cockblocker.

Try to find the last time I took one at him, besides this thread.

islandman · Jul 21, 2006

RoryN said:
...because he takes them at me, unprovoked, at least once a week. A cockblocker.

Try to find the last time I took one at him, besides this thread.

You're worried about a stranger, on the Internet no less, being a cockblocker?

Time to log off, dood.

RoryN · Jul 21, 2006

islandman said:
You're worried about a stranger, on the Internet no less, being a cockblocker?

Why are you lying? I have no such worry. I said I was responding to pot shots being taken. As you are.

*checks islandman's post count*

Time to log off, dude.

Lavared · Jul 21, 2006

Beco said:
Pumped Up on Carbon Dioxide, Vines Strengthen Their Grip

And yet I still can't get a decent lawn to grow in the back yard. Maybe I'll give up and plant some kudzu so I can take out those pesky sweetgum trees at the same time.

Just curious: any word on insect population increases or decreases?

islandman · Jul 21, 2006

RoryN said:
Why are you lying? I have no such worry. I said I was responding to pot shots being taken. As you are.

*checks islandman's post count*

Time to log off, dude.

You called him a cockblocker. That's the funniest thing I've read on the web today!

Thanks for the laugh.

LukkyKnight · Jul 21, 2006

Hezbollah fires rockets at Israel due to Global Warming.

Associated Press - Haifa - Soaring summer temperatures made tempers flare last week as sweaty Hezbollah irregulars sought an outlet for their pent up irritability brought on by excessive heat. "I don't know," one anonymous rocketeer admitted, "it seemed like a good idea at the time. It was very hot."

If that's not a global crisis in the making I just don't know what is.

Beco · Jul 21, 2006

RoryN said:
...because he takes them at me, unprovoked, at least once a week. A cockblocker.

Try to find the last time I took one at him, besides this thread.

Once a week? Dude, are you drinking your bong water again??

RoryN · Jul 21, 2006

islandman said:
You called him a cockblocker. That's the funniest thing I've read on the web today!

So...you don't have a life online, either?

Tell me when you're back to chiming in on political issues you have little knowledge of. It's a hell of a lot more entertaining.

captvaw · Jul 21, 2006

Beco said:
Pumped Up on Carbon Dioxide, Vines Strengthen Their Grip

By Elizabeth Williamson
Washington Post Staff Writer
Saturday, July 15, 2006; Page A01

Vines -- poison ivy, Japanese honeysuckle, kudzu -- snake through the back yard, girdling trees and strangling shrubs, thriving, scientists say, on the same pollution they blame for global warming.

From backyard gardens to the Amazon rain forest, vines are growing faster, stronger and, in the case of poison ivy, more poisonous on the heavy doses of carbon dioxide that come from burning such fossil fuels as gasoline and coal.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/07/14/AR2006071401793.html

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