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rosco rathbone said:
Well you know what they say about individuals who create neolo(gisms) in their speech patterns.
And you didn't define it either *pout*
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Well you know what they say about individuals who create neolo(gisms) in their speech patterns.
And you didn't define it either *pout*
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Well now.. hasn't this thread been lost? Gisms sound good.. In fact, though I consider myself hetro, a fist on a spitting member is a hot scene.. I'm getting thirsty.
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I intercoursed with a female last night, but still no masturbation. Skews the data certainly, but I do believe this experiment is still of scientific merit. The act itself was particularly enjoyable, doubtlessly due to the increased sensitivity of my member, quickly healing form its usual calloused hand abuse.
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Marquis said:
You lack will, sir. You are one of the lesser men of these latter days. I will go three days to your one and still demonstrate greater manly virtue and continence.
Blushing Bottom said:
Actually, I don't. What do they say?
*ahem* onanistic="like, of, or pertaining to, the Biblical crime of Onan. (Gen. 38, 7-9)"
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Marquis said:
So you seek refuge in the letter of the law. Allow me to tender you an emoticon:
Your life is one of mindless rut. Scarcely better than a beast you are. At least be so good as to admit that you lack will.
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rosco rathbone said:So you seek refuge in the letter of the law. Allow me to tender you an emoticon:
Your life is one of mindless rut. Scarcely better than a beast you are. At least be so good as to admit that you lack will.
I am the common soul, to be sure.
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It is a term used to describe one of the positive symptoms of schizophrenia. Not that I believe you to be so a little sarcasam I dare say.rosco rathbone said:
Oh and thanks for the key.
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So much to learn.rosco rathbone said:
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Blushing Bottom said:
This opened up a fascinating new area of research for me and resulted in the ordering of several Library Books. Thank you.
Day Three and all's well.
Once again the dreams had a stronger sexual content than usual. One dream, long, involved and muddled, culminated in an image of me lying, clothed, on top of a chunky yet shapely naked black girl in a ditch by the side of the road near my childhood home; simulating the sexual act while looking over my shoulder as a schoolbus full of men in New York, New York-style WW2 sailor togs passed in review; hanging out the windows and open door.
In the middle of the night I had an urge to wank; but the sexual energy field seemed distributed over my entire body. I could feel how force of habit usually localizes it in the cock. Instead, I concentrated on the microcosmic orbit and invented a new technique: picturing a BB-sized chromium sphere, machined to atomic tolerances, chilled in liquid nitrogen, circulating slowly in the channel. This seemed most efficacious and was an improvement over my previous technique, which was to picture a long sharp fingernal being traced along the skin. My penis area deflated as I withdrew the chi and I slept well.
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Day Four and hanging in there....
I don't remember any sex dreams from last night; but this morning I woke up with a powerful urge. I took my penis in the reverse grip like a blunt instrument and squeezed it in a pulsing fashion; but had to stop that pretty quickly. Generalized images of traditional marriage and man ruling his estate by the rod hovered about my head like sugarplums. I tried to recirculate the raw chi which was pooling in my lower abdomen and making my cock limber, numb, and murderous; but I lacked resove and writhed, humping half-heartedly at my body pillow.
Then, thankfully, I felt SHAME, and punished myself with various rebukes: "Are you man, or beast? Can you not contain yourself, you disgusting fellow? Is Reason the master of this house---or Lust?". Then I got up and did the dishes.
I don't remember any sex dreams from last night; but this morning I woke up with a powerful urge. I took my penis in the reverse grip like a blunt instrument and squeezed it in a pulsing fashion; but had to stop that pretty quickly. Generalized images of traditional marriage and man ruling his estate by the rod hovered about my head like sugarplums. I tried to recirculate the raw chi which was pooling in my lower abdomen and making my cock limber, numb, and murderous; but I lacked resove and writhed, humping half-heartedly at my body pillow.
Then, thankfully, I felt SHAME, and punished myself with various rebukes: "Are you man, or beast? Can you not contain yourself, you disgusting fellow? Is Reason the master of this house---or Lust?". Then I got up and did the dishes.
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rosco rathbone said:
Now that is amazing. You did dishes.
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Myst said:
No shame in a single man doing woman's work. I also swabbed out the head, mopped the deck with Murphy's Oil Soap, dusted down the bulkheads and re-arranged the counterpane on my rack.
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Obviously I am going to be competing in a different circuit as Mr. Rathbone. I have faithfully abstained from masturbatory activity, but other forms of sexuality commence as normal, perhaps better.
I do believe there is still merit in this competition, as I usually fuck and jerk.
Double R, just think about you being one of those perfectly symmetrical pre-pubescent gymnastic machines, and me being in the special olympics.
I do believe there is still merit in this competition, as I usually fuck and jerk.
Double R, just think about you being one of those perfectly symmetrical pre-pubescent gymnastic machines, and me being in the special olympics.
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Everyones gone to lunch
A perfect time to pull one off.
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A perfect time to pull one off.
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5ive & out.
I completed my five-day cease fire today and released stress.
I have learned that I can go about 3 days with little to no discomfort, but nonlocalised sexual tension buildup kept me from sleeping most of last night. Chinese sexual kung fu was not enough; or I am not skilled enough at it.
Will and will alone kept me on course.
The jack was as usual after one of these cease fires---more like trying to walk across a room while holding a brimming beaker without spilling anything than a gun firing. In the end it just runs over my fist. I didn't think there'd been that much until I looked into the ejaculatorium basin and saw it covered in ribbons of seed.
The fantasy was quite sinister and disturbing and involved a non-sexual anger. (WHich was obviously sexual at the root of it).
I completed my five-day cease fire today and released stress.
I have learned that I can go about 3 days with little to no discomfort, but nonlocalised sexual tension buildup kept me from sleeping most of last night. Chinese sexual kung fu was not enough; or I am not skilled enough at it.
Will and will alone kept me on course.
The jack was as usual after one of these cease fires---more like trying to walk across a room while holding a brimming beaker without spilling anything than a gun firing. In the end it just runs over my fist. I didn't think there'd been that much until I looked into the ejaculatorium basin and saw it covered in ribbons of seed.
The fantasy was quite sinister and disturbing and involved a non-sexual anger. (WHich was obviously sexual at the root of it).
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Still haven't jerked off, sought solace only in the warm crooks and nannies of the female form.
I have found my mentality and my sex life to be far more satisfying when I restrict my sexual release to that given by a female. Complete moratorium on masturbatory activity until further notice.
I have found my mentality and my sex life to be far more satisfying when I restrict my sexual release to that given by a female. Complete moratorium on masturbatory activity until further notice.
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rosco rathbone said:
Are you toying with me?
Happy Everything!
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Blushing Bottom said:
Eh? Not at all. I used to collect flyers and signs put up by schizophrenic homeless people; I find the language fascinating. That was a long time ago and you rekindled that interest and made me want to research it more seriously.
Happy holidays to all the wankers.
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OK then...sorry for the dig.
Occupational hazard or a little holiday paranoia
Occupational hazard or a little holiday paranoia
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rosco rathbone said:
*sigh*
I LIVE for these posts, ya know
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Marquis said:
Interesting. I wonder how long you can hold out. Keep us posted. How often are you getting sex, btw? If I may ask.
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