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Recidiva

Recidiva

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Okay, get a Rottweiler. The kind that sends people to the emergency room. Build trust.

Then one day, out of nowhere. Bark at him. Then make one of those sudden moves, the kind they say never to make. You know, go into one of those fighting stances. Look like you're going to bite him. Growl.

I have no idea why I did this, but it was fun as hell. He went nuts. He thought it was great. He's very tall, by the way.

He's my buddy.
 
Dogs love to play fight even though they're not puppies anymore.
 
Stuponfucious said:
Dogs love to play fight even though they're not puppies anymore.
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He's only eight months old. He's still a very dangerous "Is this your leg, it's yummy!" kinda puppy.

I love him.
 
Recidiva said:
He's only eight months old. He's still a very dangerous "Is this your leg, it's yummy!" kinda puppy.

I love him.
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I don't blame him. I'd bite your leg too.
 
Stuponfucious said:
I don't blame him. I'd bite your leg too.
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It should just be my secret that I do things I'd yell at my own kids for doing.

"What the hell were you thinking?"

"Nothing! I'm just stupid! It was a beautiful day and I'm happy and I was having fun! I'm lucky my face isn't on the bricks! I'm not bleeding out because the puppy loves me, that's probably why I did it, okay!"
 
Recidiva said:
Okay, get a Rottweiler. The kind that sends people to the emergency room. Build trust.

Then one day, out of nowhere. Bark at him. Then make one of those sudden moves, the kind they say never to make. You know, go into one of those fighting stances. Look like you're going to bite him. Growl.

I have no idea why I did this, but it was fun as hell. He went nuts. He thought it was great. He's very tall, by the way.

He's my buddy.
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rotties are big softies :D

hmm...i suggest you don't vary the game to your hubby making fight moves towards you....
 
dolf said:
rotties are big softies :D

hmm...i suggest you don't vary the game to your hubby making fight moves towards you....
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Not unless she wants him to bite her.
 
dolf said:
rotties are big softies :D

hmm...i suggest you don't vary the game to your hubby making fight moves towards you....
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This dog is a huge vicious deadly pile of stupid adorable.

My husband is the one he adores though, I'm only second hand goods.

My husband is the one who can wade into the dogs and get control when they're brawling and I'm terrified. So he's the alpha male. It's the reason why we inherited him. Jim's about the only one who can handle him. He speaks dog. I'm just here and benefiting from it.

I need a remote control with the zappy thing to actually have some authority when he really gets going. Jim just needs to look at him. Yesterday I was trying to get the dogs to actually leave the room Jim was trying to get some sleep in. I'm saying "Come on. COME ON!" He had to tell them to go, though. They wouldn't budge. And spent all day long whining and scratching at the door.

Yes, I am chopped liver in comparison. He'd probably just have to point at me and say "Kill" and I'd be toast. I know my place!
 
Recidiva said:
He's only eight months old. He's still a very dangerous "Is this your leg, it's yummy!" kinda puppy.

I love him.
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yelp *nods*

if he puts any part of your body in his mouth yelp like it really hurts and walk away & iggy him for a couple of minutes.

coz if he mouths the wrong person you'll end up in court.
 
dolf said:
yelp *nods*

if he puts any part of your body in his mouth yelp like it really hurts and walk away & iggy him for a couple of minutes.

coz if he mouths the wrong person you'll end up in court.
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Yeah, my son was left alone with him for about five minutes and ended up in the emergency room because he tried to "sneak up on him" and take something away. Nine stitches in the earlobe.

My son has some learning disabilities so it's not his fault he didn't listen so well. It's not the dog's fault he's just a huge set of very efficient instincts in a very small house.

We're just trying to give everyone a chance to grow up into being able to have a chance to not be eaten and not be put to sleep.
 
Bull Mastiffs are daft as fuck! We've got a Mastiff and a Springer Spaniel and they are both lunatics! When we take em out for walks people look at the Mastiff like shes the devil and like shes gonna rip their face off but she wouldnt hurt a fly bless her!
 
This works with pitbuls as well, and because they are so tough and sturdy you can wrestle with them and not be afraid to hurt them.
 
Recidiva said:
Yeah, my son was left alone with him for about five minutes and ended up in the emergency room because he tried to "sneak up on him" and take something away. Nine stitches in the earlobe.

My son has some learning disabilities so it's not his fault he didn't listen so well. It's not the dog's fault he's just a huge set of very efficient instincts in a very small house.

We're just trying to give everyone a chance to grow up into being able to have a chance to not be eaten and not be put to sleep.
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pm me everything about the dog, all the history you know, any problems he has, your family set up, other pets, house/garden size?...i have a soft spot for big savage beasties ;)

{i'm qualified & registered & stuff...not just nosey, lol}
 
That's the thing about the Rottweiler. Just the look in his eyes. He just wants someone to play with. So his idea of play is "I want to rip your face off! YAAAAAAAY!"

He's just the sweetest thing ever. Nobody will come over to play any more though. The poor guy. I just feel sorry for him.

His growl, man, I just feel like I should record this and send it to someone in a special effects studio. Holy shit. This is the scariest thing I have ever, ever heard.

He's half Rottweiler and half Chow, with the curly tail, deep burnished gold color, he's gorgeous. Just the sweetest most vicious thing I have ever met, I adore him.
 
dolf said:
yelp *nods*

if he puts any part of your body in his mouth yelp like it really hurts and walk away & iggy him for a couple of minutes.

coz if he mouths the wrong person you'll end up in court.
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Hey you speak dog!
 
Recidiva said:
That's the thing about the Rottweiler. Just the look in his eyes. He just wants someone to play with. So his idea of play is "I want to rip your face off! YAAAAAAAY!"

He's just the sweetest thing ever. Nobody will come over to play any more though. The poor guy. I just feel sorry for him.

His growl, man, I just feel like I should record this and send it to someone in a special effects studio. Holy shit. This is the scariest thing I have ever, ever heard.

He's half Rottweiler and half Chow, with the curly tail, deep burnished gold color, he's gorgeous. Just the sweetest most vicious thing I have ever met, I adore him.
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You need to be very careful with him because what you are doing with him is just letting him know that agression toward people is OK. Pair that with the fact that both breeds you mentioned (rottys and esp. chows) tend to have agressive traits anyway, you are just making it eays for someone (you or another person) to get bitten. If it another person, then they have problems, yoiu have probelms and the dog has problems, even up to being put down. If you love him the way you say and he is alpha, it is very important to make sure that he is not allowed to challenge humans or he will and there will be some very bad outcomes.

BTW very cute picture.
 
raven2 said:
You need to be very careful with him because what you are doing with him is just letting him know that agression toward people is OK. Pair that with the fact that both breeds you mentioned (rottys and esp. chows) tend to have agressive traits anyway, you are just making it eays for someone (you or another person) to get bitten. If it another person, then they have problems, yoiu have probelms and the dog has problems, even up to being put down. If you love him the way you say and he is alpha, it is very important to make sure that he is not allowed to challenge humans or he will and there will be some very bad outcomes.

BTW very cute picture.
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Yes, I know, that was my immediate reaction. This is exactly what I said "Holy shit! Rottweiler and chow? Why not tell me it's fucking half hyena and half pit bull!"

But he will have to learn to accept human challenging human also, because my husband plays with my son all the time. Play is a part of the household, and he's going to have to get that.

I know that there's dog psychology, but there's people psychology too. Yes, I'm going to force even a dog to have a sense of humor.
 
Little Tighty said:
This works with pitbuls as well, and because they are so tough and sturdy you can wrestle with them and not be afraid to hurt them.
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Works with Phillys too.
 
Recidiva said:
Yeah, my son was left alone with him for about five minutes and ended up in the emergency room because he tried to "sneak up on him" and take something away. Nine stitches in the earlobe.

My son has some learning disabilities so it's not his fault he didn't listen so well. It's not the dog's fault he's just a huge set of very efficient instincts in a very small house.

We're just trying to give everyone a chance to grow up into being able to have a chance to not be eaten and not be put to sleep.
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Personally, I think I wouldn't risk having a dog like that around a learning disabled child. Maybe not around any child. It wouldn't be worth the risk to me that the 9 stitches in the earlobe might turn into a missing ear, or hand, the next time the dog bit someone.

Do you have homeowner's insurance? I don't think mine would cover my house with a dog like that in it. And certainly not after having the child to the hospital for a dog bite. Here, the emergency room would have had to report the dog bite to the authorities and your dog would have been in quarantine for 10 days. I'm not sure how many chances it gets before the court would order him put down for being a vicious dog.
 
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